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You're the know-nothing. You honestly believe I'm physically incapacitated, a misogynist, in a wheelchair and a whole lot of other shit to make YOU feel comfortable. I am NOT here to make you feel better by lying and telling you what you want to hear and you whinge and grumble and can't handle it.
I think afterwards we should throw your head to the seagulls and give your carcass to be salvaged for spare parts. Yeah, I'll give head all right.
"I'm a jerk? You're the jerk!"
-- from Toby Christensen's "Snappy Comebacks for Cripples"
Originally posted by Toby Christensen
You honestly believe I'm physically incapacitated,
I honestly believe you're ridiculously evasive on the subject of proof, to the extent that people are entitled to any degree of skepticism they choose. I remain agnostic on the subject, except when it serves to push your buttons.
No, not the controls on your wheelchair.
Originally posted by Toby Christensen
a misogynist,
Oh, dear God. Don't even try to argue this one. You've fantasized about violence against various women, including Lily; you've behaved like a boor to every woman in reach. You lose.
Originally posted by Toby Christensen
in a wheelchair
That's slightly redundant. Although I note you've previously claimed a limp, whic would be considered a physical incapacity by most people.
Originally posted by Toby Christensen
and a whole lot of other shit to make YOU feel comfortable.
That's a stupid assumption on your part. Beliefs about you affect my comfort in no way. Watching you squirm is kind of fun, though.
Originally posted by Toby Christensen
I think afterwards we should throw your head to the seagulls and give your carcass to be salvaged for spare parts. Yeah, I'll give head all right.
See? I don't need to invent anything to make you sound like a psycho whose only limitations are abject stupidity, physical incapacity, and general loserhood. You do that all by yourself.
Oh, and I now have a new candidate for most retarded argument I've ever seen. Toby Versus The World takes the cake.
Big plastic chef knives and cleavers. I was talking about your forms with the knife, adze, and whatever else you mentioned a while back..
Geeze, the police are pretty liberal-minded to let you carry that around. I don't think they would around here. (They might mistake it for real ones and they need to be kept locked in a locked box that the person carries).
I don't think my brother will let me borrow his adze atm. I've just always admired it because it has awesome cutting power and yet it weighs next to nothing.
Knife one should be coming shortly. I can't find my good set since moving, but a knife's a knife.
Seriously. I don't know if you were adopted as the official Bullshido court jester or whipping boy or something before my time here (which would be way back in the day you'll notice), but I'm tired of it. We're all tired of it. Nobody cares about your WMA fantasies. Nobody cares about your evil twin. Nobody really cares if you ride a wheelchair or not. Nobody cares.
You have actually reached the point where your username itself trolls any thread in which it is found before you ever even post. You have peaked. So quit. Just go away. Seriously. Jesus.
Unreasonable arguments making the person who refutes them unreasonable? I don't think so.
I don't know these "Western Martial Art" fantasies you refer to and likewise I don't care.
You want to know why I come here? Because there are many active posters, most with very little to say. The same case of martial Asperger's, the same homogeneous personalities (largely), the same threats without taking into consideration the parameters involved...
Bullshido has failed. I came here because it had potential as a social experiment and source of information and I find people with reasoning that is equalled by or surpassed by teenagers (no offence to teenagers for using it as a benchmark)
Videos of me walking? What's next? A video of me making my breakfast? Shaving my face? Putting my clothes away in the cupboard?
It's good to see you don't care for my opinion; the sentiment is the same.
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