I burn down Cage Fighter's houses - Ninjer Thread

[spartan 117]

i train in the bujinkan. It has served me well in combat. I dont mean some pussy cage crap with a guy to break it up im talking the fog of war.the shit, the grinder,the gd battlefield .my shidoshi was brutal thats teacher for you idiots.

ninjutsu isnt going to prepare you for the UFC. Its gonna teach you to burn the enemies house down and light em up with the m4 as they run out the exits.

our art has its fair share of mall ninjas. As for me and mine we farm the led

for those seeking to train in ninjutsu hears some advice dont learn from a fat guy
find combat vets to teach it to you . the bujinkan is full of sf guys and contract ops
for me i learn from soke. ninjas are reall they traded in the mask and sword for a chopped stoner m-60 and some night vision

[marcusdbrutus]

[plasma]

What's up with all the Ninja Larpers from Texas? I know you are in Houston, but are you related to this crew in Austin: http://www.bullshido.org/Kendall_Kelsoe

Edit: Seriously, dude you graduated high school in '95. You should of outgrown this shit already.

[jeff5]

Yeah, this thread is going to go well....

[Dsimon3387]

i train in the bujinkan. It has served me well in combat. I dont mean some pussy cage crap with a guy to break it up im talking the fog of war.the shit, the grinder,the gd battlefield .my shidoshi was brutal thats teacher for you idiots.

ninjutsu isnt going to prepare you for the UFC. Its gonna teach you to burn the enemies house down and light em up with the m4 as they run out the exits.

our art has its fair share of mall ninjas. As for me and mine we farm the led

for those seeking to train in ninjutsu hears some advice dont learn from a fat guy
find combat vets to teach it to you . the bujinkan is full of sf guys and contract ops
for me i learn from soke. ninjas are reall they traded in the mask and sword for a chopped stoner m-60 and some night vision

Thank you asshole.... Everytime a legitimate trained guy builds a bit of trust here some shit like this comes out. All of us get flamed for the sins of one asshole... from TExas no less.

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i train in the bujinkan. It has served me well in combat. I dont mean some pussy cage crap with a guy to break it up im talking the fog of war.the shit, the grinder,the gd battlefield .my shidoshi was brutal thats teacher for you idiots.

ninjutsu isnt going to prepare you for the UFC. Its gonna teach you to burn the enemies house down and light em up with the m4 as they run out the exits.

our art has its fair share of mall ninjas. As for me and mine we farm the led

for those seeking to train in ninjutsu hears some advice dont learn from a fat guy
find combat vets to teach it to you . the bujinkan is full of sf guys and contract ops
for me i learn from soke. ninjas are reall they traded in the mask and sword for a chopped stoner m-60 and some night vision

I want to play- my kung fu is deadlier than your ninjitsu. It's made for the battlefield. Instead of the traditional broadsword, we use the minigun. Some MMA loser challenged me to a fight, and I said I wouldn't because I'm a sissy bitch who can't fight. Him and his bros laughed and talked shit, but that was all part of my secret kung fu plan. He went home and ate some chicken and rice with his wife and asked how her day was or some shit, and was interrupted by his dog choking. Little did he know that I poisoned it, and when he went to bury it, I was waiting in the ground, breathing through a snorkel disguised as a novelty garden gnome. I jumped out and mowed them down with my tommy gun. At that point, it was obvious who the better fighter was. The police were going to investigate but the chief found a blowgun dart stuck in the headrest of the chair in his office and he knew he was dealing with a great warrior so he just bowed, said a prayer, and left a sandwich for me outside. I learned these secret techniques from my sifu, who was a black ops sifu who killed 126 people in Somalia or Sudan or some dicey S country I've never been to. He teaches only the deadliest sawed off shotgun and wristlock techniques. In Vietnam he killed all of the Viet Kong with a compound bow with acid tipped poison flame arrows, but to keep his kung fu secret he coerced everyone in Singapore to take their place so nobody would suspect him, especially, the pussy ninjas who wanted to steal his techniques (they're so lame that they need night vision goggles, since they lack kung fu's eyeball conditioning exercises that make them see in the dark like Riddick).

[Carpe Noctem]

A chopped M-60? What, no 240B's in your mom's basement...uhh, I mean, the armsroom?



Wait, no, I DO mean your mom's basement. Faggot.

