Most retarded arguments you've ever seen/heard?

[Cy Q. Faunce]

Why do you need to know who my second is? My second is there to make sure I get only the fight I agreed to. He's not there to fight in my stead. Yours will do the same. You fight on your own behalf, as it was your challenge, or you are a coward.

The judogi was your idea, not mine. If you don't wear one, specify what we both shall wear, and don't waste my time with ridiculous asymmetries in the rules, here or anywhere else.

The escrow is not negotiable. Agree to it in the full amount of my travel expenses or travel here.

Why do my vital stats and belt rank matter? You decided to fight me. It's too late to worry about this.

[Hesperus]

Quack.

[pontoon]

Who do you nominate as your second? Also I refuse to wear a judogi. Whoring oneself to Orientophilia is for millions and millions of other people (hence people needing to set up Bullshido)

On the behalf of all Australia, I'd just like to say that we're not with this guy. :XXspermy:

[Cy Q. Faunce]

On the behalf of all Australia, I'd just like to say that we're not with this guy. :XXspermy:

Hey, I would never judge Australia by one loon. We have our share of crazies here, too.

Toby is clearly not representative of Australian Bullies, and in fact he has never shown up at any Australian Throwdown and never will. He knows they'd show him how the rat chews the cheese.

[Toby Christensen]

What do they matter...

Well... You could be 8ft tall and 160kg, or 4ft9 in and 45kg. It IS important.

I refuse to wear a judogi. What possible use could I have for it? It's just you DID judo and judo is practised in a judogi.

People of other styles at least wear a loincloth and I at least wear shorts and boots. It's not "asymmetrical" about the rules. It's being very basic. Why should I fight in something I have never fought or trained in ever or even WORN ONCE.


A second was because you believe I'm frail. If I'm frail, then under the old rules, I get a second. You also mentioned that I get to use a weapon and I will bear that in mind.

You've made ridiculous comments about a man in a wheelchair. Well, then by your logic that's all you're facing. Shouldn't be a problem (some of the powerlifters from my gym days could have grabbed and smashed people, but they're not part of this discussion).

[Cy Q. Faunce]

Why does my height and weight matter? What would it change about the rules? I'm your opponent. You are mine. That was your challenge, and I think it's a fine idea. What do you intend to do about the information?

I did judo, a long time ago. Who cares? You're just making silly rules in order to bitch out of this. Wear what you like, but specify what you wear, and I shall wear the same. Don't bother with silly stipulations like "pants owned by Toby Christensen" or something.

What "old rules"? This was your challenge, Toby. Fight it yourself, and stop making up stupid loopholes.

ESCROW. Don't avoid this point again. Escrow for the full amount of my travel expenses, or you travel here and I put your expenses in escrow. If you ignore this again or don't agree to it, you bitched out.

[Toby Christensen]

And naturally I wish to know your vital statistics.

I mean, are you average, tall short heavy light?


How to you propose I give you your challenge costs?

Judo relies on judogis.

The "old rules" can be found in books like the one I mentioned.

[Beezer]

And naturally I wish to know your vital statistics.

I mean, are you average, tall short heavy light?


How to you propose I give you your challenge costs?

Judo relies on judogis.

The "old rules" can be found in books like the one I mentioned.

Not all judo is done in a gi. I train in no gi judo. I bet Santa would have no problem fighting in no gi. What would you wear to this challenge match, Toby?

[pontoon]

I think they should cut the crap and both fight nekkid.

[Cy Q. Faunce]

And naturally I wish to know your vital statistics.

There's nothing natural about it, since you have already challenged me to a fight, but to put an end to this nonsense, I'm 5'9" and weigh 200. That's too much, of course, but I can cut weight before the fight.

How to you propose I give you your challenge costs?

You put my challenge costs in an escrow account, or turn them over to a mutually agreed holder. We certify that you have handed over the full amount I specify as my reasonable costs. I present receipts well in advance to prove my costs. The referee declares a winner, and the winner gets the money.

Judo relies on judogis.

Every judoka on this site is going to hand you your ass over this one. Judo relies on no such thing; it can be used in a fight with ordinary clothing. Unless you are proposing a judo rules match, this is pure bullshit. You are trying to duck the fight.

The "old rules" can be found in books like the one I mentioned.

You made the challenge. You fight the fight.

[Toby Christensen]

I would wear a collarless shirt, long pants, boots and a helmet.
Also, what the hell is wrong asking for an opponent's vital statistics.

To give you an idea:

The tallest man I have met was 7ft9in
The shortest woman was 4ft8

One of my uncles is 6ft7, one of my brothers is 5ft9

They're a system of numbers, perfectly uncomplicated.

[Beezer]

I would wear a collarless shirt, long pants, boots and a helmet.
.

What kind of helmet?

[Cy Q. Faunce]

I would wear a collarless shirt, long pants, boots and a helmet.

Fine. I will wear the same.

[Cy Q. Faunce]

What kind of helmet?

Toby puts the "moron" in "morion". I bet that's what he wears.

[hungryjoe]

At 155lb (70.45kg) you should have no problem.

I will second and wear no judo-gi.

I have always wanted to visit down under.

Can we perhaps bring Sochin with us (for moral support only as he's out of your weight class and you've already cowered out of that one)?

Silly internet challenges = troll fu = my dog is bigger than your dog