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    Chi Power

    Hi, i have found this dokomentation of "Chi Power" and wanted to know, what you know about it @bullshido team

    I think you will also known this theme from Dillman who is a... well everything but not Karate Master :)

    But in this Theme without "light touch"

    The "Master"'s name in this case is Lama Dondrup Dorje and he practise in Great Britain.
    We can see that Dr. Lama Dondrup Dorje is realy hard attacked by a professional Karatetrainer and nothing is happening!
    Also when his opponent grabs Dr. Lamas testes (balls) or choke him on the coice box, nothing happend! During that he can talk to the audience smoothly!
    And when Dr. Lama use "Chi" to the opponents force, we can see that the muscles from teh Karate teacher are realy shivering bevor the collapse!

    Here is the Dokomentation on 4 Parts, PLEASE WATCH CLOSELY and COMPLETE! Then you can write what ever you think.
    I like what the Chi "Master" is talking about. He talks realy good, but is it fake or real :)
    I know someone how was on this confention in Great Britain there and told me that it was real and he have prove it by himself and i know him! He is realy tough and strong and was a nobeliver bevore...
    So, i am confuised now :P
    Because... normaly i am a logical person demand on physical laws... but this seems so real!

    Part1:
    YouTube - A Discourse on the Heart Sutra, with Chi Kung - Part1
    Part2:
    YouTube - A Discourse on the Heart Sutra, with Chi Kung - Part2
    Part3:
    YouTube - A Discourse on the Heart Sutra, with Chi Kung - Part3
    Part4:

    YouTube - A Discourse on the Heart Sutra, with Chi Kung - Part4
    Last edited by Kamikazekatze; 11/18/2008 4:47pm, .

    #2
    Totally real.

    pffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA, OH GOD, OH GOD, ITS TOO MUCH, OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Yea. Real. REAL STUPID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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      #3
      About a year ago, my Boston teacher and one of the students made a funny video detailing no-touch chi power. In the video, Marin coughs and Marshall (a big gootch of a man) goes flying backwards into a wall. Then Marshall picks himself up and turns around, sticking his butt out.

      Then Marin rears back his hand and makes a spanking motion. Marshall jerks himself upright and grabs his ass. Marin spanks the air again and again and Marshall starts yelping and wincing and hopping around and such.

      They were gonna put this video on YouTube, but the choreography was so tight that Marin worried that yutzes like the OP would think it was real and not a joke.

      Bill Duff please.

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        #4
        you should pay me back for the 2 minutes I used to open those links and realize that this was silly nonsense.

        Bill duff please

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          #5
          Are you serious? I call troll!!!!

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            #6
            The secret to Chi Power is eating psyllium husks twice a day! That gives me a guaranteed major Chi't in the morning and sometimes another Chi't in the afternoon!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Taco Strap
              Totally real.

              pffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA, OH GOD, OH GOD, ITS TOO MUCH, OH GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              Yea. Real. REAL STUPID AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              I agree with the whole mirror universe theory.

              yes it's flash back Tuesday

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                #8
                Originally posted by lionknight
                I agree with the whole mirror universe theory.
                I think that means the OP is from an alternate dimension where no touch KOs are real. If he has a goatee that will tell you for sure.

                Pics. please.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kamikazekatze
                  I like what the Chi "Master" is talking about. He talks realy good, but is it fake or real :)
                  I know someone how was on this confention in Great Britain there and told me that it was real and he have prove it by himself and i know him! He is realy tough and strong and was a nobeliver bevore...
                  So, i am confuised now :P
                  Because... normaly i am a logical person demand on physical laws... but this seems so real!
                  In this case, assuming that it is not a deliberate hoax, the main physical law is that of momentum, coupled with the psychological phenomenon of unconscious collusion.

                  If the "attacker" genuinely believes that he will not be able to strike his teacher, then chances are, he won't be able to; meanwhile, he has generated a lot of momentum that has to go somewhere. If the teacher gestures at the right time and in the right direction, the "attacker" will tend to subconsciously redirect his own momentum as suggested by the teacher's gestures.

                  It's an interesting example of an unusual, but by no means "supernatural" phenomenon. Music hall and vaudeville performers used the same principles back in the late 1800s, often presented as a demonstration of "human magnetism"; modern stage hypnotists and faith healers, likewise.

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                    #10
                    YouTube - chi master gets schooled
                    YouTube - Dillman explains chi KO nullification

                    This is my response to your "is it real?" question. It's real in the same sense that the human mind can perceive something as tangible when it is not, like a phantom limb. Those people believe ki force exists so the techniques work on them, but it has never worked on a non compliant individual.

                    No, it isn't real, don't waste your time, train hard and stop LARPING.

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                      #11
                      TROLL TROLL TROLLY TROLL JESUS CHRIST TROLL

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                        #12
                        Kamikazekatze,
                        You're a moron. You have wasted my time. Your lama donkey scroad is a fake. Most of all, that Dojo and the fools who attend it should hang their sensei by the nut bag for having him do the demo. Last but not least, the karate kid who flopped around from "lama power" needs a smack in the head. Please suicide now.

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                          #13
                          The choreography in your average wuxia movie is much better than this. The videos OP posted must of had a special effects budget of $10. Seriously, this was just terrible.

                          Trollshido in T Minus 10

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by CoffeeFan
                            Here's a better angle of the fight:

                            YouTube - 「柳 龍拳(合気達人)」対戦結果:探偵ファイル

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                              #15
                              You made it two minutes?!

                              Originally posted by Rancid Pantaloons
                              you should pay me back for the 2 minutes I used to open those links and realize that this was silly nonsense.

                              Bill duff please
                              You made it two minutes? I don't think I made it to 20 seconds.

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