[hapkido_keith]

I want to play- my kung fu is deadlier than your ninjitsu. It's made for the battlefield. Instead of the traditional broadsword, we use the minigun. Some MMA loser challenged me to a fight, and I said I wouldn't because I'm a sissy bitch who can't fight. Him and his bros laughed and talked shit, but that was all part of my secret kung fu plan. He went home and ate some chicken and rice with his wife and asked how her day was or some shit, and was interrupted by his dog choking. Little did he know that I poisoned it, and when he went to bury it, I was waiting in the ground, breathing through a snorkel disguised as a novelty garden gnome. I jumped out and mowed them down with my tommy gun. At that point, it was obvious who the better fighter was. The police were going to investigate but the chief found a blowgun dart stuck in the headrest of the chair in his office and he knew he was dealing with a great warrior so he just bowed, said a prayer, and left a sandwich for me outside. I learned these secret techniques from my sifu, who was a black ops sifu who killed 126 people in Somalia or Sudan or some dicey S country I've never been to. He teaches only the deadliest sawed off shotgun and wristlock techniques. In Vietnam he killed all of the Viet Kong with a compound bow with acid tipped poison flame arrows, but to keep his kung fu secret he coerced everyone in Singapore to take their place so nobody would suspect him, especially, the pussy ninjas who wanted to steal his techniques (they're so lame that they need night vision goggles, since they lack kung fu's eyeball conditioning exercises that make them see in the dark like Riddick).

Pussy.
Hapkido training is much more deadly. I got challenged by an MMA guy and I curled up into a fetal ball and pleaded with him not to hurt me. He laughed at me, called me a pussy, and told me he didn't hurt crying women, but it was all part of my plan. I followed him home and wired up his house with explosives while the idiot slept, then blew him and his family to smithereens. Yeah his wife and kids didn't actually do anything to me, nor did the surrounding neighbors whose houses also got caught in the blast, but fuck 'em. Us hapkido guys are hard core and don't cry over the collateral damage.

[Demon Eyes]

Seriously, it seems as though each ninjutsu practitioner is more mentally and socially challenged than the last.
Sorry, Dsimon3387, however people like the OP really don't help your style's case.

[SoylentNinja]

i train in sucking goat cock.

You keep training in that then...

[Rancid Pantaloons]

i train in sucking goat cock

In that case YouTube - Go Fuck A Goat!

If you are not trained in the goat sucking then

YouTube - Bob Saget - Don't Fuck A Goat

[joshuahai]

i train in the bujinkan. It has served me well in combat. I dont mean some pussy cage crap with a guy to break it up im talking the fog of war.the shit, the grinder,the gd battlefield .my shidoshi was brutal thats teacher for you idiots.

ninjutsu isnt going to prepare you for the UFC. Its gonna teach you to burn the enemies house down and light em up with the m4 as they run out the exits.

our art has its fair share of mall ninjas. As for me and mine we farm the led

for those seeking to train in ninjutsu hears some advice dont learn from a fat guy
find combat vets to teach it to you . the bujinkan is full of sf guys and contract ops
for me i learn from soke. ninjas are reall they traded in the mask and sword for a chopped stoner m-60 and some night vision

What battles have you fought in?

[danniboi07]

I don't mind taking the bait. I'm bored

i train in the bujinkan. It has served me well in combat. I dont mean some pussy cage crap with a guy to break it up im talking the fog of war.the shit, the grinder,the gd battlefield

So you've seen the shit? Now I'm interested. See, I'm not a soldier. Just your average run of the mill MA hobbyist. So when I hear "the shit" I think "Jarhead."

Now are you using this same context? You've seen live combat? Kill your enemy before he kills you? I'm intrigued. Please, good sir, regale us with your combat tales. How has your training served you in combat?

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Ninjas can't just tell you about their battlefield experiences. They're shadow warriors who are full of secrets. And pussies.

[Jeffrey]

Pussy.
Hapkido training is much more deadly. I got challenged by an MMA guy and I curled up into a fetal ball and pleaded with him not to hurt me. He laughed at me, called me a pussy, and told me he didn't hurt crying women, but it was all part of my plan. I followed him home and wired up his house with explosives while the idiot slept, then blew him and his family to smithereens. Yeah his wife and kids didn't actually do anything to me, nor did the surrounding neighbors whose houses also got caught in the blast, but fuck 'em. Us hapkido guys are hard core and don't cry over the collateral damage.

But can you trace the lineage of your explosive techniques directly to Choi Yung Sul? Because otherwise you, sir, are not using the genuine Hapkido "blow the fuck out that house" technique!