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    Is it wrong to laugh at this?


    #2
    If so, I was very, very wrong.

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      #3
      No.

      This, in fact, deserves all of the derision and abuse that can possibly be heaped upon its pathetic existence.

      This is a candidate for a 74th term abortion.

      In fact, I think this may be the pro-choice poster child.


      Blast away.


      :XXphyhsas
      If you can't laugh at yourself,
      Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

      The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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        #4
        I lol'd, hard.

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          #5
          If its wrong to laugh, I don't want to be right.

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            #6
            I think its cool... usually the douchebags that dress up like that can't fight worth shit!
            give the trendy little tool some props for knockin somebody out at an event titled "goin' platinum"


            I did laugh though...:new_astha

            :icon_evilwe should invite him to this thread once a few more people add some loling, as that would likely lead to additional loling :new_evil:
            Last edited by NoTeefa; 3/20/2009 5:12pm, .

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              #7
              YouTube - Rihanna's Horrific Injuries from Alleged Chris Brown Attack

              For those of you not In the Know

              This is what she looked like after WEF 8 - Going Plantinium

              Spoiler:
              Last edited by Critical Jo; 3/20/2009 5:37pm, . Reason: Edited for Hotlinking

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                #8
                Her music must have been inspiring him. I usually feel the same way

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                  #9
                  I lol'd fairly hard ... that said, the guy (if indeed he did what he did) is an utter jerk and deserves all the shit he gets.

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                    #10
                    Why did he do it, though?

                    i'm not a misogynist, but she must have done SOMETHING to set him off, no matter how innocent or stupid it is.

                    Also, i guess Chris Brown doesn't know "what them girls like"

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by 3moose1 View Post
                      Why did he do it, though?

                      i'm not a misogynist, but she must have done SOMETHING to set him off, no matter how innocent or stupid it is.

                      Also, i guess Chris Brown doesn't know "what them girls like"

                      To quote Chis Rock : "If you've never thought about killin' a woman, you've never been in love"

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                        #12
                        I've heard she took him back though. Which means either things weren't as bad as they seem, or she's really fucking stupid.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bad Apple View Post
                          To quote Chis Rock : "If you've never thought about killin' a woman, you've never been in love"
                          Just because of this, i'm going to post a thing i found on Something Awful. And because i really want people to read it.

                          Fuck all the pop song puppy love bullshit. Your heart skipping a beat isn't love, it's cardiac arrhythmia. It's not about shortness of breath, either, or how turned on you get or whether you tell yourself you'd throw yourself in front of a bus for her or whatever. You can convince yourself of a lot about how you feel and what you would do in exchange for regular oral sex.

                          Love is when she drives you insane sometimes. And I don't mean merely "aggravating" or "annoying," I mean flat-out fucking in. Sane. And in a way nobody else can do it in a million years. She'll drive you to the point where you'd gouge out your own eyeball with a melon baller or smack your scrotum a half-dozen times with a ball peen hammer if it means you can be done with this conversation. She'll make you want to chew your own arm off to get out of talking about this. And I don't care how many fucking times you've had this conversation, each time, you know you'll have it again:

                          Her: I thought you turned the heat on.
                          You: I did.
                          Her: Well, I'm still cold. Are you sure you did it right?
                          You: Yes, I'm pretty sure I know how to turn on a thermostat.
                          Her: 'Cause you know you have to flip the switch to "heat" and....
                          You: Honey! I know! How to turn on! A thermostat! I went to college for it and everything.
                          Her: Well, I don't feel any heat blowing in here.
                          You: I know. I think you broke the thermostat again.
                          Her: I didn't break it.
                          You: Yes, you did, you put that halogen lamp right next to it again.
                          Her: That doesn't do anything.
                          You: Yes, it does.
                          Her: I thought you fixed it?
                          You: I did fix it, and you broke it again.
                          Her: Are you sure you fixed it right?
                          You: Yes, goddammit, I fixed it right.
                          Her: How do you know you fixed it?
                          You: 'Cause it worked when I fixed it!
                          Her: Well, it's not working now.
                          You: 'Cause you broke it again!
                          Her: How'd I break it?
                          You: You put the goddamn, fucking lamp next to it!
                          Her: I don't see why a lamp would break a thermostat.
                          You: OK. I'm going to explain this. One more time. Slowly. Thermostats have a coil inside them that expands and contracts based on the temperature. This is how they know when it is hotter than the setting of the A/C, so it can cool the room off, or colder than the setting of the heating, so it can heat the room up. Halogen lamps generate heat. Halogen lamps generate a lot of heat. That's why you burn your fingers when you touch the bulbs after they've been on for a while. So when you put a halogen lamp next to a thermostat, it causes the coil to keep expanding and expanding and expanding past the point it's intended to expand. This makes the thermostat think it's really, really hot all the time, and it makes the coil less sensitive in the future, and it'll eventually break the coil so I'll have to replace the thermostat.
                          Her: That doesn't sound right.
                          You: Trust me. It's right.
                          Her: How do you know?
                          You: BECAUSE I TOOK SIXTH GRADE FUCKING PHYSICS, OK?!
                          Her: Well, I don't think they should make thermostats that can be broken by something little like a lamp.
                          You: Fine. Don't think that. Write a letter to the manufacturers. Write a letter to universities and tell them to build a better thermostat. I don't fucking care. But that's how they make them. That's why I keep moving the lamp, that's why I keep telling you not to put it back to the right of the bookcase, that's why I've had to fix the thermostat four fucking times now. Stop! Putting! The lamp! Right! Next! To the thermostat!
                          Her: But on the other side of the bookcase, the front of the hallway is dark, and I can't see inside my gift closet.
                          You: Well, you can turn on the hall light to go through your gift closet, or you can sit here and be cold! Your choice, honey!
                          Her:
                          You:
                          Her:
                          You:
                          Her: I don't think you fixed the thermostat right.
                          You: GOD-MOTHERFUCKING-DAMMIT, I'M GOING TO FIX THAT MOTHERFUCKING THERMOSTAT TOMORROW, AND I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST IF YOU PUT THE LAMP NEAR THE THERMOSTAT AGAIN, I WILL SMASH IT TO A MILLION FUCKING PIECES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!! MOTHERFUCK ME, JESUS!!!!!!

                          And if the seventh time you have that conversation, knowing full well there will be an eighth time, you'd still rather have that conversation again than imagine a world she's not in, you're in love.

                          Especially if you do fix that thermostat... again... the next day, and not just so she'll shut up about it, but because you really don't want her to be cold anymore.

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                            #14
                            The "Thermostat" business is so hilariously true. +REP

                            As far as the whole "Why she went back to him?" goes: Yeah she's fucking stupid. I was listening to the radio the other day claiming how her going back to him caused some major damage to the trial against him. Either way if she plays her cards right maybe she can get a spot on Bully Beatdown and get Mayhem Miller to deliver some pain to Chris Brown. Lets see you dance your way out of this one ya Women-Beating-Sonuva-Bitch!
                            Last edited by Critical Jo; 3/20/2009 8:52pm, . Reason: Removing the Youtube box

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                              #15
                              + REP I'm gonna send that to my gf jaja

                              That and the chris rock quote are so true

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