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    Oh my GOD! "Genital Weightlifting Video"

    YouTube - Bullshido.net Presents: What's Wrong With the Martial Arts - Episode ArrgWTF???

    Phrost is a GENIUS-- this is the FUCKING MOST SHOCKING AND HILARIOUS THING that I have EVER SEEN!

    (Just one question: HOW IS SHE LIFTING THAT THING?)

    I also found another vid of the same principle:
    YouTube - Swinging

    And another one:

    YouTube - Ken Wei

    And even truck-pulling penises!

    YouTube - Penis Qi-Gong

    More to cum.....
    Last edited by kungfu2u; 4/08/2009 2:56am, .

    #2
    She's probably gripping it. Why didn't you just put this in the video thread?

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      #3
      Originally posted by bitchslapper View Post
      She's probably gripping it.
      DA-YUM! Where can I get HER phone-number?

      Why didn't you just put this in the video thread?
      I thought it was more appropriate here-- this IS the comedy-forum, isn't it?
      Do comedy-vids go in that section?
      Last edited by kungfu2u; 4/08/2009 2:58am, .

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        #4
        C'mon fellas.

        Don't you think this thread is a bit of a stretch?












        :cachas:BWAHAHAHAHA fuck you guys!
        Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
        and remember what peace there may be in silence.
        As far as possible, without surrender,
        be on good terms with all persons.
        Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
        and listen to others,
        even to the dull and ignorant;
        they too have their story.

        -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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          #5
          Why!!!!!! what has the world come too

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            #6
            What?!?!?! No Mr Lifto?
            Originally posted by OnceLost
            Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
            Originally posted by It is Fake
            I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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              #7
              some people think that it is possible to make the penor longer thicker and harder by practicing this stuff:)

              Let's hope that natural selection comes into play and eradicates these dumb fucks right of our planet^^

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                #8
                funny that this is serious qi gong that is used by both James Mcneil, and others to heal and strengthen their bodies.

                It is part of what is called Shi Shui Gong from his Nine Little Heaven Wu Tao system.

                Master Tu, the other teacher in the vids teaches it as part of what he calls the 99 Power set.

                Laugh all you want.

                But these people are doing these things.







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                  #9
                  Hi Dale.

                  Do these things increase their fighting ability significantly? If so, I'm sure we can at least get Gabe Rudiger to try them out.

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                    #10
                    And people wonder why we say a kick to the balls isn't necessarily a fight-ender.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rancid Pantaloons View Post
                      some people think that it is possible to make the penor longer thicker and harder by practicing this stuff:)

                      Let's hope that natural selection comes into play and eradicates these dumb fucks right of our planet^^
                      More like artificial castration! You can't get wood from a rope.

                      I for one blame their "one child only" rules: you can't DO that the land of overpopulation by Lee Fukem Yung, without their Yangs going crazy and getting into trouble.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Phrost View Post
                        Hi Dale.

                        Do these things increase their fighting ability significantly? If so, I'm sure we can at least get Gabe Rudiger to try them out.
                        Sure, you can unzip your pants and go Indiana Jones on their ass (thus giving new meaning to phrase "whipping it out"!)


                        Other than that, it's a great exercise for erectile dysfunction: in fact it GUARANTEES it!
                        Like I said: it must be a form of Chinese birth-control, since these guys ain't NEVER gonna reproduce... which really ain't such a bad idea, when you think about it!
                        Last edited by kungfu2u; 4/09/2009 11:46pm, .

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                          #13
                          And this is why bullshido exists.
                          www.dragonmma.ca

                          http://www.realselfdefensecenter.com/

                          http://z11.invisionfree.com/The_Phat...543abc&act=idx



                          Because i think he's funny.

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