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    #76
    Originally posted by escrimador6 View Post
    That is actually a very good book. Matter of fact, I think I remember the main character is Catholic...and it definitely includes teenage blowjobs. :biblethum

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      #77
      Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
      blowjobs. :biblethum
      In cold Soviet Russia, we call that extended friendly greeting.

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        #78
        Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
        In cold Soviet Russia, we call that extended friendly greeting.
        In Soviet Russia, friendly greeting is when KGB officer asks you to take off pants.

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          #79
          Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
          I take it you've seen American Pie?

          Nope.

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            #80
            Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
            In Soviet Russia, friendly greeting is when KGB officer asks you to take off pants.
            Wrong on 2 counts, silly American.

            1. Its Spetsnaz agent applying "special" systema technique
            2. It's what happens AFTER the said agent asks you to take off your pants.
            Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 5/29/2009 1:59pm, .

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              #81
              Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
              Wrong on 2 counts, silly American.

              1. Its Spetsnaz agent applying "special" systema technique
              2. It's what happens AFTER the said agent asks you to take off your pants.
              Yakov never mentioned Spetsnaz, which is why he hasn't been Systema'd to death.

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                #82
                Originally posted by Robstafarian View Post
                Yakov never mentioned Spetsnaz, which is why he hasn't been Systema'd to death.
                Yes, in your assumption, you are correct. Ultimate secret to surviving Systema assault, is keeping pants on. All else will work itself out. Watch pants, and you will survive T3h D3adly.

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                  #83
                  Originally posted by ZenOfAnger View Post
                  Help me white_kimbo, you're my only hope!
                  don't know what to do for you buddy. the last christ we killed didn't know krotty.

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by white_kimbo View Post
                    don't know what to do for you buddy. the last christ we killed didn't know krotty.
                    Like I said: Too bad they weren't a Krav demo team. They would have ended the routine by killing the guy.
                    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                    Luta Livre flees the fight,
                    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by white_kimbo View Post
                      don't know what to do for you buddy. the last christ we killed didn't know krotty.

                      Twas a reference to your new avatar, being star wars related and such.

                      That's cause Jesus new the ninpo; that's why no one, not even his disciples recognized him after he was resurrected. He used his ninja mind tricks to fool them, and make people think he was crucified.

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                        #86


                        Nuff' said.

                        P.S. Jesus trained in ninjutsu not TKD, thats why he was able to escape the crucifiction and watch everyone all the time.

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                          #87
                          Originally posted by core1065 View Post


                          Nuff' said.

                          P.S. Jesus trained in ninjutsu not TKD, thats why he was able to escape the crucifiction and watch everyone all the time.

                          Jesus is my coach?

                          More like Jesus is my judo uke! Amirite?

                          Seriously, though. Jesus Escaped the Romans crucifix by using t3h anti-grapple. Jesus knows the chun.


                          Yes, I just went there...


                          .... to hell, that is.

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