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    Want A Karate Pizza Party? Now's Your Chance!!!

    I came across this while searching for a pizza place near me that delivers:

    http://www.cecilwhittakerspizza.com/stchas/karate.html


    And this is just precious:

    Let us edu-tain the kids with a 30-40 minute martial arts spectacular by Robinson's Karate. It includes bully defense drills, stranger danger exercises, high-flying kicks, secret punches, and a board-breaking demonstration that will have children, parents, and educators talking for weeks to come!
    It still makes me laugh to this day that people actually have these parties for their kids. It's almost as bad as those McDojos that advertise, "we cut your cake with a real samurai sword during the party!"

    There is no real point in this post, but to just point out the lolz.


    ZoA.


    P.S. I ordered some pizza from said website. If you can find out where I live, are in the area, and can provide your own transportation, I will gladly share my two 16 inch extra large pizzas with you, and possibly the cheesy garlic bread as well.
    Originally posted by Nicko1
    Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

    #2
    Ok. I've got my pizza. Let see if anyone takes me up on the above offer.
    Originally posted by Nicko1
    Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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      #3
      Could you mail some to me?

      I prefer UPS.

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        #4
        I hope you ordered the Karate Party too, that would be Edu-tastic!!!

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          #5
          is the pizza as crap as the budo ?

          post pics, i demand pics of said pizza

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            #6
            Originally posted by honest_truth View Post
            is the pizza as crap as the budo ?

            post pics, i demand pics of said pizza
            Cecil Whittakers Pizza is a St. Louis legend!

            I might post some pics of the pizza, and the cheesy garlic bread.

            Keep in touch.
            Originally posted by Nicko1
            Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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              #7
              An Okinawan turned Japanese martial art taught while enjoying an Italian food made of tomatoes, naive to the New World, and cheeze, probably native to the Middle East. Go America!

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                #8
                Let us edu-tain the kids with a 30-40 minute martial arts spectacular by Robinson's Karate. It includes bully defense drills, stranger danger exercises, high-flying kicks, secret punches, and a board-breaking demonstration that will have children, parents, and educators talking for weeks to come!
                What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chili Pepper View Post
                  What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?
                  It is grape soda with rum. The adults just get the rum.

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                    #10
                    I would take your offer for pizza If only I had a plane^_^

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Chili Pepper View Post
                      What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?

                      I think it's a FALCON PUNCH!!!
                      Originally posted by Nicko1
                      Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Chili Pepper View Post
                        What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?
                        I'm pretty confident that it starts at the ribs or hip with the palm facing up.

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                          #13
                          Ugh, Cecil Whitakers. I think you're as bad off as ordering IMO's.

                          In both cases, the boxes taste better and have a better texture.

                          Although, perhaps the karate establishment could substitute the pizza for boards in their breaking demonstrations.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by enrious View Post
                            Ugh, Cecil Whitakers. I think you're as bad off as ordering IMO's.

                            In both cases, the boxes taste better and have a better texture.

                            Although, perhaps the karate establishment could substitute the pizza for boards in their breaking demonstrations.

                            Your first post is bashing on the CWP?

                            You fail, noob. Get off the internets. :XXbirdman

                            EDIT: Wait, do I know you, or something?
                            Originally posted by Nicko1
                            Martial Talk is not neutral, it's just neutered.

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