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    The Real Reason Catch Wrestling is the Future of MMA



    I predict that within 3 years, he will fight Bobby Lashley for the UFC HW belt and win via F-5 TKO.

    #2
    That would be hilarious!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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      #3
      Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Squerlli
        Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?
        I predict that he and his girl broke up.

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          #5
          The prodigal son returns
          Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


          KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

          In De Janerio, in blackest night,
          Luta Livre flees the fight,
          Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
          Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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            #6
            Lesnar, like Barnett, is an excellent example of the fact that catch wrestling works great if you study it while training under a BJJ black belt.
            Undisputed KING OF ASSHOLES.

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              #7
              Did your girlfriend tell you you couldn't play with the Brock Lesnar dolls in the house anymore?

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                #8
                Or just in bed?

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                  #9
                  Maybe his girlfriend started playing with the brock lesnar dolls...

                  and by dolls, i mean his penis.

                  (not the one tattooed on his chest, either)

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                  Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                  3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                  Originally posted by sochin101
                  I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                  That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                  Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                  I agree with moosey

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                    #10
                    Oh yeah, a long time ago, You (geordi) and I got into a dispute about whether or not you can submit someone who has your back before they choke you.


                    I said, "Oh no, you can't. I'd choke you into submission before you tapped me from your SILLY toe holdy ankle locky thingy"

                    You, "LOL NOOB, UR T3H WRONG"

                    I was, btw.

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                    Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                    Originally posted by sochin101
                    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                    Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                    I agree with moosey

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                      #11
                      LOL Cock Chestnar

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                        #12
                        Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?
                        Fuck yeah.

                        I predict that he and his girl broke up.
                        :D

                        Lesnar, like Barnett, is an excellent example of the fact that catch wrestling works great if you study it while training under a BJJ black belt.
                        You're right. Shinya Aoki would suck if Yuki Nakai was never AWARDED A BLACK BELT IN BJJ FOR KICKING ASS WITH CATCH.

                        Originally posted by Moose
                        I was, btw.
                        Lesson learned? Never question my judgement.

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                          #13
                          Hey hey! Look who made early parole!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Geordi LaForge
                            Lesson learned? Never question my judgement.
                            Word. Those trannie whores were the best!!!

                            PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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                            Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                            3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                            Originally posted by sochin101
                            I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                            That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                            Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                            I agree with moosey

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Geordi LaForge
                              You're right. Shinya Aoki would suck if Yuki Nakai was never AWARDED A BLACK BELT IN BJJ FOR KICKING ASS WITH CATCH.
                              Um, wasn't Yuki Nakai a Shooto, the wikipeidia entry seems to imply that wrestling was a sub-division of the Shooto style. I stand ready to be corrected....

                              Mind you, Yuki Nakai was teh REAL star of Vale Tudo 1995! I watched the choke documentry with my Dad; when he and Gordeau came out to fight, just for shits and giggles, I asked Pops who he thought would win the match "Oh, the big guy, obviously!" said he...

                              When Nakai submitted him, Dad looked at me and said "How the hell did he do that...?"

                              Yuki Nakai has balls the size of fucking water melons!!
                              "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
                              And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

                              "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

                              "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

                              "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

                              "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

                              "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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