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    Bullshido in Comics: Mail Order Ninja!

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1598167286

    Originally posted by Amazon summary
    Meet Timmy McAllister, a normal kid who lives in the plain ol' town of Cherry Creek, Indiana, where everyone and everything is frighteningly normal...that is, until the day Timmy orders his very own ninja! As a little kid, who needs imaginary friends--or even man's best friend--when you can have your own stealth-fighting butt-kicker? Timmy, and the town of Cherry Creek may never be the same!
    I hope he didn't end up with Ashida Kim, who could probably be persuaded to perform this service for very little money.

    #2
    hmm, I would prefer mail order brides which could actually do some service for me but I guess people are different and some guys would prefer a ninja.

    He probably got ashida. since the book costs only 5.98 dollars.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Rancid Pantaloons View Post
      hmm, I would prefer mail order brides which could actually do some service for me but I guess people are different and some guys would prefer a ninja.

      He probably got ashida. since the book costs only 5.98 dollars.
      Makes you wounder how much it would cost to have Ashida make an appearance at a birthday party or other event.
      Maybe, bus fare to the event & all the shrimp he can eat, + a piece of cake (if he's good).

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        #4
        I think that ran in the la times comic section for a while.
        "The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.

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          #5
          Ninjas are only effective in countries that have dogs strictly as a food-source.

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            #6
            Originally posted by johnny3443 View Post
            Makes you wounder how much it would cost to have Ashida make an appearance at a birthday party or other event.
            Maybe, bus fare to the event & all the shrimp he can eat, + a piece of cake (if he's good).
            I believe there was a thread about Ashida where he was forced to say to a judge that he was broke, lived in his moms basement and stuff like that.

            So I guess you could have him at your price:D

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              #7
              Originally posted by johnny3443 View Post
              Makes you wounder how much it would cost to have Ashida make an appearance at a birthday party or other event.
              At a minimum, the anal virginity of the comeliest child.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Rancid Pantaloons View Post
                I believe there was a thread about Ashida where he was forced to say to a judge that he was broke, lived in his moms basement and stuff like that.

                So I guess you could have him at your price:D
                Heck, a can of Alpo would do it.

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                  #9
                  Ninjas are only effective in countries that have dogs strictly as a food-source.
                  Rapists can turn a sun-shine day into a Rape Day.
                  Dan Severn loves raping people.

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