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    Training Kids to Kick Back on "Kick a Ginger Day"

    Sure we Red Heads caused the Black Death, and were the cause of all pestilance in Europe in its entire course of history. Burned at the stake, demonized and quazi fetished we were always singled out from the crowd. We tried to fit in and take this persecution just get along...even selling our image to McD>>lds, and Wennnys as mascots.


    ...But finally, after being the most visible of the visible minorities, disadvantaged and discriminated against by all other colors of hair... a facebook prank based on that cartoon Mouth Plark has finally gone too far. http://www.canada.com/reginaleaderpo...3-a64bbc256941

    Thousands of little Gingers have been singled out and kicked, and the abuse has most of us to now decend on Martial Arts studios, Dojos, and YMCA clubs to learn how to fight back, er...kick back.

    So what art is it going to be??? My little relatives, those little cherubic carrot tops, are faced with them verses all of humanity will all be told to take TKD with its counter kicks, and vast kicking repitoir. But Aikido with its multiple attackers might in fact just be the way to go. Look out world, Gingers are not going to take it anymore!

    #2
    you have no soul.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Originally posted by sochin101
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
    I agree with moosey

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      #3
      I guess I had it 'kicked out of me'

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        #4










        http://sarcasticandcynical.blogspot....1_archive.html
        In summation your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part. It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs. I believe I will be victorious in this regard.

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          #5
          I say if you have any resemblance to this, you should be beaten.

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            #6
            So that's why Chris Leben is so pissed off all the time.

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              #7
              Harry Potter was so un-realistic ... a Ginger Kid with 2 friends ... pffft.

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                #8








                Don Frye doesn't like Sun Chips.

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                  #9
                  Ralphie would not approve of the OP.

                  Do you really wanna piss off Ralphie?

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                    #10
                    We don't have ginger people in Lolland, we put em in bags with stones and throw them in the water.

                    Ginger people have the evil eye.

                    the evil eye i tell you!!!

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                      #11
                      Aren't ginger kids sterotypically bullies and not the bullied?

                      Also, I would like to reference Ginger Snaps.

                      http://entity.20m.com/images/kathrineisablle.jpg

                      http://www.ginger-snaps.com/unleashe...nger01_big.jpg

                      http://www.helpderek.com/video%20files/ginger-snaps.jpg

                      http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2001/10/3...e_iv_large.jpg

                      http://www.movie-list.com/g/gingersnaps.jpg

                      http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/sa...isabelle11.jpg


                      EDIT:

                      Just read the news article. Apparently the kids were being kicked in the shins. So in fact if they'd all trained in Muay Thai that wouldn't have bothered them in the slightest. So once again bullshido.net reveals that everyone must cross train BJJ and Muay Thai.
                      Last edited by Wounded Ronin; 11/27/2008 3:20pm, .
                      Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Transcendent Sunchips









                        Not gingers. Just incredibly hot redheads.

                        God, i love redheads.

                        PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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                        Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                        3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                        Originally posted by sochin101
                        I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                        That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                        Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                        I agree with moosey

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                          #13
                          But what style of MA do these poor red damsels in distress need to protect themselves?

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                            #14
                            obviously brazilian jiu jitsu.

                            PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
                            http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


                            Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                            3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                            Originally posted by sochin101
                            I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                            That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                            Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                            I agree with moosey

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                              #15
                              They need to defend against multiple attackers??...

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