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    Mr. Mountainous, MY geeky ninja friend.

    First off let me say, I am not a troll. I can verify as that I worked for Timberline lodge last summer and the winter preceding that. Mr. Mountainous and I worked in the same department, the Ice Axe Grill http://www.iceaxegrill.com/. I was a Bartender there, and he was a line cook. I'm not going to refer to Mountainous by his real name because I'm not sure that he would want me to.

    I'm really not sure how I want to format this post, or even the point that I'm trying to get across, but I want to try to defend my friend because he would do the same for me. Mountainous is the reason I started commuting down to Gresham from Mt. Hood (about an hour each way) just to go to Team Quest Fight Club for a couple of hours. If I hadn't spent a whole winter arguing with this guy at work about how MMA is the shit and learning to use a katana in this day and age is pretty pointless I probably wouldn't have gotten that itch to get back into it.
    I really have to thank him for that.
    That being said, My friend Mountainous is 100% full on extreme ninja dork. I have caught that boy wearing his Tabi shoes out to the bar on multiple occasions. He buys into all the mysticism and crap taught by the Bujinkan hook, line, and sinker. I remember him preaching to me about how when attacked agressively like fire you have to be fluid and flowing with your movements (like water duh!) haha.
    Does this make him a bad person?
    I don't think so
    Mountainous has the foulest mouth of anyone I have ever met in my life. I'm sure you guys figured that out after reading his replies to your comments. Some of the funniest shit I have ever heard has been said by that guy, he's pure gold. Especially handy to have around at a place like work where you need a good laugh now and then.
    Does him calling you guys fags and bitches for trying to bring him down make him a bad person?
    I still don't think so, I think you guys deserve it.

    I really admire how Moutainous lives his life actually, he's completely content with his life, and I am jealous of that. I'm sure some of you guys will call his content "lack of ambition", but what's wrong with just wanting to work your forty hours a week and then snowboard and play ninja the rest of the time?

    Some mountainous facts....
    He is a ninjer dork
    He's a pretty good snowboarder for an old fat guy.
    He's a really freaking good BMX rider for an old fat guy.
    He has a foul mouth
    He's funny as hell
    His Taijutsu isn't all that bad
    He has a pretty dope pad actually
    He lives in probably one of the coolest places around. There's tons of fun stuff to do winter and summer, the forest is beautiful around there, and the Ice Axe Grill was the coolest place I've ever worked.

    Normally I'm all about making fun of ninjers, but I guess because I know and understand this one personally its different.
    Also you guys should know, he is NEVER going to listen to you, no matter how constructive or destructive you are. He doesn't give a flying shit what anybody else think about Ninjutsu or himself or how he lives his life, and I think that's the thing I respect the most about him. It is very probable that I am the only one with the ablity to change his mind. The next time I visit Mt. Hood I will likely have my blue belt in BJJ and couple of Amateur Muay Thai fights tucked under it. We are planning on doing some training and SPARING when I come down, so maybe if my 155 pound ass can tap him out, he'll get a glimpse of the light.

    I know this post probably won't help anything, but I really wish you guys would leave him alone for now. He really doesn't deserve all your bull as much as you think he does.


    And mods, if you don't think this deserves its own thread please add it to the "weird ninja guy goes nuts" thread. Also if anybody wishes me to verify that I worked with him and am not a troll, I can probably find someone with a scanner and scan a copy of my W-2 from that year.

    #2
    that's alot of effort

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      #3
      Originally posted by NoTeefa
      FiMr. Mountainous and I worked in the same department, the Ice Axe Grill http://www.iceaxegrill.com/. I was a Bartender there, and he was a line cook. I'm not going to refer to Mountainous by his real name because I'm not sure that he would want me to..
      Luckily this bar has a nice link you can click on called "Guest Book" where one can offer up a link to this thread and ask probing questions about "LOL ninjas in the kitchen" and "who the fuck do you people have back there handling our food"?

