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    Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
    He posted the deadly 6 days ago try harder next time.
    I meant the whole dojo-storming-troll-whatever part, particularly...

    CLICK & WATCH
    :
    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid shit back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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      Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
      IIF, my good man. You missed out one very important aspect to that definition. Observe:-
      Date: 1538

      2 b : PIMP
      "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
      And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

      "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

      "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

      "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

      "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

      "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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        Originally posted by C0WB0Y View Post
        What's a MABS thread and who is YMAS?

        Is this a good thing or a bad thing???
        At the top of your page you should see a line of red letters, including the name of this thread. Just before that title shows the branch it comes from. >Your Martial Arts Suck: General Martial Arts and Comedy Forum>

        This is for all sorts of hilarity and questions and open ended file, where members post within a relaxed rules set.

        The other place is called MABS. It is where the serious work is accomplished.
        Martial Arts BS: and is our investigations and standards thread. It is heavily moderated, and has a very strict set of rules in place. MABS relies heavily on documentable facts, and for Pictures and Videos, and Black Belt Certificate scans.

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          So you're saying you want me to go back, beat them up again and post a more serious thread about it?

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            Originally posted by KO'd N DOA View Post
            Martial Arts BS: and is our investigations and standards thread. It is heavily moderated, and has a very strict set of rules in place. MABS relies heavily on documentable facts, and for Pictures and Videos, and Black Belt Certificate scans.
            *snicker*

            COWBOY should have been directed to participate in a MABS thread instead of YMAS where it suffered the indignity of having Chueys Wookie feces plastered all over what had the potential of a being a classic.
            *snicker*



            Originally posted by C0WB0Y
            Again, everyone was very cordial, but as far as legitimate Judo goes, I'm going to have to say this school is BULLSHIDO.
            *snicker*

            Originally posted by C0WB0Y
            4.) Backfistmonkey, there are no pics, no video and quite honestly I couldn't care less if you believe anything I've posted. No offense taken, but I've spent entirely was too much time and effort on this bullshit already.
            *Snicker*


            KO'd N DOA?
            Really? Are you back to saying silly things about MABS again?

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              Chuey, who the fuck is Nick Ring? You make a lot of assumptions about me when I was trying to politely point out the weakness of your argument. Fuck it - you're a retard. Here it is more bluntly so maybe you can comprehend:

              You came on here to defend a martial art that you took as a pubescent kid. Pubescent kids are fodder for McDojos because they are so gullible and impressionable. You left your McDojo before you were even old enough to form a reasonable opinion, only warm fuzzy thoughts about your instructor and what a nice guy he was.

              Your pubescent fight record does not sound all the different from most here, which does not make you either a bad-ass or particularly special. I learned a lot of dirty fight tricks from a friend of my older brother who learned them from his Dad who was a Marine - pretty much meat and potatoes military combatives. A lot of it worked. That did not make me a bad-ass and it did not make my older brother's friend or his Dad the founder of some uber-deadly fighting style.

              Read my post again about rank. Even if someone isn't charging for rank tests, that doesn't mean that over inflated ranking systems aren't a marketing gimmick designed to appeal to Americans' desire for instant gratification. Just because the teacher may waive the fees for some kids doesn't mean the marketing gimmick isn't designed to make money, since there are usually way more kids whose parents will gladly plop down some money so that little Johny can earn a new rank every other month and feel good about himself.

              In short, Kardoor Jitsu Ryu not only fails at the Japanese language, but fails in general. You, Chuey, suck shit for necroing this thread and then slinging crap at us for pointing out the obvious. I hope you get raped by an Italian Puerto Rican on the way home tonight.
              Mushi mo atsui hodo
              Mushiatsui

              Originally Posted by chuey
              ...Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.

              Two wrongs don't make a right, but
              Three rights make a left.

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                Nick ring is your mirror image girlfriend. At least my nickname isn't TEA, short for "I like to teabag my opponents because I'm in the closet." No offense to any of my gay friends. They deserve better.

