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    #76
    Originally Posted by Cassius
    It's like someone took the least funny parts of Sirc and 3moose1 and let them loose on the forums.
    Don't forget to mention Lubell. WK is worse than him.

    I found WK's Craigslist ad:

    Sincere rabbinical student, thalaessemic, 34. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B`av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B`Teves, Shiva
    Asar B`Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast"
    lane. Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.

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      #77
      Well this has been an interesting thread :p

      Judaism is pretty cool, but I always feel awkard when hanging around with my Jewish friends. It's because Judaism is an ethnic thing, or at least it seems so; so even if I try to take part in their traditions I'm still just a poser.

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        #78
        Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid.

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          #79
          Originally posted by Rask
          Well this has been an interesting thread :p

          Judaism is pretty cool, but I always feel awkard when hanging around with my Jewish friends. It's because Judaism is an ethnic thing, or at least it seems so; so even if I try to take part in their traditions I'm still just a poser.
          On behalf of the Jewbilee council, we hereby confer upon this koidesh bahur, the title, status, and all that accompanies such induction into the hall of Jewishness, including an automatic black belt in NinJewtsu.



          Run free, little kugel. Run, and be free. May you nag with pride.

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            #80
            Oh my God...

            This thread has made me an antisemite...

            I never understood why everyone hated the jews so much and wants to kill them, but damn...i do now.

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              #81
              Fuck... me too.

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                #82
                dont get me wrong, im from europe so ive been taught about the dangers of jews and stuff and how they are the source of all evil and that they eat christian baby's, but i always thought that they were kinda funny: those little hats and the funny hair, and the monkeys and violins.

                no hang on...those were gypsy's?

                im confused now.

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                  #83
                  You must be thinking of the dreaded Jewpsies. I think...

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                    #84
                    Originally posted by Humanzee
                    You must be thinking of the dreaded Jewpsies. I think...
                    I actually am one of those (on my Dad's side)
                    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                    Luta Livre flees the fight,
                    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by dewey
                      Only if there's hot Jewish chicks there doing their Ester-ha or Ruth-ha cardiokickboxing classes....there's sumthing about them hawt Israeli girls in uniforms...SIGN ME UP!
                      This guy has my vote!!!!

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                        #86
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                        YouTube - Cast A Giant Shadow - Original Trailer 1966
                        Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                        KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                        In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                        Luta Livre flees the fight,
                        Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                        Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                          #87
                          You don't have to be jewish to enjoy a slow roasted, ham stuffed, christian baby with gravy.

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                            #88
                            Originally posted by Tom .C
                            You don't have to be jewish to enjoy a slow roasted, ham stuffed, christian baby with gravy.
                            Baby!!! It's what's for dinner!!!

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by Tom .C
                              You don't have to be jewish to enjoy a slow roasted, ham stuffed, christian baby with gravy.
                              Ham stuffed? That doesn't sound kosher.

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