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        #4
        That's "evil genius" thinking. The kind that makes me do pushups.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Some Hick Douchebag
          look you punk ass nigger. i would make you my bitch if you said shit to me. by looking at your gay transexual page i know you are a fucking flaming fag that i could easy make my bitch. this video i made so i could use it to sell these toys i no longer collect. not to show them off you fucking pussy. by the looks of your page and all the videos of mine you watched you must be in lust to fuck me or be my lover. shame on you, you gay nigger. if you hate me or videos why watch over in over in less you are in love with me. god is everyone from you country such a dick sucking fag. i should fly over there and kick your fucking ass. i am calling you a punk and a pussy and a fucking gay fag. now what. you bitch . if you ever come to america. read my page and it tells right where i live and i drive a blue ford explorer. it says what state and city i live in and this is town of 150 so everyone know me and i am ninja. ask around and find me. bring a couple friends you will need them. and wait for me after work and when i leave try to jump me or pull a knife. i need the training and it would be fun to kick a gay foreign faggots ass. just look in the mirror and know that i am a american and we kick ass if anyone fucks with us. americans dont take shit. we kick ass. we dont mind spending billions of dollars to make a towel head pay for his sins. we dont take shit . we are no. 1 and we kick ass so go ass fuck your self. now bow down nigger.
          Now, what was that about being a good guy?

          Sorry, where I come from, people don't let the "nigger" and "fag" insults fly unless somewhere in their tiny little brains they actually believe those are the worst things a person can be called/be confused with. Maybe he has his good points, but a good person? After reading that? I don't think so.
          Originally posted by Sarcastro
          He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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            #6
            Visitors, PLEASE DO NO FEED THE TROLL !
            Originally posted by MrBadGuy
            The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"

            "That was grappling. Real MMA."

            "Where do I go for that?"

            I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.

            I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Snake Plissken
              Luckily this bar has a nice link you can click on called "Guest Book" where one can offer up a link to this thread and ask probing questions about "LOL ninjas in the kitchen" and "who the fuck do you people have back there handling our food"?

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                #8
                I know this post probably won't help anything, but I really wish you guys would leave him alone for now. He really doesn't deserve all your bull as much as you think he does.
                Yes, yes he does.

                Normally I'm all about making fun of ninjers, but I guess because I know and understand this one personally its different.




                You are a hypocrite.

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                  #9
                  oh for those extermely stoopit notice the

                  Falaise Anvier & Guillame leatherworks company name.

                  lets see how perceptive they are.

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                    #10
                    I've just come to the conclusion that the entire Ninjer community and all of its politics are similar to the Protagonist/Antagonist relationship within the show "The Venture Bros." Most of the time nobody that's directly involved really comes right out and says that its LARPing, but everyone knows that it is.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Gabetuno
                      Now, what was that about being a good guy?

                      Sorry, where I come from, people don't let the "nigger" and "fag" insults fly unless somewhere in their tiny little brains they actually believe those are the worst things a person can be called/be confused with. Maybe he has his good points, but a good person? After reading that? I don't think so.
                      Wow, what an ignorant asshole. Not only is he delusional, but he is also very rude.
                      Last edited by Demon Eyes; 8/05/2008 12:38pm, .

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                        #12
                        Make fun of and argue with him all you want but don't fuck with the way he pays his bills.

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                          #13
                          Yep.

                          Leave his job out of the ridicule.

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                            #14
                            Hey, I don't mess with another mans living. I'm not a big enough douche to do that. As I said, it was simply a suggestion for someone who dosn't have any morals.\

                            EDIT: I've erased that suggestion. In retrospect, I would be just as responsible for suggesting that, if someone were to actually take up the suggestion. My apologies. Carry on.
                            Last edited by Demon Eyes; 8/05/2008 12:40pm, .

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                              #15
                              He might get you with his leaping awkward hunching toe kick style if you got him fired.
                              Originally posted by Sarcastro
                              He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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