                When did I ever say I was a bad ass? its all you fuckers putting words in other peoples mouths. I even enjoyed when you turned on that Cowboy dude for two seconds. Because he couldn't prove this or that.

                I'm the first motherfucker to call the cops if shit goes down. At least nowadays. I got people to take care of and a mortgage to pay. I said KDJR worked for me, I never said I would or wouldn't get my ass handed to me (I know you wanna grab some you miserable teabagger), by some other trained martial arts person. I said I won some and I lost some. I said that they suggested ripping an ear if you could get at it, and the only reason why I remember that is the teachers mentioned the pounds of pressure to do it before the internet was even invented and I remembered that factoid as being interesting.

                I don't know why you get your panties all up in a bunch as someone just pointed out this is supposed to be the non-serious forum. Even though I spilled my diarhrea over this page. I'm asian and lactose intolerant so sue me.

                So shut your own piehole ass nugget - half of this shit wasn't even serious I was just trying to make some folks laugh in light of this odd predicament and stumbling on some bizarre website dedicated to being the all high bad ass enforcer of the martial arts world.

                I don't really care who proves what or if Cowboy likes to randazzle his buddy's gi with rhinestones or whatever the hell i don't care. The simple point was that the original dojo was in a poor neighborhood, there wasn't another parent to line up the dollars, it was never about the dollars. There was no marketing scheme, the dojo was word of mouth. But since all you fuckers and even this website seems to be wary of profiteering from the institutionalization of martial arts (this own website is even guilty of it)you guys feel the need to shit on everything and everyone. Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.



                Originally posted by TEA View Post
                Chuey, who the fuck is Nick Ring? You make a lot of assumptions about me when I was trying to politely point out the weakness of your argument. Fuck it - you're a retard. Here it is more bluntly so maybe you can comprehend:

                You came on here to defend a martial art that you took as a pubescent kid. Pubescent kids are fodder for McDojos because they are so gullible and impressionable. You left your McDojo before you were even old enough to form a reasonable opinion, only warm fuzzy thoughts about your instructor and what a nice guy he was.

                Your pubescent fight record does not sound all the different from most here, which does not make you either a bad-ass or particularly special. I learned a lot of dirty fight tricks from a friend of my older brother who learned them from his Dad who was a Marine - pretty much meat and potatoes military combatives. A lot of it worked. That did not make me a bad-ass and it did not make my older brother's friend or his Dad the founder of some uber-deadly fighting style.

                Read my post again about rank. Even if someone isn't charging for rank tests, that doesn't mean that over inflated ranking systems aren't a marketing gimmick designed to appeal to Americans' desire for instant gratification. Just because the teacher may waive the fees for some kids doesn't mean the marketing gimmick isn't designed to make money, since there are usually way more kids whose parents will gladly plop down some money so that little Johny can earn a new rank every other month and feel good about himself.

                In short, Kardoor Jitsu Ryu not only fails at the Japanese language, but fails in general. You, Chuey, suck shit for necroing this thread and then slinging crap at us for pointing out the obvious. I hope you get raped by an Italian Puerto Rican on the way home tonight.

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                  I think we have a sig-line winning quote right here, thanks chuey:
                  Originally posted by chuey View Post
                  ...Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.

                  CLICK & WATCH
                  :
                  I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

                  "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid shit back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
                  " - by Vorpal

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                    Originally posted by chuey View Post
                    Nick ring is your mirror image girlfriend. At least my nickname isn't TEA, short for "I like to teabag my opponents because I'm in the closet." No offense to any of my gay friends. They deserve better.

                    When did I ever say I was a bad ass? its all you fuckers putting words in other peoples mouths. I even enjoyed when you turned on that Cowboy dude for two seconds. Because he couldn't prove this or that.

                    I'm the first motherfucker to call the cops if shit goes down. At least nowadays. I got people to take care of and a mortgage to pay. I said KDJR worked for me, I never said I would or wouldn't get my ass handed to me (I know you wanna grab some you miserable teabagger), by some other trained martial arts person. I said I won some and I lost some. I said that they suggested ripping an ear if you could get at it, and the only reason why I remember that is the teachers mentioned the pounds of pressure to do it before the internet was even invented and I remembered that factoid as being interesting.

