An Epic Battle of Two Systema Warriors (Video)

[Lebell]

Please, Mr.Lebell, can I go up there with you to look for the badges?

ehr..i don't know how to tell you this...but ehr... someone kind of accidentally ratted you out.
perhaps it would make you feel better if that someone got 50 euros for it?

[Monsieur]

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For epic battle-video, I provide equally epic soundtrack for great justice and for glory of motherland.

[Sri Hanuman]

ehr..i don't know how to tell you this...but ehr... someone kind of accidentally ratted you out.
perhaps it would make you feel better if that someone got 50 euros for it?

Dammit Lebell, stop baiting tourists to re enact the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction. Remember the Brazillian soccer team? How many more must suffer?

[leyon]

Every time someone talks about the Spetnaz (sp?) I keep getting these images in my head...



"Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?"

"Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother."

[Sri Hanuman]

Every time someone talks about the Spetnaz (sp?) I keep getting these images in my head...



"Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?"

"Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother."

Not quite, comrade.
You get bunny. :pancakebu

[Lu Tze]

I find it amusing that the hyper alert, ready for combat at all times, Systema special speznatz guy basically got sucker punched while sat on a bench.

I've seen retards get clocked because they were stood too close to a potential assailant when a fight kicked off, but being sat next to one has to be an all time low as far as situational awareness is concerned. Self defence art my fucking arse...

[HAPKO3]

My personal favorite in all of this is the 30 or so LARPers, dressed up in special forces uniforms and practicing the deadly arts of the Spetsnaz, scattering like kittens when someone comes in to challenge their "master". That's fucking priceless.

[Sri Hanuman]

My personal favorite in all of this is the 30 or so LARPers, dressed up in special forces uniforms and practicing the deadly arts of the Spetsnaz, scattering like kittens when someone comes in to challenge their "master". That's fucking priceless.

Wrong, comrad. They bravely scatter in terror, like super trained Russian mountain cats when startled in terror. It look cool very much.

[HAPKO3]

The fact that the challengers are also LARpers of pretty much equal suckitude only adds to the fun.

[Lebell]

how many spetnaz does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

edit: i put down a nice comment, lets see what the response will be...

[Sri Hanuman]

how many spetnaz does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends. How many lightbulbs does it take to withstand a spetsnaz onslaught?

[Lebell]

Depends. How many lightbulbs does it take to withstand a spetsnaz onslaught?

it takes 3.
1 to point a gun at it, another to rape it and the 3rd one to hold it down.

[Lebell]

shit..did i say lightbulb, i meant german woman.
how many does it take to screw german woman.
yes?

[Sri Hanuman]

shit..did i say lightbulb, i meant german woman.
how many does it take to screw german woman.
yes?

I see where you're going with your clever Dutch metaphors.

You can unscrew lightbulb, but you can't unscrew pregnant German woman.

[Lebell]

german girls are cute.

do you have a broomstick?