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An Epic Battle of Two Systema Warriors (Video)

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  • Marko Stojanovi
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    Originally posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Mayhap great great grandpapa (grampa Svetlana) was cross-dressing Dutchman.
    Is complex family lineage.
    Hey inferiority complex hollander, i have one for laughs: How much drunkards vomit needs for dutchman to rape his sister?

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  • Slamurai
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    Aaaehaeh! MOTHA' LAND!!

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Originally posted by kengodamnit View Post
    haha nice on! hey i have another one, hope you like it.

    how many jews fit into a car? as many as fit into ASHTRAY HAHAHAH

    FUNNY RIGHT? man you guys are funny
    Good one. Remember the jew-pizza one?:XXfish:

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  • kengodamnit
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    Originally posted by Lebell View Post
    shit..did i say lightbulb, i meant german woman.
    how many does it take to screw german woman.
    yes?


    haha nice on! hey i have another one, hope you like it.

    how many jews fit into a car? as many as fit into ASHTRAY HAHAHAH

    FUNNY RIGHT? man you guys are funny

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  • HAPKO3
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    Originally posted by Mole5000 View Post
    Was it just me or did I see both of them go for deadly eye-gouges?
    The dude who got bitch-slapped eventually declared victory via eye gouge.

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  • core1065
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    From everything ive been hearing about Systema. Being energy controling badasses who are able to knock people out with there energy I was expecting their hair to turn spiky and blonde.

    I swear I heard one of them say in Russian that his power level WAS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZW20C-l4Vg

    YouTube - What is his power level again?

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  • Mole5000
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    Was it just me or did I see both of them go for deadly eye-gouges?

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  • attakmint
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    Some people think they can outsmart me.

    Maybe...

    Maybe.

    But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart headlock.



    SLAP SOME MORE!!!

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Originally posted by Lebell View Post
    honorable broom are living in my pants.

    wtf?
    glad not to be you.

    I can see why.
    With that kind of a perverted view you are probably of dutch heritage.
    Mayhap great great grandpapa (grampa Svetlana) was cross-dressing Dutchman.
    Is complex family lineage.

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  • Lebell
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    Originally posted by Humanzee View Post
    eerbare bezemsteel leven in mijn broek
    honorable broom are living in my pants.

    wtf?
    glad not to be you.

    Originally posted by Humanzee
    I prefer Swedish gymnasts covered in oil, being ridden by butch German girls with shaved heads, covered in leather, while being flogged by Chinese dominatrix.

    I was exiled from motherland.
    I can see why.
    With that kind of a perverted view you are probably of dutch heritage.

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Originally posted by MrBadGuy View Post
    His pimp slapping hand was laced with uranium. The other guy will die shortly.
    Silly American, it was plutonium. He sold the depleted uranium to North Korea years ago.

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  • MrBadGuy
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    His pimp slapping hand was laced with uranium. The other guy will die shortly.

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  • Sri Hanuman
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    Originally posted by Lebell View Post
    german girls are cute.

    do you have a broomstick?
    eerbare bezemsteel leven in mijn broek

    I prefer Swedish gymnasts covered in oil, being ridden by butch German girls with shaved heads, covered in leather, while being flogged by Chinese dominatrix.

    I was exiled from motherland.

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  • Whacker
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    In Soviet Russia, Korea invent Spetznaz?

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  • Lebell
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    german girls are cute.

    do you have a broomstick?

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