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    Judo.

    It hurts.

    Fuck.

    By the way, learning how to break that stupid fucking invincible turtle has made my judo life so much easier.

    #2
    I now not the turtle or how to stand on point.

    Pussy.

    Same weight as you woosie boy.

    You know nothing.
    Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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      #3
      Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
      I now not the turtle or how to stand on point.

      Pussy.

      Same weight as you woosie boy.

      You know nothing.
      I understand that it's in your nature to be ignorant so I'll forgive you for that, also being from Oklahoma which is an equally crippling handicap.

      But what the fuck are you talking about?

      Standing en pointe, by the way, is only for girls. Dumbshit. Jesus, if you're going to try to make some sort of cultural slight, at least know what that slight is, dumbosaurus rex.

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        #4
        Udehishigi-sankaku-gatame: Your friend in the fight against the turtle

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sarcastro View Post
          I understand that it's in your nature to be ignorant so I'll forgive you for that, also being from Oklahoma which is an equally crippling handicap.

          But what the fuck are you talking about?

          Standing en pointe, by the way, is only for girls. Dumbshit. Jesus, if you're going to try to make some sort of cultural slight, at least know what that slight is, dumbosaurus rex.
          You have a mangina.

          My daughters practice ballet. This is no cultural slight.

          Do you accept or not?

          Pussy
          Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

          http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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            #6
            Baits troll hook.
            Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

            http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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              #7
              Rule set?
              Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

              http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                #8
                How about your judo/tkd vs my judo/tkd?

                Pussy

                (I always save the p word for trolls)
                Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

                http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                  #9
                  10+ minutes and no trolling response.

                  Way to go Sirc.

                  You're slipping on this one.

                  Pussy

                  (no offense intended to the true fighting females on the board).
                  Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

                  http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
                    You have a mangina.

                    My daughters practice ballet. This is no cultural slight.

                    Do you accept or not?

                    Pussy
                    Ballet is the most physically challenging thing any human could ever do. Your daughters are tougher than you. Pussy.

                    The fact that I've done ballet for 7 years as well as Martial Arts for over 10 makes me more amazing than you.

                    Not to mention the fact that I'm also an accomplished auto-x driver and rally driver.

                    Be glad that I let you leave with your limbs in tact and your bones unbroken. As for your belt and your dignity, leave those, they belong to me.

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                      #11
                      By the way, nigger, I went out to buy some ice cream with my girlfriend and having a life while your wife is assassinating your sexual identity and your children are eating your dreams.

                      In fact, as I sit here and type, my girlfriend is feeding me ice cream. It's delicious.

                      Let's do this, let's have a Unified MMA ruleset. Then we'll run a track, any track you want, and then a rally stage. And finally, we'll learn a choreographed ballet number and have it judged by ballet teachers to see who did it best. Winner takes all.

                      Your children will make beautiful live mantle pieces and your wife will make a wonderful gardener. I have a shed out back she can live in.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by ChickenBeakFist View Post
                        Udehishigi-sankaku-gatame: Your friend in the fight against the turtle
                        I'll try that next time.

                        Tenebrous actually showed me a few good turtle break techniques such as the "bucking bronco" and the "asshole back triangle" technique. Which I've used both to great success tonight.
                        Last edited by King Sleepless; 5/14/2009 11:20pm, .

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                          #13
                          Don't even bother responding. I've already won.

                          Edit:

                          I suppose that I should explain why. Whereas you are good at one thing. I am good at that one thing and everything else.

                          Last edited by King Sleepless; 5/14/2009 11:28pm, .

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sarcastro View Post
                            It hurts.
                            Pain is irrelevant.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lu Tze View Post
                              Pain is irrelevant.
                              No. You're wrong.

                              Pain is really relevant. Because it hurts. I don't see where you're going with this possible inspirational poster idea of yours. Perhaps you should think about splaying this below a picture of an Eagle flying over the Appalachian Mountains during the sunset.

                              I think you've got something going here.

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