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    BJJ Bloo Beltz

    I haz one.

    Got it Wednesday night after 11 months of training. Like I've heard so many times from other people when they got their blue belt, I feel like I'm not ready for it, but my instructor is a Renzo black belt so I guess he would know best. Fittingly enough, it is going to be my last martial arts class in the U.S. for some time. Tomorrow morning I'm moving to Sapporo, Japan with my girlfriend for at least a year. Our plan is to train Daido Juku and BJJ, ski, eat sushi to our hearts' content, and possibly commit some tentacle rape.

    Sayonara!

    #2
    Congrats, just keep training.

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      #3
      Originally posted by RaiNnyX4 View Post
      I haz one.

      Got it Wednesday night after 11 months of training. Like I've heard so many times from other people when they got their blue belt, I feel like I'm not ready for it, but my instructor is a Renzo black belt so I guess he would know best. Fittingly enough, it is going to be my last martial arts class in the U.S. for some time. Tomorrow morning I'm moving to Sapporo, Japan with my girlfriend for at least a year. Our plan is to train Daido Juku and BJJ, ski, eat sushi to our hearts' content, and possibly commit some tentacle rape.

      Sayonara!
      That's odd, I was just talking to someone about tentacle porn five minutes ago.

      We are kindred spirits you and i.
      Originally posted by Judoka_UK
      Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.

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        #4
        Lolz, I approve of this thread.

        Congrats, keep at it.

        With a BJJ blue belt you can officially kick the crap out of about 90% of the black belts in the world, give or take some.

        Also good luck in japan, scare some japaneese people while screaming "HARD GAYU!!!"

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          #5
          Good work man, you should keep like a video diary of your training in Japan.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MastaChance View Post
            Good work man, you should keep like a video diary of your training in Japan.
            I secondz this notion.
            Last edited by Squerlli; 7/25/2009 12:48am, .

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              #7
              Oh man I've been snowboarding near Sapporo, you'll fucking love it. Also they have great beer.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Squerlli View Post
                Lolz, I approve of this thread.

                Congrats, keep at it.

                With a BJJ blue belt you can officially kick the crap out of about 90% of the black belts in the world, give or take some.

                Also good luck in japan, scare some japaneese people while screaming "HARD GAYU!!!"
                It's HAADO GEI DESUUUUUUUUU!
                Lord Krishna said: I am terrible time the destroyer of all beings in all worlds, engaged to destroy all beings in this world; Of those heroic soldiers presently situated in the opposing army, even without you none will be spared.
                Bhagavad Gita 11:32

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                  #9
                  Its time to start posting these, then.

                  YouTube - Hard Gay - Yahoo (Subtitled)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 100xobm View Post
                    That's odd, I was just talking to someone about tentacle porn five minutes ago.

                    We are kindred spirits you and i.
                    Same here. We need a Hentai forum!

                    Fun fact: The tentacle thing stems from the (U.S. written) obscenity laws in Japan. The way the laws are written, a non-human entity, inserting a non-genital body part into a human being, is not technically "sex".
                    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                    Luta Livre flees the fight,
                    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                      #11
                      Grtz Rainy! I remember meeting you oh so long ago back at the Stonybrook hangout :D

                      Who u been training under lately? Thought you dropped off the face of the earth!
                      Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
                      ...Willing is not enough you must do
                      ~Bruce Lee

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by War Wheel View Post
                        Same here. We need a Hentai forum!

                        No we fucking don't.

                        Originally posted by War Wheel View Post
                        Fun fact: The tentacle thing stems from the (U.S. written) obscenity laws in Japan. The way the laws are written, a non-human entity, inserting a non-genital body part into a human being, is not technically "sex".
                        Wow. So it's a way around a restrictive law and not a disgusting perversion?

                        I feel so much better now! Learning can be fun.

                        Seriously, by all that is holey, no hentai forum.
                        Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                        and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                        As far as possible, without surrender,
                        be on good terms with all persons.
                        Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                        and listen to others,
                        even to the dull and ignorant;
                        they too have their story.

                        -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by War Wheel View Post
                          Same here. We need a Hentai forum!
                          In before Phrost: Sociocide, f**kerz
                          Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

                          Gandhi

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                            #14
                            In Tokyo right now! Been here for almost two days now, staying in a fancy hotel paid by my job, going to lots of boring seminars, and struggling to not pass out. Tomorrow morning I catch a flight up north to Sapporo. Don't know when I'll have internets after that. May be a couple of weeks before I check in again.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by RaiNnyX4 View Post
                              Our plan is to train Daido Juku and BJJ, ski, eat sushi to our hearts' content, and possibly commit some tentacle rape.

                              Sayonara!
                              Don't you mean banzai? Or do they just say that in Okinawa?

                              Sorry, REALLY bad joke...

                              But you should bounce up into some JJJ schools and see if you can submit some of their guys...

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