Come On, Baby, Light My Saber

[LarsCG]

Its an old story, but still pretty funny.

You know, hearing about people dumbassing themselves like this reminds me of the two sides of my personality. There's the compassionate side that likes the idea of helmet laws, safety caps, trigger locks, and other sensible ways to keep people safe from their own stupidity. Then there's the attritionist in me that says "screw 'em!" Allowing stupid people to cause catastrophic harm to themselves is how we thin the herd and keep it healthy.

The "thin the herd"-phrase reminded me of darwinawards, so I did a search there on "martial arts". Two stories popped up: one related to parkeur, and this little gem: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1994-13.html - a rather impressionable student of kung fu being told by his teacher that he could now kill wild animals with his bare hands, then deciding to test it out at the lion's cage in Melbourne Zoo...

[3moose1]

Didn't know you were into the gray foxes there, moose.

Of course, if you pulled out your saber in front of my mom she would just slap the stupid grin off your face and call your parents to come pick you up. She's about as disagreeable as I am.

You should call home more, i think i cheered her up












with my penis.

[mrm1775]

Your mom lit my saber last night!


Oh yeah.

Didn't know you were into the gray foxes there, moose.

Of course, if you pulled out your saber in front of my mom she would just slap the stupid grin off your face and call your parents to come pick you up. She's about as disagreeable as I am.

[3moose1]

Your mom lit my saber last night!


Oh yeah.

[mrm1775]

Its an old story, but still pretty funny.

You know, hearing about people dumbassing themselves like this reminds me of the two sides of my personality. There's the compassionate side that likes the idea of helmet laws, safety caps, trigger locks, and other sensible ways to keep people safe from their own stupidity. Then there's the attritionist in me that says "screw 'em!" Allowing stupid people to cause catastrophic harm to themselves is how we thin the herd and keep it healthy.

[tharuz]

still a nice try to start conversation

I'm bored off my mind. more bored than when I remind munacra about his issues with being assraped. more boring than that

*yawn

[BackFistMonkey]

Fine , if no one else is gonna say it I will :


WRONG FORUM U NEWB !11!!

[MrGalt]

Wow. A new thread to bring a three year old news article to everyone's attention.

I'm headed over to the fighting sports forum now to tell them that I just heard that Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear. His Ear! They'll flip out!

EDIT: Oh, wait. Are they still in critical condition? If so, they're either pretty messed up, or someone doesn't know how to triage incoming patients properly...

[King Sleepless]

Quote the article, n00b.

[BackFistMonkey]

Can we convince Choson Ninja to try this?

I mean seriously those two retards were just doing it wrong . If anyone can make this work it is Choson .

[Cy Q. Faunce]

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

Don't they make reasonably-priced toy light sabers?

Were the aspiring filmmakers hoping for more spectacular special effects than a glowing plastic toy could provide?

Can we convince Choson Ninja to try this?