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    BJJ: 1, K-9: 0

    We can only hope it was a triangle choke.

    #2
    I once outgrappled someone's dog at the beach on Labor Day. I was on my skateboard and it jumped over a sea wall to attack me. It bit my shoulder but just got a mouthful of shirt but still pulled me down. I pushed down on its head and sprawled my legs back to avoid its teeth. It tore up my shirt but I ended up holding it down in a sort of scarf hold in a corner where two fences meet so it couldn't squirm out backwards. I was on a boardwalk and a bike ran over my shin, getting another confused body into the mix when he was thrown off balance. All the while, my ipod is playing ska, since I didn't have time to pause it. Happy trumpets played in my ears the whole time, which was kind of surreal. Its owners came and got it and I was really pissed at them for having a dog like that roaming free on a crowded day.

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      #3
      Obviously that kid plays with some big dogs back home, most police dogs are German Shepherds and strangers do well to keep their hands back from the throat.

      The first kid had teh BJJ, the second one relied on a striking art, maybe boxing.

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        #4
        I'm sure he'll get in lots of trouble for choking a police dog.

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          #5
          I won't lie, that's pretty fucking good if you can choke out a police dog while it's "apprehending" you. If anyone has ever seen a live demonstration of canine drills, it means you're damned fast.
          :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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            #6
            Lol, i out-grapple my dog on a regular basis.

            Then it bites me, and i say, "fuck, that hurts"

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            Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
            3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

            Originally posted by sochin101
            I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
            That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
            Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
            I agree with moosey

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              #7
              We(my platoon) did some mass control which included canines in the military. I have seen what an "angry" dog can do. I am impressed. A German Sheperd can fuck you up.

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                #8
                My pet Schnauzer isn't that hard to choke out once you get past the beard, but my grandma's overweight Bichon Frise is a real challenge.

                Edit: It should be noted, though, that my Schnauzer is the better striker of the two. He's good with his hands and has a really nice Thai clinch. When he used to live with my grandma and her three female Bichon's he liked to get up on his hind legs and smack them all in the face. He was a puppy then.
                Last edited by Holy Moment; 11/27/2008 6:21pm, .
                Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                  #9
                  "A 1998 Plymouth Neon was spotted by police driving erratically around 11:30 p.m."


                  Actually- no one wins.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unholy Movement
                    My pet Schnauzer isn't that hard to choke out once you get past the beard.
                    But you can't get past the beard.

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                    Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                    Originally posted by sochin101
                    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                    Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                    I agree with moosey

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                      #11
                      A correct K-9 would probably not have this happen to it. Remember, there are several types of K-9's, and not all are trained to fight humans. This sounds like a detection dog.

                      My step dad used to be a K-9 officer, and his dog was trained to fight humans. There was once a violent criminal he chased down, and the criminal hid under the crawl space under an old house. They tracked him there, and my step dad told the guy to come out or he'd send in the dog. The criminal was a big athletic black dude, and told my step dad that he'd kill the dog because he had a knife. The dog was sent in, and dragged the dude out by his ass...literally. The guy was tore up and balling like a baby.

                      Even the Schutzhund trained dogs most police departments get are sort of the wash-outs for competition dogs...

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                        #12
                        A few years ago my dalmatian burst out of the front door and took off down the street. I ran after it, chased it down and tackled it by its hind legs so it dropped to the ground on its face as I rolled to the right, still holding its legs, forcing it to roll onto its back.

                        I stood up, elbow and knees all skinned and bloodied, grabbed it by its collar and carried it back to the house....all the while it looking confused at me.

                        It never tried to get loose again.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Snake Plissken
                          A few years ago my dalmatian burst out of the front door and took off down the street. I ran after it, chased it down and tackled it by its hind legs so it dropped to the ground on its face as I rolled to the right, still holding its legs, forcing it to roll onto its back.

                          I stood up, elbow and knees all skinned and bloodied, grabbed it by its collar and carried it back to the house....all the while it looking confused at me.

                          It never tried to get loose again.
                          LOL, i would have paid to see this.

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                          Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                          3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                          Originally posted by sochin101
                          I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                          That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                          Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                          I agree with moosey

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                            #14
                            there were copious amounts of "MOTHERFUCKER" shouted.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Snake Plissken
                              there were copious amounts of "MOTHERFUCKER" shouted.
                              By you or by the dog? :suicide:
                              :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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