*Looks around: geez where did all these losers come from?

[Cassius]

I joined the Army, got elected Grand Inquisitor of DHS, mastered the Arabic language, had to stop training BJJ/MMA because I was/am too busy, had to stop moderating DHS for the same reason, went to a bunch of miscellaneous training courses, have had paper orders for at least 4 different units, and am still not at my fucking unit.

As for what's happened in fake land, Joe Lauzon went from being a moderator to someone that fights in the UFC and charges a lot of money for advertising space on his butt.

A corollary to that is that a preteen dramafest on Spike TV pretty much singlehandedly won the war against shitty martial artists.

GraveDigger was kept from achieving his beautiful purpose.
Ronin posted a lot of penis jokes
Afronaut quit posting.
BNH quit posting.
Aesopian quit posting.
Shuma quit posting.
Boyd quit posting.

Kidspatula and Annatrocity appeared, posted a whole lot, then stopped posting.

The site became much better organized.
The average poster's lameness increased by a factor of 2.93, possibly as high as 3.01.

Also, Asia decided to be gay and go OCS.

[GoldenJonas]

I have this weird psychological impairment, a phenomenally stilted sense of nostalgia.

I don't remember half the shit some of the guys who have been here less time than me seem to remember.

I remember when the "post" box didn't have spell check.....maybe.....fuck who knows.

[Kid Miracleman]

After forking over 20 bucks to become a Supporting Member last year, I remember somebody telling me that I would automatically be accepted into the Black Belt Club for my contribution.

I immediately sent Phrost a PM stating "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER."

[MrBadGuy]

After forking over 20 bucks to become a Supporting Member last year, I remember somebody telling me that I would automatically be accepted into the Black Belt Club for my contribution.

I immediately sent Phrost a PM stating "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER."

Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.

[Omega Supreme]

I joined the Army, got elected Grand Inquisitor of DHS, mastered the Arabic language, had to stop training BJJ/MMA because I was/am too busy, had to stop moderating DHS for the same reason, went to a bunch of miscellaneous training courses, have had paper orders for at least 4 different units, and am still not at my fucking unit.

As for what's happened in fake land, Joe Lauzon went from being a moderator to someone that fights in the UFC and charges a lot of money for advertising space on his butt.

A corollary to that is that a preteen dramafest on Spike TV pretty much singlehandedly won the war against shitty martial artists.

GraveDigger was kept from achieving his beautiful purpose.
Ronin posted a lot of penis jokes
Afronaut quit posting.
BNH quit posting.
Aesopian quit posting.
Shuma quit posting.
Boyd quit posting.

Kidspatula and Annatrocity appeared, posted a whole lot, then stopped posting.

The site became much better organized.
The average poster's lameness increased by a factor of 2.93, possibly as high as 3.01.

Also, Asia decided to be gay and go OCS.

BNH?

No, we need another grappling nut rider to help you in that section. Since Hedge is back and got his purple belt he could help in that area. Life gets in the way and even I've taken time off many a time. I think Aesopian, Shum, and Boyd finally figured out that it was pretty pathetic to be talking crap on an internet board when they themselves had yet to achieve a level of gnarlyness. I've always respected Aesopian and Boyd even if we didn't see eye to eye a lot. Shum on the other hand is just an idiot.

[Brandon]

ORLY NOW?


Bet you won't come to the Detroit throwdown and say that to my face!


(Note: I'm the guy who's about 6'1, roughly 250-300 pounds or so. Name is Brandon, IRL. I'm not the 145 pound teenager...)

Bro, I don't think anyone could mistake you for being as light as 250.

[snowman]

Omega

I've been trying to seach for the "John Perkins" thread where you travel to ass beat, any idea of a thread title or search string?

[Lebell]

Ah man i just remembered Gravedigger, he has to be one of the most genius posters on the entire internet.

that one thread where he tells about doing some guys mom, i literally laughed until i got tears in my eyes.

[Lily]

Mr Bad Guy and I have a little secret for everyone, maybe later...

You're getting married, 3moose1 is going to be the ring bearer and the dress code is 'fabulous'. Yeah we know.

[Lebell]

where's my invitation.

also: this thread is GHEY.

there.

i said it.

[Lily]

You're my +1

[Lebell]

You're my +1

where are the days when you whispered nicer nicknames for me into my ear?

no long nails in my back please...

[Soju_King]

i used to think Asia was.....Asian then i saw a clip of him....some big ass black dude steppin into a ring an armbarring a dude within 15 seconds of the match

one of my favorite incidences was the Dirt ninjer spectacle with Hedgehogey

......and yellow bamboo

[M.C.]

you have a video link? The only fight of asia I have seen is where he kicks some guy in the balls *by accident*

[Gezere]

I remember when Omega and I were two of the more hated members of the site.