I'd never seen one of his books before until yesterday at borders. After flipping through it I started to think that even though its poorly written and full of bullshit it was still sent to the presses and is in a fucking borders book store. It has to make some sort of money. Kim isn't in the poor house is he? I'm going to start writing bullshit ninja books and just chill out all day. Can't be that hard.
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First and foremost, welcome to the world of ninja literature. You are guaranteed a loyal fan base of school kids with no social life, and a fanatical devotion to Naruto. Try not to blow your brains out, the feeling of nausea will pass eventually. :eusa_wallOriginally posted by recourse View Post
Regarding the Kim literature, I will take one for the team, and admit that in high school, I was obsessed with all things ninja. Had almost every Kim book, including his iron body, mind control, and his super secret super ultimate manual Mumei Mugei No Jitsu (yes, written just like that.) It talked about the ULTIMATE killing technique, the RNC, which had the power to take, or restore life.
After getting a much needed ass beating, I grew out of my ninja phase (Junior year... just in time for Karate,) and lived happily ever after. But... when the moon is full... and you look outside... you can still see me, in my black pajama tops and tabi boots, howling at the moon.
Now, let's start setting ground rules for the Trollshida Kim contest!!!
I propose that:
1. First to reach a score of 150, wins.
2. You have to post all your posts, and all his reps as evidence.
3. This take place either every 3 months (we all need training/prep) or every major holiday, especially Christmas, Valentines Day, and Boxing Day
4. You get a point every time he insults your sexuality in a response.
5. If you get banned 3 times in a row, you get 3 points.
6. You get 20 points if he tries hitting on you, and he probably will.
7. Instant Hall of Fame if one of his fanboys challenges you to a ninja duel, and you youtube it.
Any others?
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I will shave my head, and become a monk, if he actually goes through with the $10,000 challenge from anyone on this forum, and you youtube it.Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 2/24/2009 1:29pm, .Comment
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Member gets a "Ninja's Most Wanted" tag if Kim threatens to send his minions after said member.Comment
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i'm in, when does the contest start?Comment
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When? No idea.. Where? In my pants you dirty jew!Comment
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When's the next major holiday? Let's aim for that day. Meantime, let's see if we can set more ground rules.
It's still open for input. I'm debating between making this a multi-attempt thing, or allowing each challenger to have one single shot, and seeing how many times Kim does one of his stereotypical rant things where we add points for each one (i.e. point for sexual orientation comment, point for threatening to send his ninja spies, point for challenging him to $10,000 match, etc. Just like the Olympics.)
Does that make sense? Thoughts?Comment
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We could have Youtuve division, Ashidakim.com forum division, and e-mail division, each with their own criteria.Comment
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Did my sarcasmism escape you?Or, maybe we did know it as far back as 2003 when site bullies actually offered him $10k and then exposed him when he refused.
Just for the record, I've trolled Kim and claimed that I had the $10k for the fight. He didn't risk a bluff, instead he just tried to get me to pay him in any way possible that would not guarantee that I would get a fight with him. Eventually, it got to the point where I offered to bring the cash with me in a suitcase down to Florida. He didn't respond to that, he just tried to shove his e-penis down my throat.Comment
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That's instant hall of fame. We have a decorated veteran already.Originally posted by Holy Moment View PostComment
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Do you have the logs for that anywhere? Sounds like a fun readOriginally posted by Holy Moment View PostComment
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You got understand what happens when you deal with a retard of ninjas. GJ's brain is probably fried due to a condescending group of ninjas, in the Review section, that can't follow rules of the site owner, 3 forum leaders, and Omega.Originally posted by Asriel View PostComment
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And while you look for the said record, here is the groundwork for the first event:
The First Trollshida Kim International Youtube Championship
1. The highest score you can receive for this event, is 15pts. This will go into your point pool, to be later added to points from the other competitions. Much like the Olympic hurdle where score is attributed to distance, you get one shot at a msg, and we count the points from the received response.
Any msgs he sends after the initial response will not contribute to the point pool (unless he choses to respond in a spastic/frantic manner more than 10 times, at which point a special Trollshida committee will commune, to award additional points.)
2. The points are awarded as follows.
When Kimshida makes the following remarks in a reply, you earn points:
- each time he refers to himself in 3rd person - 1pt per comment
- comments about sexual orientation - 1pt per comment
- comments about insecurity - 1 pt per comment
- comments about being a roid monkey - 1 pt per comment
- comments about "having something to prove" - 1 pt per comment
- comments about being in league with Stephen Hayes or Hatsumi - 2 pts per comment
- comments about him being an author of several books on "Ninjitsu" as a sign of his authority- 3pts
- comments about pissing in his chilli - 3pts
- comments about arthritis/back/prostate problems - 3 pts
- comments about him being too old to fight - 5 pts
- threatening to send his army after you - 7 pts
- threatening to send his "astral spies" (yes, astral spies, it's beed said) - 8 pts
- threateninig to come down and kick your ass in person - 9pts
- pussying out after the said threat - 15 pts, instant qualify ( will qualify, even if written in a follow-up response)
- anything involving his admission of BS - 8 pts
- being challenged by Kimshida or one of his followers - 15 pts, instant qualify
3. This event will take place on Youtube, where you will comment on any videos that have comments enabled, or simply message him if comments are disabled. Please post your OP and his reply in the same post for the sake of conserving space. If you have a follow up MSG from Kimshida, edit your OP, and add the date of his reply. Please include all relevant Youtube links.
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The event will begin on Feb 28th.
If the PMs have no problem with this, I would like to start it as a new thread.
Best of luck!!!Last edited by Sri Hanuman; 2/26/2009 3:09pm, .Comment
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sounds awesome, i can't wait to see what this can bring.
can we get a special award for the winner? like a special tag that says "nintroll champ 09" or something? hell, i'd be willing to put up half the money for a bullshido tshirt to be sent to the winner.Comment
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I was thinking a "Trollshida 09" or "Ninja Troll 09" button I designed, if the PMs allow it.
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I can also design a shirt. I used to do that as a freelancer a few years back.
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Hey, maybe we can have the 1st place- Trollshida shirt + button
2nd place- button
3rd place- buttonLast edited by Sri Hanuman; 2/25/2009 9:15am, .Comment
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I have started the competition on the Trollshido thread here:
The First Trollshida Kim International Youtube Championship - No BS Martial Arts
Good luck!!! (White Kimbo, make me proud!!!)Comment
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