                    I don't know why you get your panties all up in a bunch as someone just pointed out this is supposed to be the non-serious forum. Even though I spilled my diarhrea over this page. I'm asian and lactose intolerant so sue me.

                    So shut your own piehole ass nugget - half of this shit wasn't even serious I was just trying to make some folks laugh in light of this odd predicament and stumbling on some bizarre website dedicated to being the all high bad ass enforcer of the martial arts world.

                    I don't really care who proves what or if Cowboy likes to randazzle his buddy's gi with rhinestones or whatever the hell i don't care. The simple point was that the original dojo was in a poor neighborhood, there wasn't another parent to line up the dollars, it was never about the dollars. There was no marketing scheme, the dojo was word of mouth. But since all you fuckers and even this website seems to be wary of profiteering from the institutionalization of martial arts (this own website is even guilty of it)you guys feel the need to shit on everything and everyone. Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.
                    Originally posted by chuey View Post
                    You must be one of those Nick Ring guys that like to exert your TKD on your opponents and then teabag them on the nose until your taint tingles from your gayness.

                    I already said numbnuts that at the Brklyn school where John taught: a)he charged $25 a month, if you couldn't pay it was free b) he never charged ever to earn a belt c) it generally took 3-4 years to earn a black belt d) I already said before, not a whole lot of Judo if any at all

                    I said what we learned worked, at least for me on people who were bullies not other martial artists. In some cases I got the shit beat out of me, in some cases I didn't. That's how life goes, but I fought as a kid instead of pussying out.

                    The bullying in my neighborhood started when I was about 9, yes 9 when there was an influx of immigrants moving into the area, even though I was born and raised in Brooklyn. And it stopped when I was 18 and left for college. The first time I ever kicked in someone's knee I was 15. It worked so I didn't again every time someone beefed or tried to stick me up with a finger in their jacket which wasn't unusual.

                    It was a skin tone issue that's how shit went down back then. Ten years later, no one even gave a shit because things changed and the area wasn't so Italian/Puerto Rican anymore. It was like in the 50's in my Sunset Park immirgant neighborhood, the Italiand and Irish hated one another.

                    None of this is overstating anything. I never said, KDJR people ever put the smackdown on other martial artists. I never said it was a Judo school. And from what I have seen of the MMA fighters especially the takedowns and joint manipulations it is a heck of a lot thought out now than when it was taught to us as kids and teenagers.

                    And I still think you folks take this shit all too seriously. All those high ranks in KDJR, John was like that he was kinda rebellious and he said fuck it I could do what I want its my system. This isn't a Tiger Schulman's there's maybe 4 schools out there from his students and they mostly help teach kids karate. Anyhow you people are still amusing. I will continue to read of your goofy teabagging antics.
                    You must be one of those Nick Ring guys that like to exert your TKD on your opponents and then teabag them on the nose until your taint tingles from your gayness.

                    I already said numbnuts that at the Brklyn school where John taught: a)he charged $25 a month, if you couldn't pay it was free b) he never charged ever to earn a belt c) it generally took 3-4 years to earn a black belt d) I already said before, not a whole lot of Judo if any at all

                    I said what we learned worked, at least for me on people who were bullies not other martial artists. In some cases I got the shit beat out of me, in some cases I didn't. That's how life goes, but I fought as a kid instead of pussying out.

                    The bullying in my neighborhood started when I was about 9, yes 9 when there was an influx of immigrants moving into the area, even though I was born and raised in Brooklyn. And it stopped when I was 18 and left for college. The first time I ever kicked in someone's knee I was 15. It worked so I didn't again every time someone beefed or tried to stick me up with a finger in their jacket which wasn't unusual.

                    It was a skin tone issue that's how shit went down back then. Ten years later, no one even gave a shit because things changed and the area wasn't so Italian/Puerto Rican anymore. It was like in the 50's in my Sunset Park immirgant neighborhood, the Italiand and Irish hated one another.

