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    Cracked takes on the Bujinkan

    http://www.cracked.com/article_17477...-end-well.html

    See #8. Its good to know even comedy writers are starting to see the Bujinkan as Humorous Bullshit.

    #6 and #1 are entertaining as well.

    #2
    Is Van Donk with the Bujinkan?

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      #3
      Originally posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
      Is Van Donk with the Bujinkan?
      Yes, the Bujinkan logo and name are clearly visible.



      He is one of Hatsumi's 15th dans.

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        #4
        I'm just not able to read thread titles these days. I was hoping for a video of a "crackhead" beating up everyone in a booj dojo.

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          #5
          "I watched my Mom be raped when I was 6 years old. I tried to fight him off her and all I did was get hurt and hear my Mommy scream and cry lying to me that she was okay and for me to run away... Enough about me for now."

          um is that the kind of stuff that inspires people to join the booj?

          and if your going to tell people how a tragic moment of mother rape brought you to become a ninja then can you at least have a person who can form sentences do it for you? (you know to avoid sounding retarded in your own website)

          edit: from the websites faq's:

          CAN I REALLY LEARN WITH THE TAPES
          INSTEAD OF AN INSTRUCTOR?

          First, the tapes are your instructor, teaching you in your home or dojo in a step by step way. You can slow motion the instructor and practice the move until you learn it. No intimidation of a class. Go at your own speed. And do it when you have the time. Second, we encourage you to find training partners or a Bujinkan school near you when you feel you are ready to take your training to a new level. For you we have created a unique and very effective written feedback system that really works. We know because it produces results!

          Hilarious.
          Last edited by henshinx; 6/16/2009 5:56pm, .

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            #6
            What kind of nancy boy students are they going after that would be intimidated by going to a MA class?

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              #7
              I read every bit of that whole thing, all 10 items. Pure win. Especially number 1. I pee'd myself a little.
              "Intelligence is nothing more than discussing things with others. Limitless wisdom comes of this." - 山本 常朝

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                #8
                Originally posted by henshinx View Post
                "I watched my Mom be raped when I was 6 years old. I tried to fight him off her and all I did was get hurt and hear my Mommy scream and cry lying to me that she was okay and for me to run away... [I]Enough about me for now."

                Oh my...

                I can't. I just can't. Why on earth would you...

                Ah, fuck.
                Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                As far as possible, without surrender,
                be on good terms with all persons.
                Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                and listen to others,
                even to the dull and ignorant;
                they too have their story.

                -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Phrost View Post
                  What kind of nancy boy students are they going after that would be intimidated by going to a MA class?
                  Assuming if you are already looking at b00j website, the MA class you would probably visit isnt an actual MMA/MT/Judo/Boxing club.

                  I would bet money its WINg_fum or krotty with a bunch of 8 year old black belts who need MILF mommies to wipe their snotty noses.

                  if you are intimidated by that class then being a ninjer who can take on "3 heavily tattooed thugs step out from the shadows laughing, tapping something in thier hands and looking your way"

                  Nah, you are trolling IRL

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                    #10
                    Cracked is one of the best websites ever.

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                      #11
                      I believe his nickname in the Booj is Dickie VD

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by henshinx View Post
                        "I watched my Mom be raped when I was 6 years old. I tried to fight him off her and all I did was get hurt and hear my Mommy scream and cry lying to me that she was okay and for me to run away... Enough about me for now."


                        Hey, I remember that kid.


                        Uh, I mean loladcopy.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by honest_truth View Post

                          I would bet money its WINg_fum or krotty with a bunch of 8 year old black belts who need MILF mommies to wipe their snotty noses.
                          I would go for the MILF mommies. :-) Nothing like beating up a ninjer to get the MILFs all hot and bothered.
                          I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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                            #14
                            cracked also has this and it is MA related.

                            http://www.cracked.com/blog/kick-to-...to-fight-tough
                            SEANBABY:
                            "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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                              #15
                              Yeah nothing beats making fun of boojers. I mean, seriously you...wait, there's a book on how to build your own catapult?

                              S C O R E !

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