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    I am back

    I was at a week long magic convention last week, and simply did not have the time to post or reply; I will be working on it today.

    I learned last week that there are lots of ways to over do things; I am more beat today than I have been in a very long time.

    I lectured; opened the gala show friday night, put in 20 hour days, played wonderful practical jokes; it was high school all over again...

    I have no voice, am sore all over, and have no idea what I did to destroy my right leg, but overdid it with the Alieve and have had some big time bleeding (as told by brusing and very black stool for a few days).

    In short, I must accept the fact I am old.....
    "Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back." -- Hericletus, circa 500 BC

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    Yeah uncle tripp is back!!!
    ______
    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh

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      #3
      There are Magic Conventions?

      Do you get there by stepping into a box and disappearing?

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        #4
        STORIES!!!!!!! You cant just come in and tease us with magical conventions and practical jokes. Use that gift of story telling and make it flowery...please?
        Originally posted by OnceLost
        Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
        Originally posted by It is Fake
        I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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          #5
          im making hot coco for everyone!
          zapruder, dont suck on your thumb!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zapruder View Post
            STORIES!!!!!!! You cant just come in and tease us with magical conventions and practical jokes. Use that gift of story telling and make it flowery...please?
            Yes, Yes, do tell please.

            Waits for the epic stories of awesomeness.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Blue Negation View Post
              There are Magic Conventions?

              Do you get there by stepping into a box and disappearing?
              You get a summons via owl, or something.
              <insert witty comment>

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                #8
                Originally posted by rw4th View Post
                You get a summons via owl, or something.
                oh really?

                i guess i ate my invitation last month...meh magic isnt really my thing anyway.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rw4th View Post
                  You get a summons via owl, or something.
                  I call that^a win! LOL
                  Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
                  -Mentat Text Two (dicto)

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                    #10
                    Me too.... lol
                    "Out of every hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are just targets, nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back." -- Hericletus, circa 500 BC

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                      #11
                      Now tell us a cool story uncle Tripp.

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                        #12
                        stories plz

                        PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
                        http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


                        Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                        3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                        Originally posted by sochin101
                        I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                        That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                        Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                        I agree with moosey

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                          #13
                          You clothes shopper?

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                            #14
                            I bet if you attend his MMA/JUDO clinic on July 31st to August 2nd he will have some stories to tell :)

                            but, if people dont commit on coming the clinic will be cancel :(

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                              #15
                              im sure im excused as im living in Europe. :-)

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