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    Instinctive Combatives

    http://instinctive-combatives.co.uk/...f4b2&board=4.0

    Your thoughts?

    Please be honest and fair.

    #2
    Here is my honest and fair opinion: GHEY

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      #3
      Originally posted by bujutsuboy
      http://instinctive-combatives.co.uk/...f4b2&board=4.0

      Your thoughts?

      Please be honest and fair.

      1) Maybe Karl should run a spell check before he scrolls stuff in the video.

      2) Maybe Karl shouldnt use red letters on a yellow background. It looks like a McDonalds ad.

      3) Karl looks like he spends too much time at McDonalds. This may explain the colors in # 2

      4) Screaming and grunting while open hand slapping someone makes you look like a retard.

      5) Karl is a retard. This may explain # 4

      6) Karl has NEVER used this, nor does he know anyone alive that has.

      7) Maybe Karl should film his videos somewhere other than his mothers garage where he lives.

      8) Maybe Karl needs a maid.

      9) I hope you are not Karl.

      10) I hope Karl hasn't trained you in Instinctive Combatives.

      11) I hope you havent paid Karl to train you in Instinctive Combatives.

      12) Jayne will never have to be worried about being raped.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BIGREDTEXTONYELLOWBACKGROUND
        "AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SEE IT COMING YOU CAN AVOID IT"
        Well, I saw your vids, man.
        I'll be sure to avoid it.


        Also, I think mis-spelling "regardless" is better than writing "irregardless".
        Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

        Gandhi

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          #5
          Looking at these last two posts, it sounds like that link is comedy gold. I think I shall actually read it

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            #6
            Reminds me a bit of jackass...

            YouTube - bearpaw7

            Can anyone mix Karl's video with this song, pweeze?

            YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
            Last edited by Hiro Protagonist; 7/14/2008 5:48am, .
            www.childsplaycharity.org

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              #7
              absolutely hilarious, if that guy is charging anyone for training I hope his balls become infested with ticks.
              The guy pretty clearly has no legitimate martials arts training and doesn't even know when his strikes should be making contact. He just pushes the bag around while grunting.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bujutsuboy
                http://instinctive-combatives.co.uk/...f4b2&board=4.0

                Your thoughts?

                Please be honest and fair.
                I hope that's not you, if it is, please stop making videos of this shit, and join a boxing gym. You're right, repeated strikes to the head are a good idea, but you don't know how to hit.

                and this should probably be moved to mabs... its that bad, really.
                Last edited by NoTeefa; 7/14/2008 6:23am, .

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                  #9
                  Here's my instict for ya:
                  That's the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

                  Any by awesome I mean awful-but in a horribly entertaining way. The first clip I clicked on was 'bearpaw 1' where he demonstrates....stepping, towards a wall. Not like 'stepping and punching' or even 'stepping to properly shift his weight', just...stepping. He just kinda meanders into the corner of a room over and over again, like a retarded child who has been punished for not finishing his dinner. It's kinda creepy, and kinda funny.
                  I don't have audio on my work computer, but I imagine he was chanting "mommy didn't mean to hurt karl, karl was a bad boy" the whole time.
                  "This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"

                  Originally posted by Squerlli
                  And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry motherfucker... Budo monkeh.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bujutsuboy
                    http://instinctive-combatives.co.uk/...f4b2&board=4.0

                    Your thoughts?

                    Please be honest and fair.
                    Bearpaw 6 was pretty funny, it was like Jackass, but without Weeman or Steve O. I agree with BudoMonkey, Bearpaw 1 is pretty strange. Some of these video take place in a real small garage. There's spray cans, car stuff in the shots, makeshift heavy bags, with martial art lessons going on. Better than the kid who lost to a heavy bag and better than that hippie who made up his own kung fu.
                    Last edited by Beezer; 7/14/2008 7:07am, .

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                      #11
                      To clarify, I am not Karl. I have my own views on this material which, for the moment, I am keeping to myself as I do not want to unfairly prejudice the contributions here.

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                        #12
                        For clarification's sake, is this better or worse (in terms of hilarity) than Nevarikan?

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                          #13
                          Animals again.

                          Maybe there should be a rule about this: you can only name things after an animal if you've actually tried it on the animal in question.

                          Case in point: "Bearpaw".

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MrBadGuy
                            For clarification's sake, is this better or worse (in terms of hilarity) than Nevarikan?
                            Oh, snap, that's the hippie who made his own kung fu. I couldn't remember his name. I'm going with better (hilarity), due to all the clutter in the garage/dojo.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Beezer
                              Oh, snap, that's the hippie who made his own kung fu. I couldn't remember his name. I'm going with better (hilarity), due to all the clutter in the garage/dojo.
                              Methinks he went by "monkeysofdoom".

                              I'm sure others with "monkey" in their user-name felt honoured.

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