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    Dim-Mak, the original defibrillator.

    You and your buddies are hanging out, and suddenly one of them gets a heart attack! Usually you would need a defibrillator and a good amount of first response training, but not any more. Now with Dim Mak you can get their heartbeat back(TM)!


    YouTube - Intricacies of Dim-Mak V. 4 MTG41


    Now if I could only figure out how to make a profit from this...
    Last edited by gsalgado7; 12/30/2008 3:50pm, . Reason: Fail at embedding

    #2
    Jesus Christ on two-by-fours!


    So instead of a 'death touch' this is, like, a life touch?

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      #3
      According to Dim Mak for every death point/touch there is also a healing point/touch.

      Here let em show you how it works:
      YouTube - IRON MAN, THE

      ^^Notice the time training.




      YouTube - Shaolin vs Wu Tang p4
      Pay very close attention at the 2:40 to 6:25 Mark. Very important.

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        #4
        Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?

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          #5
          Fucking Australians, so full of shit.

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            #6
            Originally posted by USMC0351
            Is there a reason that guy is cock-fondling that statue or am I missing something?
            "The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."

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              #7
              I honestly think Earl Montague is less of a swindler and more just batshit crazy.

              Edit: Wait, no, I'm confusing him with this guy (gee, how is that ever possible):

              YouTube - Fail coconut break
              Last edited by maofas; 12/30/2008 6:16pm, .

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                #8
                Originally posted by It is Fake
                "The human body has a 108 pressure points. 36 of these can be fatal the remainder paralyzing."

                Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...

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                  #9
                  Some gullible idiot will try to use this bullshit instead of CPR someday, and the patient will die.

                  This is the problem with this type of pseudoscience.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by USMC0351
                    Thanks for clearing that up. Why doesn't any of those movies have the hero doing that to a chick statue? Just saying...
                    *snicker*


                    YouTube - Executioners From Shaolin (3 of 9)

                    10:25

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                      #11
                      The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

                      Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

                      If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by markcos262
                        The idea of first aid is to massage the heart when there is no distinguishable pulse & no response NO first aider can say if a person's heart has stopped.

                        Fibrilation is when the heart is beating so fast that a pulse cannot be identified a defibrilator is used to return the heart to a normal rhythm.

                        If a person's heart has stopped no amount of CPR will bring them back no defibrilator will bring them back they are DEAD.

                        And you went to medical school where?

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                          #13
                          I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by markcos262
                            I didn't, I'm paraphrasing as best as I can remember from my firs aid instructor.

                            Hopefully you can get your money back. My mom's heart stopped and a defibrillator saved her life. I'm talking flat line and brought back. And what about those who were clinically dead and came back?

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                              #15
                              Tell me where it says defibrbrilation actually starts the heart

                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillator

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