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    Dan Lauzon has massive balls

    This month's edition of Fighters only has given it's 'Biggest balls of the month' award to Dan Lauzon:

    Biggest Balls of the month
    Dan Lauzon vs Bobby Green

    You've got to give it to Dan Lauzon. Brother of UFC fighter Joe, Dan was set to fight Chris Horodecki, but faced off with late replacement Bobby Green instead. Their fight went on a lot longer than anticipated due to three extended breaks where Dan had to recover from inadvertent low blows. Lauzon gritted his teeth, carried on where others would have quit, and choked out the excitable Green with an unorthodox rear naked choke, thus proving he really does have massive balls.
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    #2
    How's that? Did he choke him out with his balls or something?

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      #3
      Here's to Dan's balls!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Kentucky Fried Chokin View Post
        Here's to Dan's balls!
        Crushing on both Dan's freakishly oversized balls and Raz now.
        Originally posted by Emevas
        Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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          #5
          Sounds like this guy deserves some serious nuthuggery, though somehow I don't think our support would make him feel better.

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            #6
            How's that? Did he choke him out with his balls or something?
            Bruising and swelling, apparently.
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              #7
              :needpics:
              Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
              - Voltaire

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