Wing Chun vs other MA's fitness standards

[omoplatypus]

you know what's better than this thread?
sticking one thumb in your mouth, and the other thumb up your ass, count to 20 and switch. repeat 10 times daily.

that's better than homeo and his stupid ass chun threads.

[homeo]

My sifu swears his punch can bring down a building. A team of scientists from the Weekly World News are looking into his claim.

[homeo]

My sifu seems to have unearthly powers as he causes his shoulder pads to release steam!

Oh, and my sifu says in the olden days in China, Wing Chun = gunslinger.

[DarkPhoenix]

My sifu swears his punch can bring down a building. A team of scientists from the Weekly World News are looking into his claim.

Nice, because we all know that whatever Sifu says is gospel.

My sabumnim tells me that he eats chunner sifus and shits ninjer shidoshis!

[jnp]

You guys need to stop taking Homeo seriously. He's here for comic relief.

Of course, the second he's no longer funny, he's gone.

No pressure though.

[DarkPhoenix]

You guys need to stop taking Homeo seriously. He's here for comic relief.

Of course, the second he's no longer funny, he's gone.

No pressure though.

When was he funny to begin with?

[Kintanon]

Can we get Homeo a "Worst Poster Ever" tag?

[ignatzami]

Can we get Homeo a "Worst Poster Ever" tag?

Seconded

[It is Fake]

An ideal martial artist's physique should be the physique that is standing over his unconscious opponent.

I've never seen a wing-chun artist with that particular physique.

Fail.
. As much as I can't stand the idiocy of chun trolls, this isn't true.

[TEA]

Can we get Homeo a "Worst Poster Ever" tag?

Aye.

Oh, and because I'm a jerk trying to post a message that is too short, here are some emoticans for homeo.

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[sasquatch989]

An ideal martial artist's physique should be the physique that is standing over his unconscious opponent.

I've never seen a wing-chun artist with that particular physique.

Rep Whore sez: That was funny

[homeo]

Let's look at Wing Chun's superiority on a tactical level:

Say I square off against a boxer. The boxer may have great footwork, but he will become stationery at least momentarily in order to throw a jab. A jab for him is a probing technique meant merely to asses my position and give him a point of entry

[DarkPhoenix]

Let's look at Wing Chun's superiority on a tactical level:

Say I square off against a boxer. The boxer may have great footwork, but he will become stationery at least momentarily in order to throw a jab. A jab for him is a probing technique meant merely to asses my position and give him a point of entry

And?

You know what is superiour on all tactical levels? It's called Barrett-jutsu. It is a long range fighting style that can break though any defence, up to and including armour-plating.

[homeo]

However, as soon as he extends himself, I have already gained an entry point by using my Lop sau to capture that jabbing limb and drive it back into him. With my Poon-sau and sticky hands practice from chi-sau, i have not only moved into an advantageous hitting position, but have severly restricted his maneuverability and kept myself safe from a counter.

Additionally, my stick hands means I am now a constant offense, and he has no option but to be on the retreat. Controlling only one side of him, I now have a lot of options:

I can use toy-sau to drive him back bodily and create enough space between us for me to leave/escape; I can use ding sau to redirect whatever pressure he's exerting and hit him from an unprotected angle; or I can use jut-sau to crumple his structure and leave his face exposed to my fist or elbow strike.

[DarkPhoenix]

However, as soon as he extends himself, I have already gained an entry point by using my Lop sau to capture that jabbing limb and drive it back into him. With my Poon-sau and sticky hands practice from chi-sau, i have not only moved into an advantageous hitting position, but have severly restricted his maneuverability and kept myself safe from a counter.

Additionally, my stick hands means I am now a constant offense, and he has no option but to be on the retreat. Controlling only one side of him, I now have a lot of options:

I can use toy-sau to drive him back bodily and create enough space between us for me to leave/escape; I can use ding sau to redirect whatever pressure he's exerting and hit him from an unprotected angle; or I can use jut-sau to crumple his structure and leave his face exposed to my fist or elbow strike.

I would love to see video of you capturing a boxers jab before he caves your face with a cross or a hook punch. Then I will give you the respect that you are so desperately seeking for your Wing Chun.