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    Yea!!!!! more ninjer lulz......

    So I was doing my daily perusal of the School Reviews and came across this....

    Tengu Dojo - Cheshire - No BS Martial Arts

    Immediately I figure, "typical bullshit with a former student who has an ax to grind; I'll give him 2 moons to explain his disdain or nuke the review for being overtly biased." Then I went to the schools website and was rewarded with this...

    YouTube - SHIHAN A.CASTANS BUJINKAN TENGU DOJO - WWW.BUJINKAN-UK.COM

    There are way too many WFT's to point out so just enjoy your daily infusion of observing a wild retard of ninjers interacting with each other in their natural habitat, i.e., some middle school gym who allows them to rent out space so long as they don't inadvertently shuriken the Jr. Varsity Flag Squad.

    #2
    Jump up and down like a chimp 4 or 5 times while the guy goes "what the fu*#...", then stick out your forearm and lunge at his neck for the win...

    Also, this makes me want to learn how do a spinny ninjer move that causes my opponent to either freeze where he is, or temporarily move in slow motion so I can perform an overly elaborate shoulder throw.

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      #3
      Holy WTF! lol @ 2:16

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        #4
        They look much more fit than typical ninjas. However, the techniques are complete bullshit.

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          #5
          This is just another example of heart in the right place, brain somewhere else. The instructor even looks fit and I enjoyed the kankuru squats...but please, take that physical potential and learn something useful!

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            #6
            Wow, you just know that this is going to be bad when they use a song from Final Fantasy 10 in the beginning of their promo.

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              #7
              the sweatest thing about the video is the blonde mullet
              Eduardo "Why'd you stop."

              Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."

              Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."

              Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."

              Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."


              Originally posted by Ralek
              My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.

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                #8
                Originally posted by jsteel
                Holy WTF! lol @ 2:16

                My thoughts exactly

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                  #9
                  Ninja 2:16 says I will shake my ass FTW!

                  On a certain level, I can't imagine life without the Ninjers. LOL!

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                    #10
                    Thanks for the infusion. A cup of Joe, with a heap of Golden Jonas, watching a retard of ninja at play. Though it is raining outside everything is sunshine today.

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                      #11
                      This isn't homoerotic. Not in the least...
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                      Originally posted by Sarcastro
                      He screams like a little girl as the pain ripples through his arm, shoots up into his brain, and now your dick is hard.


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                        #12
                        I know we love to make fun of the old "lunge-punch-then-wait-for-the-counterattack," but this takes it to a pretty high level: Lunge punch and wait while the guy does 6 monkey hops and then chops you in the throat. That hopping chop seems to be sensei's signature move.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Demon Eyes
                          Wow, you just know that this is going to be bad when they use a song from Final Fantasy 10 in the beginning of their promo.
                          That's where the song was from!

                          :5badair:

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                            #14
                            I'm not sure what you're all laughing about, clearly the Mad Frog Chop is a real technique for the street. The only reason you don't see it in MMA is because it was banned after the Frog clan of Ninjers killed all their opponents in death matches.

                            Seriously though, those techniques were ridiculous.

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                              #15
                              WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING AT MARK 2:15?????
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