                    None of this is overstating anything. I never said, KDJR people ever put the smackdown on other martial artists. I never said it was a Judo school. And from what I have seen of the MMA fighters especially the takedowns and joint manipulations it is a heck of a lot thought out now than when it was taught to us as kids and teenagers.

                    And I still think you folks take this shit all too seriously. All those high ranks in KDJR, John was like that he was kinda rebellious and he said fuck it I could do what I want its my system. This isn't a Tiger Schulman's there's maybe 4 schools out there from his students and they mostly help teach kids karate. Anyhow you people are still amusing. I will continue to read of your goofy teabagging antics.
                    None of us believe you don't care. When you stop posting an essay damn near every time you post maybe, maybe, people will believe you.

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                      Originally posted by chuey View Post
                      Nick ring is your mirror image girlfriend. At least my nickname isn't TEA, short for "I like to teabag my opponents because I'm in the closet." No offense to any of my gay friends. They deserve better.

                      When did I ever say I was a bad ass? its all you fuckers putting words in other peoples mouths. I even enjoyed when you turned on that Cowboy dude for two seconds. Because he couldn't prove this or that.

                      I'm the first motherfucker to call the cops if shit goes down. At least nowadays. I got people to take care of and a mortgage to pay. I said KDJR worked for me, I never said I would or wouldn't get my ass handed to me (I know you wanna grab some you miserable teabagger), by some other trained martial arts person. I said I won some and I lost some. I said that they suggested ripping an ear if you could get at it, and the only reason why I remember that is the teachers mentioned the pounds of pressure to do it before the internet was even invented and I remembered that factoid as being interesting.

                      I don't know why you get your panties all up in a bunch as someone just pointed out this is supposed to be the non-serious forum. Even though I spilled my diarhrea over this page. I'm asian and lactose intolerant so sue me.

                      So shut your own piehole ass nugget - half of this shit wasn't even serious I was just trying to make some folks laugh in light of this odd predicament and stumbling on some bizarre website dedicated to being the all high bad ass enforcer of the martial arts world.

                      I don't really care who proves what or if Cowboy likes to randazzle his buddy's gi with rhinestones or whatever the hell i don't care. The simple point was that the original dojo was in a poor neighborhood, there wasn't another parent to line up the dollars, it was never about the dollars. There was no marketing scheme, the dojo was word of mouth. But since all you fuckers and even this website seems to be wary of profiteering from the institutionalization of martial arts (this own website is even guilty of it)you guys feel the need to shit on everything and everyone. Well fuck if that isn't the most anti-Mr. Miyagi shit I have heard in ages.


                      Bad Wookie! Bad!
                      =================
                      Kama Sutra blue belt.

                      Originally posted by Emevas
                      I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
                      Originally posted by Rock Ape
                      Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

                      Dipshit

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                        I would like to reiterate to Chuey my original point that this system claims to teach Judo, when in fact they DO NOT know Judo at all and what they try to pass off as Judo is so incorrect it would only cause one further harm if attempted.

                        Any comment?

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                          Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                          *snicker*


                          KO'd N DOA?
                          Really? Are you back to saying silly things about MABS again?
                          Oh...its summer again. my bad.

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                            Chuey, you aren't shit. One time, growing up on the STREETS OF RAGE, I won a 6 on 1 fight.

                            We really kicked the shit out of that guy.
                            "Emevas,
                            You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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                              Originally posted by Emevas View Post
                              Chuey, you aren't shit. One time, growing up on the STREETS OF RAGE, I won a 6 on 1 fight.

                              We really kicked the shit out of that guy.
                              We did the same thing about a block away on Mildly Pissed Street.

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                                Lol. Bullies. You give me bad flashbacks and make my pussy hurt...I cower to your rage.

                                Originally posted by Emevas View Post
                                Chuey, you aren't shit. One time, growing up on the STREETS OF RAGE, I won a 6 on 1 fight.

                                We really kicked the shit out of that guy.

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