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    Quick crappling video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So60uDg2x6o

    One of my favorite parts of youtube is looking up bad martial arts videos. Sometimes, all I have to do is search for anything related to TKD. "Black belt TKD" and "ATA TKD" can bring up some really funny stuff.

    It was one such search that led me to this video. I now feel like I need to learn the "frog position."

    #2
    It's called PAINTBRUSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAhaaa!!
    Originally posted by MrBadGuy
    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

    "Where do I go for that?"

    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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      #3
      Totally fucking lame. The guard pass that involves burying your head in your opponents stomach would just get you swept onto your back or choked with san kaku jime. The juji gatame was shit he needs to bring his knees together to get better control.

      The biggest bullshit is the nerves crap to break a closed guard and then just waltzing past his opponents legs, who lays their like a fucking corpse.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Siniq
        It's called PAINTBRUSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAhaaa!!
        Actually credit to him, maybe that's a Eddie Bravo term.:eatbaby:

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          #5
          I'm sure there are a million things wrong with the specifics, but that looks like a guard pass -> riding light -> top wristlock.
          Originally posted by Emevas
          Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Crappler
            I would rather have punches to the back of my head than I would to my face
            wtfbbqsauce?

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              #7
              For those with nothing to do today, let's go through & make a list of everything wrong in that video.

              I'll Start:

              1. Rolling form the knees is done to save mat space, be lazy & ensure that ground work is being emphasized instead of clinch work. Teaching specific "takedowns" from the knees is a waste of time.

              2. Intentionally putting yourself in the closed guard.

              3. Closed guard with knees pinched & legs extended instead of knees pinched, heels to your butt.

              4. Not sitting up in guard & framing to control your opponent but instead going right to head on chest (it's not that putting your head down to flatten someone out is a bad thing, especially in MMA but the instructor doesn't seem to realize he has other options).

              5. Saying you'd rather get hit in the back of the head then the face.

              6. Elbows on you opponents body instead of on the mat (armbar).

              7. Nerve strike guard breaking also known as setting up the triangle for your opponent.

              Ok, the pass is densely stupid so I'll leave that for others to cover.
              Last edited by SBG-ape; 12/06/2008 12:54pm, .

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                #8
                I'm going to add that the attack to mount, by virtue of not really being an attack to mount at all and just being lazily flopping one's leg over your opponent's body, was just asking to get caught in halfguard.
                Oh, and that abortion of a cross collar choke at the end... where to begin? With the fact that he keeps his weight directly over his opponent, as though begging to be bridged and rolled over? Or with the fact that he didn't even fucking grab the guy's collar with the other hand?
                The fool thinks himself immortal,
                If he hold back from battle;
                But old age will grant him no truce,
                Even if spears spare him.

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                  #9
                  THERE'S NOTHING KEEPING HIM FROM RECLOSING HIS GUARD WHEN RETARDO STARTS TO PASS. After he digs his elbows in, he throws his hands up near the dude's shoulders for his spin...but there's nothing keeping the guy from just reclosing his guard. Or sweeping him. Or anything.

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                    #10
                    This is like an argument I had with a guy that does Taebo. He's like this is a front kick and this is a side kick and this is a... SEEE WE DO THE SAME STUFF. It's exactly the same...
                    Originally posted by MrBadGuy
                    The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

                    "That was grappling. Real MMA."

                    "Where do I go for that?"

                    I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

                    I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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                      #11
                      LOL, this is a black belt requirement?

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                        #12
                        Most of those kids already have black belts...it seems more like an after thought. Maybe a PhD requirement at the Taekwondo University, but only have you have your Masters in the K'do.

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                          #13
                          It says XMA on the back of the instructor's uniform.

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                            #14
                            I've seen Marcelo do a pass sort of like that, but way better, and it was from double butterfly. So, I guess it was nothing like that.

                            Did you catch the part where he grabs the Americana with his hands in the wrong place, and then edits it to hands in the right place?

                            Also, he doesn't switch his hips when he does the paintbrush motion, so there isn't a lot locking down the opponent's position.

                            Also, he's a tard.

                            His ass couldn't have been farther from that guy's shoulder on the arm bar if it was in prison and they were pen pals.
                            Originally posted by Sarcastro
                            He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                              #15
                              Spaulding, you're a masochist to take the time finding and watching these videos. I stopped watching after that "guard pass". If I wanted to know more, I just read what other people posted regarding this train wreck.

                              If you actually comment on these videos, I think you might need a suicide watch.
                              Don Frye doesn't like Sun Chips.

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