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    Amazingly I have no long diatribe a bout how Judoka have all become ivory tower elitists or whatever. I just went, had four matches, won two, and due to the round robin nature of the tourney, won first in my division.

    Matches-

    1: I face a guy with machine gun seoinage. He hits them over and over again with a lot of speed. He gets waza ari with one that literally makes my whole arm go numb. Hurriedly falling back on my training like an alcaholic on St. Paddy's, I armbar him.

    2: I fall back to try to armbar the same time my opponent goes for osoto gari. His is successful, mine isn't.

    3: I find out that you can score with a shitty single leg if you kiai with verve and gusto. After a couple of those, I pass my opponent's guard and he goes oddly limp. Win by osae komi.

    4: I'm sitting too low on my ass in my stance and get immediately dumped on it with ouchi.


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    #2
    My coach says that if you're going to lose, lose by ippon--at least you went for it.

    Nice writeup. Did no one else in the division win 2? My bracket-math is failing to figure out how many participants were in your division.
    What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. -Xenophon's Socrates

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      #3
      Originally posted by Hedgehogey View Post
      Amazingly I have no long diatribe a bout how Judoka have all become ivory tower elitists or whatever. I just went, had four matches, won two, and due to the round robin nature of the tourney, won first in my division.

      Matches-

      1: I face a guy with machine gun seoinage. He hits them over and over again with a lot of speed. He gets waza ari with one that literally makes my whole arm go numb. Hurriedly falling back on my training like an alcaholic on St. Paddy's, I armbar him.

      2: I fall back to try to armbar the same time my opponent goes for osoto gari. His is successful, mine isn't.

      3: I find out that you can score with a shitty single leg if you kiai with verve and gusto. After a couple of those, I pass my opponent's guard and he goes oddly limp. Win by osae komi.

      4: I'm sitting too low on my ass in my stance and get immediately dumped on it with ouchi.

      Good Job Hedge.
      I considered going but unfortunately life got in the way. If you can manage it, you should fight in the The Shufu Eastern Open on the 5th of Sept.

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        #4
        Nice work, but no vids? :(

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