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    Happy Birthday Squerlli

    You 3moose1 molestaching faggot.

    #2
    Pity response?






    Happy birthday.

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      #3
      Wow, it's the big one five for squerlli! I'll have to get him a 'My First Razor' from Fischer Price.

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        #4
        Fuck you old fucks... and thank you.

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          #5
          It's your birthday,
          it's your birthday,
          war, starvation and despair,
          people dying everywhere,
          but don't worry:
          it's your birthday...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Squerlli View Post
            Fuck you old fucks... and thank you.
            No seriously, are you legal?

            Cause I've been waiting for a while to put you out on that corner and start making me some money.

            Don't make me get my coathanger.

            Skirrel betta have my money!
            Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
            and remember what peace there may be in silence.
            As far as possible, without surrender,
            be on good terms with all persons.
            Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
            and listen to others,
            even to the dull and ignorant;
            they too have their story.

            -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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              #7
              Happy birthday. I got you something only a fellow grappler could love:

              Spoiler:

              Last edited by Gabetuno; 5/29/2009 4:11pm, .
              Originally posted by Sarcastro
              He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                #8



                happy birthday. now get the man his damn money.
                "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
                "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
                "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
                "Seriously, who gives a fuck what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj

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                  #9
                  We're even gonna get you a sign.

                  Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                  and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                  As far as possible, without surrender,
                  be on good terms with all persons.
                  Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                  and listen to others,
                  even to the dull and ignorant;
                  they too have their story.

                  -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                    #10
                    Happy birfday, they should drop any day now.
                    Originally posted by OnceLost
                    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
                    Originally posted by It is Fake
                    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Zapruder View Post
                      Happy birfday, they should drop any day now.
                      And he's not talking about teeth here, boyo.
                      Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
                      and remember what peace there may be in silence.
                      As far as possible, without surrender,
                      be on good terms with all persons.
                      Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
                      and listen to others,
                      even to the dull and ignorant;
                      they too have their story.

                      -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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                        #12
                        Why do I post here again? Why?

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                          #13
                          Happy birthday pedostache boy.

                          I get a cut by the way.
                          Shut the hell up and train.

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                            #14
                            How did I miss this one? Are you of drinking age now? Because if so, I will spend you a drink.
                            Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

                            At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

                            Schools I trained at:
                            Lotus Club Cetepe Liberdade Sao Paulo
                            Renzo Gracie NYC
                            New York Combat Sambo

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by M.C. View Post
                              How did I miss this one? Are you of drinking age now? Because if so, I will spend you a drink.
                              You'll notice how he says 'spend' a drink.... It's not bad english, he means he's going to buy you a drink, drink it himself, while you watch....

                              Happy Birthday Squirrel.
                              "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
                              And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

                              "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

                              "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

                              "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

                              "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

                              "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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