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    CLash Of tHe Mor0ns...F4n4N meets...

    me.

    aka mr. awesome.

    F4n4n will arive in Lolland at the end of next week and will have to face the horr0r that is Lebell (in oh so many ways).


    This thread is brought into existance to express wishes what i should do to poor f4n4n.
    Im thinking of choking him out then teabagging him while getting my picture taken.

    But im open to better suggestions...

    #2
    I'm sorry?

    You want us to suggest horrors for you to inflict on F4n4n??

    What could we possibly suggest, that is on par with the sordid depths of the Lebell imagination?

    You're like the dark lord of perversion on this site!! Aren't you?
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
    And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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      #3
      More like Dork Lord of Delusion...
      If you can't laugh at yourself,
      Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

      The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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        #4
        Originally posted by FickleFingerOfFate
        More like Dork Lord of Delusion...
        "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the shit out of you.
        And when the shit's been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

        "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

        "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

        "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

        "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

        "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!

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          #5
          Flying teabag

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            #6
            :bduh: As long as I can keep this a stand up he is in big big trouble... I am thinking I try some aikido just to tool lebell and then go for a stand up RNC an when he is going to pass out and piss his pants, I ask him: "You think you are lebell?"
            Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

            At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

            Schools I trained at:
            Lotus Club Cetepe Liberdade Sao Paulo
            Renzo Gracie NYC
            New York Combat Sambo

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lebell
              me.

              aka mr. awesome.

              F4n4n will arive in Lolland at the end of next week and will have to face the horr0r that is Lebell (in oh so many ways).


              This thread is brought into existance to express wishes what i should do to poor f4n4n.
              Im thinking of choking him out then teabagging him while getting my picture taken.

              But im open to better suggestions...
              hmmmm............looser could where the giant buddha costume you were talki'n about.

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                #8
                good idea.

                budha costume AND walking at the front of the goofy parade.

                F4n4n, no aikido allowed, this isnt for real, its just a sport.

                so no aikido no in-un and no kung fu of any sort.

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                  #9
                  There better be a video.
                  "This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"

                  Originally posted by Squerlli
                  And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry motherfucker... Budo monkeh.

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                    #10
                    its going to be a live -event, streamed via msn messenger.
                    there's going to be 3 versions or rounds: frist gi, then we take of our gi's, rashguards, then we do the third round wearing nothing but....THONGS.

                    the school where i train is situated at a .....dumdadummmmmm.....PARKINGLOT!

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                      #11
                      Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
                      -Mentat Text Two (dicto)

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                        #12
                        you live near san fransisco Serge, like you dont go to leather rave parties and such.

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                          #13
                          Boy you never told me about the thong thing, now I have to get a new one (blank red gold) and a lot of baby oil... You are so know who is beating you when we hit north south!
                          I tell you, you make a pass at me while we roll and I will show you that my TKD will work on the ground!
                          PS: What is my share of the payperview income exactly?
                          Sometimes you lose and sometimes the other guy wins.

                          At this point I don't owe anybody an explenation.

                          Schools I trained at:
                          Lotus Club Cetepe Liberdade Sao Paulo
                          Renzo Gracie NYC
                          New York Combat Sambo

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by f4n4n
                            Boy you never told me about the thong thing, now I have to get a new one (blank red gold) and a lot of baby oil... You are so know who is beating you when we hit north south!
                            I tell you, you make a pass at me while we roll and I will show you that my TKD will work on the ground!
                            PS: What is my share of the payperview income exactly?
                            50-50 ofcourse.

                            Holland-Germany derby!!! whoohoo!!!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Lebell
                              me.

                              aka mr. awesome.

                              F4n4n will arive in Lolland at the end of next week and will have to face the horr0r that is Lebell (in oh so many ways).


                              This thread is brought into existance to express wishes what i should do to poor f4n4n.
                              Im thinking of choking him out then teabagging him while getting my picture taken.

                              But im open to better suggestions...
                              Butts3cks
                              <insert witty comment>

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