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    Zoo Fu: Tai Chi master harnesses magical animal chi

    I'm not even kidding:

    http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezin...hp?article=787

    At that time I was learning a system of chi-gung that I now call "Zookinesis" (zoo = animals, kinesis = movement or exercise). It required the student to work with wild animals. The goal was to feel the pattern and dynamics of animal internal energy (chi) and copy it to essentially "become" that animal. You would then appreciate and be able to reproduce a wide variety of chi dynamics. This system also involved a large series of animal-like movements. The tiger movements, for example, based on the sequential rotation of all the joints of the body, have become an essential part of the way I do push hands and fighting.

    #2
    I'd love to see his cock roach kung fu. Especially since they are the only one's who will survive a nuclear war. They must have some powerful chi!!!
    Combatives training log.

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      #3
      Now that's ofifcialy a new form of zoophilia to my knowlege at leas. I can just emagine some idiot wearing a chinese suit/folk costume standing in lotus examening the menny acupincture points between a goats ass and testicles... UGH chi is getting freaky !!!!

      P.S. Also in my sick little mind I cant help, but emagine a small asian man with long white hair, thin mustaches, a chin beard, meditating under a horse waiting for a massive white chi blast...
      Last edited by Siniq; 9/27/2008 5:37pm, .
      Originally posted by MrBadGuy
      The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

      "That was grappling. Real MMA."

      "Where do I go for that?"

      I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

      I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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        #4
        I wonder how often his students get mauled trying to work with wild animals?

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          #5
          Originally posted by knaitt
          I wonder how often his students get mauled trying to work with wild animals?

          That's the only way to learn how to fight! Maybe dojos/studios should throw their noob students into a bear pit and whoever survives is worthy of training! *nods*

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            #6
            Why haven't any of you faggs invented squirrel kung-fu!?

            OY! Omega! Invent Squirrel kung-fu damn it!
            Please!
            Ming!
            Sambosteve!
            SOMEBODY!!!

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              #7
              Hey, the article invites discussion on KFM:

              http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/foru...ad.php?t=37348

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                #8
                Originally posted by Siniq
                P.S. Also in my sick little mind I cant help, but emagine a small asian man with long white hair, thin mustaches, a chin beard, meditating under a horse waiting for a massive white chi blast...
                So sorry, that website you must pay for...credit card only...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by asscowboy
                  So sorry, that website you must pay for...credit card only...
                  You go ahead and pay them if you want... But just in case you dont' want to just type in some torrent site the this FFF or Fat Fuck Frank. :laughing9 - Oh yeah, he's purple and perverse.
                  Originally posted by MrBadGuy
                  The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

                  "That was grappling. Real MMA."

                  "Where do I go for that?"

                  I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

                  I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by asscowboy
                    So sorry, that website you must pay for...credit card only...
                    I have no clue what you just posted but you're my new favorite poster. I <3 U.

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                      #11
                      Too bad he understood the needlessness of actually sparring and didn't enter the cage with the beasts to try out his moves.

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