"Your mileage may vary": MA legal disclaimer thread

[fadfad]

continuation of Phoenix....

except if those two trial classes come with 500 dollars

[Tenebrous]

Caution: This shit may get you killed.

[KO'd N DOA]

Getting drunk with friends while watching the UFC may make you feel like a MMA fighter and in more acute situations a title contender, and nigh well invincible --- well you are!, but only if you provide video proof and signed releases. (court dockets and newspaper headlines may substitute in extreme cases.)

*(KO'd, YMAS and your various alcohol suppliers, and bars and the UFC assumes no responsibility or liability for your actions or medical bills. Please drink and fight responsibly)

[DarkPhoenix]

Warning:
The Armbars, and other lock and joint manipulation (ie; DESTRUCTION) will make you think you are Steven Seagal, and could possibly get you hospitalised, or worse, death.

Side affects include, Anal Leakage, priapism, falling down, broken jaws, cancer, or worse Chuck Norris could come to your house and eat you MA soul!!

[Suprore]

Notice: YMAS posters unlikely to know that brevity is the soul of wit.

[DarkPhoenix]

Notice: YMAS posters unlikely to know that brevity is the soul of wit.

:laughing1 Let's see how many people actually know what "brevity' means

[onikage954rr]

Aikido
- Class will require pajamas and the willingness to jump, roll, and fly through the air for no apparent reason.
- Those proficient in Aikido must avoid open displays of skill at all costs. Running away is acceptable.

Muy Thai
- Warning, repeated kicks to the head could cause Van Damme syndrome
- Long term exposure could get you in shape... tubby

BJJ
- Incorrect pronunciation of all "R" Gracie names will result in gogoplata. There are no exceptions.
- Eye contact is forbidden during drills and randori. We have enough of a stigma to deal with as it is.
- "Ok, you got it" does not translate to "Tap" in any language. Be prepared for a trip to the hospital.

Wing Chung
- Any and all questions about Bruce Lee must be written on paper then filed in the circular bin.
- Mentioning "grappling, UFC, or MMA" in any context is grounds for an immediate "One inch punch" to the nuts.

JKD
- Never try to teach T3h D3adly to anyone not asian. It'll cause you and your children to be killed while making movies.
- Forms are strictly forbidden in our school. Except drunken kung-fu, because it's just that cool.

[ZenOfAnger]

Notice: YMAS posters unlikely to know that brevity is the soul of wit.

Dictionary.com FTW!!!

[KO'd N DOA]

ZOA---What prize/reward for being a thread killjoy?

N00B Onikage954rr spent all day on his contribution His/her 23rd post of all time. He/She put time and effort out there and then you go all "FTW" on him/her.

Of course you are quoting 2 people with a total of 11+ 45 posts between them. Dark Penix and his new BFF Suckpor-o-me-o.

At least Suck put forward a MA legal disclaimer.

[musicalmike235]

Touchless Knockouts Seminar:

Warning: Will not work on natural athletes.

Light Tap Knockouts:

Warning: Will not work on TV reporters or Jiu Jitsu students.

[Tom .C]

Caution: Ninjutsu should only be taken as a supository

[JingMerchant!]

Ninjutsu.

WARNING : May contain nuts.

[Tonuzaba]

A stab home:

-ing -un - as NUN-realistic as it can get!

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Karate;

Caution: The ass that gets kicked, could be your own.

[ZenOfAnger]

ZOA---What prize/reward for being a thread killjoy?

Tharuz promised candy.

N00B Onikage954rr spent all day on his contribution His/her 23rd post of all time. He/She put time and effort out there and then you go all "FTW" on him/her.

So I should not encourage N00BS to post?

At least Suck put forward a MA legal disclaimer.

Hey! I did give a legal disclaimer! Look at the first page.