Ninja Master of the Ninja Warrior and his submissions skills

[hungryjoe]

For discourse with Ninja Master on his submission skills, years spent in the deadly Ninja Warrior arts, etc.

This post started at Ninja Master's invitation.

Ninja Master,

How many years do you have training and what makes you a master?

Do you teach?

If so, where?

Your overall posts are crap.


http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...t=79806&page=5

[ZenOfAnger]

Iz hungyjoe hungree for nintard newb nao?

[bobyclumsyninja]

well I can't speak for ninja master, but as a clumsy ninja, I think all these non parody ninjers are giving honest comedic satire a bad name.

I would like all real ninjer masters to please stop ruining my fun, at making fun,; of all of u.


kthxbye

[hungryjoe]

Yes

Between Super Bowl plays/replays there is an insatiable hunger for ninja troll.

He will not allow PMs, so now has his very own thread.

We love you though Bob.

[Ninja Master]

Do you really want to know this info skeleton-boy, I am far greater than you could possibly imagine, years upon years of study and practice in submission, standing and on the ground, years and years of boxing, and much experience in using it in real life to whoop asses far greater than yours, believe that !

[Ninja Master]

Well, what is the holdup ? :fist:

[ZenOfAnger]

Do you really want to know this info skeleton-boy, I am far greater than you could possibly imagine, years upon years of study and practice in submission, standing and on the ground, years and years of boxing, and much experience in using it in real life to whoop asses far greater than yours, believe that !

I'm guessing from this post that he really thinks you look like what your avatar displays.


To nintard:


Anyways, no one here will take you seriously unless you give proof to your claims of years of training. If seriousness is not what you are after, prepare to be given a dumbass tag and to be trollshidoed by the admins.


Please kill yourself now.


ZoA.

[Ninja Master]

Prove it how ? and where is your proof concerning yourself ?

[hungryjoe]

Ninja Master

Have you also been here before as Harry? You're posting style seems familiar.

[Ninja Master]

Who the hell is harry ? Your style looks the same as any style i have ever seen on an message board where someone wants to convince others that he is tough.:zicon_bat

[hungryjoe]

Do you really want to know this info skeleton-boy, I am far greater than you could possibly imagine, years upon years of study and practice in submission, standing and on the ground, years and years of boxing, and much experience in using it in real life to whoop asses far greater than yours, believe that !

Yes

I and others here would like to know for how long, in what, and where if possible.

Years and years you say. You must be really old.

I have seen a lot, so I can imagine you as some puss gut troll. A mental picture of a Phil Elmore comes to mind. Hope I can sleep tonight.

You're not going to come lurking around my house are you?

[TheRuss]

Prove it how ? and where is your proof concerning yourself ?

-At the top-right corner of every post I make, there's a style field.
-My style field says "Judo".
-Beside my style field there's a little icon that looks like this:
-If you click on that icon, you'll be sent to this thread
-On that thread, there are videos of me participating in a judo competition.

Now where's your proof?

[hungryjoe]

Ninja Master

You've conveniently gone off line again.

Enough of the small talk NM. You don't mind if I just call you NM do you?

What would you like to discuss first:

Stand up game?

Submissions? Standing or on the ground of course.

Cover and concealment?

Weapons?

How about how you've whooped ass in real life?

More to the point, how about you throw a topic out there and discuss it from an experience?

How old are you?

Answer any of these and we can go from there.

[ZenOfAnger]

Prove it how ? and where is your proof concerning yourself ?

Proof for what? I have not made any unvalidated claims like you have. You have said you have trained years of grappling and boxing, so you have to prove it, not me. The only proof I have to show is what I claim to be as fact about others and myself. I have not made any claims on this site that I won't provide evidence for, if asked.

For instance, I had done TKD for about 6 or 7 years of my life. If you wanted to know if I was telling the truth, I would forward you to the school I trained in, and the names of my instructors. I would also provide my certificates of rank to show you how far I progressed.


If you have had years of grappling/boxing, you would gladly tell us the name of your gym, your instructors names, and any certificates of rank you had attained. It's that simple.


But I think I have gone on too long for a troll such as yourself (yes, you are a troll, because you make stupid posts and don't back up what you claim as true).

I hope hungryjoe has fun with his new e-bitch.

[danniboi07]

Well, what is the holdup ? :fist:

Calm down there, buddy. Joe has what we call a "life."

It involves stepping away from the computers and interacting with human beings offline and not obsessing with internet trolls. So if he does not respond in 10 minutes, don't stress out. He's just out living this "life" of his.