WTF is This!?

[ZenOfAnger]

Seriosuly, WTF is this!?

YouTube - Tae Kwon Do School Performs

Also note the video description:

Christian-Themed Show by a St.Louis Tae Kwon Do School

Who in the hell thought this was a good idea?
I'm glad it's only 20 seconds.

[ZenOfAnger]

Help me white_kimbo, you're my only hope!

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

The traditional carrying Jesus on the cross across the soccer field.

[Frank White]

Well the first thing I thought was "Holy Crap!"

[ZenOfAnger]

Well the first thing I thought was "Holy Crap!"

I like how Jesus is apparently Asian, and is a TKD blackbelt as well.

It begs the question:
"What martial arts would Jesus do?"

[escrimador6]

It begs the question:
"What martial arts would Jesus do?"

[Snake Plissken]

Help me white_kimbo, you're my only hope!

because he did TKD or he killed Christ?

[ZenOfAnger]

because he did TKD or he killed Christ?

Because he's a Jew, and Jesus was Jewish... so both, I guess.

[sazahko]

...Pretty sure that video just killed what little soul I had left.

-Sazzy

[ZenOfAnger]

Giving a whole new meaning to the crucifix.

[Sri Hanuman]

Because he's a Jew, and Jesus was Jewish... so both, I guess.

I don't know how to break this to you, but Jesus was Korean.


W.K. can confirm this.

[ZenOfAnger]

...Pretty sure that video just killed what little soul I had left.

-Sazzy

Truth: TKDers have no souls; they have been replaced by the 5 tenets and tippy-tap kicks.

[ZenOfAnger]

I don't know how to break this to you, but Jesus was Korean.
W.K. can confirm this.

It's the Kimchi, it's gotta be the Kimchi.



And the flying side-kicks...

[Sri Hanuman]

It's the Kimchi, it's gotta be the Kimchi.



And the flying side-kicks...

Korea also invent "soft vs hard" cleverly hidden in "turn the other cheek" anology, clevely invented by Korean Jesus.

Turning butt cheek during kick = clever Korean deflection of strike using soft neutralization. Korea invent Taiji.

[sazahko]

Truth: TKDers have no souls; they have been replaced by the 5 tenets and tippy-tap kicks.

Ha! Well said. So does that mean I have negative soul now or something trippy like that? 'Cause that actually sounds kind of kick-ass.

-Sazzy