Don't flame on me, read the thread first.
I'm out of town, so no SAMBO.
Ok, so I went to my usual gyms in this town(boxing place and kickboxing place) and it turns out they're closed for the summer. So I was left with a choyce, kid's karate-do or WT(wing tsun).
I thoght "fuck kata" and went tho tsun. I knew an old friend in the WT gym(ex-judoka) and thoght I'd just work with him and spar and stuff.
So off to the _un I went. I go there and I see a few girls and some of the guys I knew from kickboxing. I'm like "Ok, at least they kinda know me".
So they introduce me to the ai%^&*rlnadh(chinese word for _un teacher or somthing). He asks what have I trained in. I say "bit of kickboxing", thinking he might throw a hissy fit if I say SAMBO. So he's like ok and points me to the locker room.
I quickly change to a tshirt and some sweat pants and get ready for the warmup.
I wait... and wait... and wait...
The AI^&*HSGDAJ(chinese word for master) is talking to the other neeeeeeerdy _uners. He must have talked to them for 20 minutes. Meanwhyle I'm stretching and working up a sweat, trying to keep from catching cobwebs.
Warmup starts.
THE WORST WARMUP EVER! 3 of this, 2 of that, some wrist wirling(wtf), some weird chinese stretching(not so effective) and end of warmup. I feel dissapointed.(not that I wasn't expecting this)
MasterNerd partnered me with someone I'd describe as a combination of Karl from Johnny Bravo and Mandark.
So he hands out a pad and says to kick it. The kid holds it at waist level (I feel almost insulted). We kick it around and stuff.
Master nerd says to new kick at the sholders. I start kicking and after 3 kicks he does somthing that can only be described as a Napolion Dynamite exit(must have hurt him). I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO KICK HARD!!!WTF??
I find the guy I was supposed to see in the first plase(ex-judo dude).
We start some dead drill that Master nerd shows. And we do it for a sec or 2 and I start to add aliveness and he starts to miss his mark on where he's supposed to block and hit. He's like "Stop doing that." I'm like "Why?". And we continue to add aliveness and we end up sparring.
Sparring to a chunner is like the plague!
We start fighting in clinch, I pull guard and EVERYBODY starts staring. He does some G&P and I go for an arm bar. He escapes and I go for a kneebar. He complains about his balls(WHY DON'T THESE CHUNNERS WEAR CUPS???). I switch to heel hook, he taps, we stand up.
Master nerd shows another dead drill. We do this one almost without grappling.(the sparing was getting anoying)
Master nerd pairs me up with Napolion dynemite/mandark/Karl for this one. We start doing it(He looks away, wich I find offencive) and he slaps me (or somthing) I'm like"I thoght this was a drill! If you wanna go..." He does another Napolion dynamite and runs away.
So Master nerd says he'l do the drill with me. And we start and he starts babeling BS abut center lines. I'm like "ok what ever". He says we should do a somthing-SAO. I'm like ok.
Chi sao(or somthing)
We start and he starts slapping and tickeling me. I clinch. (Lather rince repeat) over and over again.
At the end he says somthing along the lines of "Come on, do somthing."
THAT's my quie. And I do a double leg takedown. He's like "WTF? Can you do that again?". I'm like "Ok". (Lather rince repeat). He start looking verry freaked out and asks me how to stop "that move".
I try to explain the sprawl and the takedown. Everybody stops what they were doing(shit-sao) and start imitating us. He's like"Go back to what you were doing". They don't. They start crappling. (one of them even says he's seen somthing like this from a guy called "Bas Ruten")
Masternerd starts telling me he would kick if I was there. I feel like I should explain what happens next. And I show him the kaseta-game and some other side controll positions. He says he can get out with "T3h 3y3 g0ug3" and I'm like "Ok, try it." He tries and tries and tries. and asks me to teach him how to escape. I tell him to find a good judo or wrestling school if he wants to learn that.
So I let him up and we lign up.
Strangth training. (There was none)
they just did theis weird version of a bow and said class is over. I feel sweaty and not as tired as I should be.
What do you say, should I go back on monday?
