Your bi-monthly rage against womens self defense classes: IT moms and self defense

[lt_flippy]

Anyone else think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbbG4IS1tdI

[Wounded Ronin]

Tapioca pudding, bitch!

[Gabetuno]

Better than everything at Women's self defense. And you don't even have to turn sideways and yell "no".

Oh and while you are at it screaming "no!", you could complete the sex offenders hentai rape fantasy by grafting a few extra vaginas and tentacles to your body to your body, throwing on a school girl outfit, and sweating jello through your engorged peen-clitoris.

[MrBadGuy]

What story would be complete without accidental rape?

[Kid Miracleman]

MrBadGuy, I trust you will elaborate on this story in your "Forever Fat" thread.

[MrBadGuy]

Mr. Bad Guy, tell me you at least asked that young lady for a date!

If by thanked her for a date you mean sheepishly walk away and pretended nothing happened next class, then yes. (PS It happens every class, and I'm not even trying to rape-grope her. I'd think she's coming on to me, if she wasn't taking this class with her boyfriend, who is 2x her age).


Damn you, EricH. I'll be humming that song while rubbing my man bosoms and flipping my hair all day long now.

[EricH]

Depends on how old they are, really. In my younger days I've seen a fair share of erector sets being built during no gi grappling with a decently hot chick who is wearing nothing but spandex grappling gear and her nip nips are clearly poking through and what the hell, am I supposed to pretend I don't see them, and I know during one or two armbars I definately unintentionally groped the hell out of them, but it was an accident, and while she was armbarring me he yanked my hand in between them and how could someone NOT raise the flag to full attention?!

Your Freddy Mercury avatar makes this less convincing.

YouTube - Queen - I want to break free

[SFGOON]

All MA are mostly useless in self defense != all MA are equally useless in self defense.

That what I've been TRYING to tell you people!

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!

Mr. Bad Guy, tell me you at least asked that young lady for a date!

[MrBadGuy]

Depends on how old they are, really. In my younger days I've seen a fair share of erector sets being built during no gi grappling with a decently hot chick who is wearing nothing but spandex grappling gear and her nip nips are clearly poking through and what the hell, am I supposed to pretend I don't see them, and I know during one or two armbars I definately unintentionally groped the hell out of them, but it was an accident, and while she was armbarring me he yanked my hand in between them and how could someone NOT raise the flag to full attention?!

[TheRuss]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it'd be hard to get an erection with a freshly broken arm.

[HappyOldGuy]

That's exactly what I'm TRYING to tell you guys! When it comes to teaching mousy, anorexic lirarians how to defend themselves against Mike Tyson, no MA on earth will help, just instill a false sense of confidence.

So - arguing over whether to teach an omoplata or an armbar is a moot as it gets.

Jesus christ. I think training any MA for self defense is silly. But there is this thing called an excluded middle and it's sitting on your chest like a beached whale in mount.

All MA are mostly useless in self defense != all MA are equally useless in self defense.

[SFGOON]

No Martial Art is a sure fire way of defending yourself in any fight.

That's exactly what I'm TRYING to tell you guys! When it comes to teaching mousy, anorexic lirarians how to defend themselves against Mike Tyson, no MA on earth will help, just instill a false sense of confidence.

So - arguing over whether to teach an omoplata or an armbar is a moot as it gets.

[MaxThunderstone]

You're crazy. The punches won't end the fight, but if you take a 200 lb man and have him punch some chick in the face, she's probably gonna stop what she's doing.

[HappyOldGuy]

You don't really think a popped elbow ends the fight, do you?

Depends on the fight. I would say it is more reliable than crappy off balance arm punches.

[MaxThunderstone]

You don't really think a popped elbow ends the fight, do you?