Wing Chun vs other MA's fitness standards

[sasquatch989]

You sir, are a genius. If only Holyfield, Foreman, Frazier, et al could have had you in their corners....

[homeo]

We have enacted this scenario hundreds of times, with Sifu and other students really trying to hit me with boxing strikes. The Wing Chun we do is science/body mechanics so it can't not work if you do it right. With Wing Chun, I catch you with your pants down.

[Tom .C]

We have enacted this scenario hundreds of times, with Sifu and other students really trying to hit me with boxing strikes. The Wing Chun we do is science/body mechanics so it can't not work if you do it right. With Wing Chun, I catch you with your pants down.

Thus the name "Boner Muncher"

[Gezere]

We have enacted this scenario hundreds of times, with Sifu and other students really trying to hit me with boxing strikes. The Wing Chun we do is science/body mechanics so it can't not work if you do it right. With Wing Chun, I catch you with your pants down.

LMAO!!!

Yes it works because Sifu and other students aren't boxers. WC has never won against professional boxers but has lost to amatuer ones.

Therefore Boxing > WC!!!!

I WIN THREAD!!!!

[Kintanon]

You are the best homoerotic Wing Chun troll EVER.

Pants down, sticky hands, poon-sau.... It's like art.

[Gezere]

And?

You know what is superiour on all tactical levels? It's called Barrett-jutsu. It is a long range fighting style that can break though any defence, up to and including armour-plating.

My style of AikiNinjaChun is superior in tactics. I know this because I had pple who no nothing of Barrett-jutsu act like Barret-jutsu and I beat them so I win!!!

See how superior I am I win thread twice in a row!!!

[homeo]

OK! I renounce my Wing Chun faith! I want to learn Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, or perhaps boxing! Which is best, where should I go?

[Gezere]

To DEEEEZ...

[Tom .C]

My style of AikiNinjaChun is superior in tactics. I know this because I had pple who no nothing of Barrett-jutsu act like Barret-jutsu and I beat them so I win!!!

See how superior I am I win thread twice in a row!!!

I just took on 16 imaginary oponents using your style and defeated them all using a combination of chun and and another imaginary style.

[sasquatch989]

Let's look at Wing Chun's superiority on a tactical level:

Say I square off against a boxer. The boxer has superior footwork, and he will become stationery at least momentarily in order to connect a jab in my retarded face. A jab for him is a probing technique meant merely to asses his position and give him a point of entry against another boxer, but when used against a chunner it is just a way for him to fuck with me and hurt my feelings

FIXED

[theotherserge]

You are the best homoerotic Wing Chun troll EVER.

Pants down, sticky hands, poon-sau.... It's like art.

I like "extends into [my] entry point"

[homeo]

After a few months of training, sifu did pak sau with me and said i was ready. When I asked about dealing with hooks, sifu had me slowly throw one and tan-saued it. Sifu says we are more rooted than other styles. IS sifu being completely honest with me?

[homeo]

Where can i get the best bjj/boxing?

[Gezere]

To DEEEEZ...

NUUUUUUUUUTZZZZ

[Gezere]

I just took on 16 imaginary oponents using your style and defeated them all using a combination of chun and and another imaginary style.

They weren't using my style. They were cannon fodder we purposely taught them wrong as a joke.