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    Dim-Mak, the original defibrillator.

    You and your buddies are hanging out, and suddenly one of them gets a heart attack! Usually you would need a defibrillator and a good amount of first response training, but not any more. Now with Dim Mak you can get their heartbeat back(TM)!


    YouTube - Intricacies of Dim-Mak V. 4 MTG41


    Now if I could only figure out how to make a profit from this...
    Last edited by gsalgado7; 12/30/2008 3:50pm, . Reason: Fail at embedding

    #2
    Jesus Christ on two-by-fours!


    So instead of a 'death touch' this is, like, a life touch?

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      #3
      According to Dim Mak for every death point/touch there is also a healing point/touch.

      Here let em show you how it works:
      YouTube - IRON MAN, THE

      ^^Notice the time training.




      YouTube - Shaolin vs Wu Tang p4
      Pay very close attention at the 2:40 to 6:25 Mark. Very important.

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        #4
        Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?

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          #5
          Fucking Australians, so full of shit.

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            #6
            Originally posted by USMC0351
            Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?
            "The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."

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              #7
              I honestly think Earl Montague is less of a swindler and more just batshit crazy.

              Edit: Wait, no, I'm confusing him with this guy (gee, how is that ever possible):

              YouTube - Fail coconut break
              Last edited by maofas; 12/30/2008 6:16pm, .

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                #8
                Originally posted by It is Fake
                "The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."

                Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...

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                  #9
                  Some gullible idiot will try to use this bullshit instead of CPR someday, and the patient will die.

                  This is the problem with this type of pseudoscience.
                  I'm not giving you my opinion, I'm telling you how it is.
                  Can't decide which evil black rifle to buy? My thoughts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by USMC0351
                    Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...
                    *snicker*


                    YouTube - Executioners From Shaolin (3 of 9)

                    10:25

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                      #11
                      The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

                      Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

                      If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by markcos262
                        The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

                        Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

                        If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.

                        And you went to medical school where?

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                          #13
                          I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by markcos262
                            I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.

                            Hopefully you can get your money back. My mom's heart stopped and a defibrillator saved her life. I'm talking flat line and brought back. And what about those who were clinically dead and came back?

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                              #15
                              Tell me where it says defibrbrilation actually starts the heart

                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillator

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