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    What to do if a women attacks you.

    Semi-hypothetical scenario: A women attacks you. She's faster, tougher, meaner, and much stronger than you. She's also done a little bit of kickboxing, and she weighs about 20 kgs less than you. You don't know how far she's going to go with the attack, just that she wants to hurt you. Taking into account not just the fight, but also the legal and social implications of your actions if you do escape, what's the best way to prepare for and deal with a scenario like this?

    #2
    Take your beating but make her chase you a little first.

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      #3
      ...

      ...

      ...

      You can't be serious.

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        #4
        Tell her, "I'm wrong; you're right. Let's talk about your feelings."

        Later, wash your mouth out with a beer.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wuss View Post
          Semi-hypothetical scenario: A women attacks you. She's faster, tougher, meaner, and much stronger than you. She's also done a little bit of kickboxing, and she weighs about 20 kgs less than you. You don't know how far she's going to go with the attack, just that she wants to hurt you. Taking into account not just the fight, but also the legal and social implications of your actions if you do escape, what's the best way to prepare for and deal with a scenario like this?

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            #6
            I call shenanagins. Big time. The only question here is whether he's typing with only his left, or only his right hand.

            You can pay for this sort of service you know? Why not take your little fantasy to the next level with a professional.

            Craigslist is your friend. And so are strangers with sharp, pointy things.
            Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
            and remember what peace there may be in silence.
            As far as possible, without surrender,
            be on good terms with all persons.
            Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
            and listen to others,
            even to the dull and ignorant;
            they too have their story.

            -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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              #7
              Time Machine + Restraining Order.

              If that doesn't work, do aikido or ninjutsu - women won't even talk to you, let alone attack you.

              But seriously, you outwiegh her by 20 kg and she is "stronger"? I think you need to accept that Nature doesn't want you to be highly ranked in the tribal hierarchy, so just take your beating with as much dignity as you can.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ChickenBeakFist View Post
                Bastard beat me to it. Pun very much intended.
                Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                As far as possible, without surrender,
                be on good terms with all persons.
                Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                and listen to others,
                even to the dull and ignorant;
                they too have their story.

                -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                  #9
                  I want to hear about the non-hypothetical part of this "semi-hypothetical" scenario.

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                    #10
                    anyone want to set up a Paypal fund to buy Annatrocity a plane ticket?

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                      #11
                      I hope that in that case, the OP remembers the safe word in time.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Freezerr View Post
                        I want to hear about the non-hypothetical part of this "semi-hypothetical" scenario.
                        The non-hypothetical part is the very real ice-pack he's holding against his very aching nut-sack.
                        Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                        and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                        As far as possible, without surrender,
                        be on good terms with all persons.
                        Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                        and listen to others,
                        even to the dull and ignorant;
                        they too have their story.

                        -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                          #13
                          This is definitely NOT a sexual fantasy. I had something very similar to this actually happen to me. I actually did get a restraining order, since I had several witnesses willing to vouch for me, and she admitted to what she did. It was not fun, in any way. It's not unlikely that something like that would happen again, and I might not have witnesses, and/or she might lie and say I attacked her if fought back and hurt her, which would be a ticket to a prison sentence.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by wuss View Post
                            Semi-hypothetical scenario: A women attacks you. She's faster, tougher, meaner, and much stronger than you. She's also done a little bit of kickboxing, and she weighs about 20 kgs less than you. You don't know how far she's going to go with the attack, just that she wants to hurt you. Taking into account not just the fight, but also the legal and social implications of your actions if you do escape, what's the best way to prepare for and deal with a scenario like this?
                            I still have a badly healed shin fracture from pretty much exactly this, only with the added bonus of her having steel-toed boots on. In that case my response was to:

                            1) check the wild kick coming my way
                            2) feel my shin go blooey
                            3) clinch
                            4) sweep
                            5) pin
                            6) notice that there are little hearts forming in her eyes
                            7) much romance and getting arrested (me) ensues

                            Last time I talked to her she was a kickboxing instructor on Long Island.
                            Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                            KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                            In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                            Luta Livre flees the fight,
                            Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                            Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                              #15
                              Epic troll is epic.

                              Originally posted by wuss View Post
                              Foreplay
                              tl;dr version for the other Bullies.

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