(my spelling is bad, don't kill me)
I'm out of town, so no SAMBO.
Ok, so I went to my usual gyms in this town(boxing place and kickboxing place) and it turns out they're closed for the summer. So I was left with a choyce, kid's karate-do or WT(wing tsun).
I thoght "fuck kata" and went tho tsun. I knew an old friend in the WT gym(ex-judoka) and thoght I'd just work with him and spar and stuff.
So off to the _un I went. I go there and I see a few girls and some of the guys I knew from kickboxing. I'm like "Ok, at least they kinda know me".
So they introduce me to the ai%^&*rlnadh(chinese word for _un teacher or somthing). He asks what have I trained in. I say "bit of kickboxing", thinking he might throw a hissy fit if I say SAMBO. So he's like ok and points me to the locker room.
I quickly change to a tshirt and some sweat pants and get ready for the warmup.
I wait... and wait... and wait...
The AI^&*HSGDAJ(chinese word for master) is talking to the other neeeeeeerdy _uners. He must have talked to them for 20 minutes. Meanwhyle I'm stretching and working up a sweat, trying to keep from catching cobwebs.
Warmup starts.
THE WORST WARMUP EVER! 3 of this, 2 of that, some wrist wirling(wtf), some weird chinese stretching(not so effective) and end of warmup. I feel dissapointed.(not that I wasn't expecting this)
MasterNerd partnered me with someone I'd describe as a combination of Karl from Johnny Bravo and Mandark.
So he hands out a pad and says to kick it. The kid holds it at waist level (I feel almost insulted). We kick it around and stuff.
Master nerd says to new kick at the sholders. I start kicking and after 3 kicks he does somthing that can only be described as a Napolion Dynamite exit(must have hurt him). I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO KICK HARD!!!WTF??
I find the guy I was supposed to see in the first plase(ex-judo dude).
We start some dead drill that Master nerd shows. And we do it for a sec or 2 and I start to add aliveness and he starts to miss his mark on where he's supposed to block and hit. He's like "Stop doing that." I'm like "Why?". And we continue to add aliveness and we end up sparring.
Sparring to a chunner is like the plague!
We start fighting in clinch, I pull guard and EVERYBODY starts staring. He does some G&P and I go for an arm bar. He escapes and I go for a kneebar. He complains about his balls(WHY DON'T THESE CHUNNERS WEAR CUPS???). I switch to heel hook, he taps, we stand up.
Master nerd shows another dead drill. We do this one almost without grappling.(the sparing was getting anoying)
Master nerd pairs me up with Napolion dynemite/mandark/Karl for this one. We start doing it(He looks away, wich I find offencive) and he slaps me (or somthing) I'm like"I thoght this was a drill! If you wanna go..." He does another Napolion dynamite and runs away.
So Master nerd says he'l do the drill with me. And we start and he starts babeling BS abut center lines. I'm like "ok what ever". He says we should do a somthing-SAO. I'm like ok.
Chi sao(or somthing)
We start and he starts slapping and tickeling me. I clinch. (Lather rince repeat) over and over again.
At the end he says somthing along the lines of "Come on, do somthing."
THAT's my quie. And I do a double leg takedown. He's like "WTF? Can you do that again?". I'm like "Ok". (Lather rince repeat). He start looking verry freaked out and asks me how to stop "that move".
I try to explain the sprawl and the takedown. Everybody stops what they were doing(shit-sao) and start imitating us. He's like"Go back to what you were doing". They don't. They start crappling. (one of them even says he's seen somthing like this from a guy called "Bas Ruten")
Masternerd starts telling me he would kick if I was there. I feel like I should explain what happens next. And I show him the kaseta-game and some other side controll positions. He says he can get out with "T3h 3y3 g0ug3" and I'm like "Ok, try it." He tries and tries and tries. and asks me to teach him how to escape. I tell him to find a good judo or wrestling school if he wants to learn that.
So I let him up and we lign up.
Strangth training. (There was none)
they just did theis weird version of a bow and said class is over. I feel sweaty and not as tired as I should be.
What do you say, should I go back on monday?
(my spelling is bad, don't kill me)
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