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    The standard procedure for escaping a mauling by an agressive large dog per the Miami Dade Animal Control unit is to immediately massage it's testicles to induce a soothing state of calm. Once the beast is relaxed and non-violent, us ehe opportunity to escape ASAP.

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      Are you and the the original poster related ?

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        Originally posted by tharuz
        I was walking through my apartments the other day while I saw a dog without a leash....

        I also have been almost attacked by dogs who were on an owner's leash, but my thoughts are:

        If I get attacked by a dog, what do I do?

        what are the legal reprecursions of rear naked chocking a dog out?

        which moves work best against people's pets?

        what are the chances of winning a fight against a chimp/lion/shark/bear with MMA?
        I don't know about chimp/lion/shark/bear but a friend of me killed a kitten with his bare hands(broke it's neck and stomped on it 20ish times) ..the owner reported him and.. the police investigated him.. He didn't get a security clearing when he was in the millitary.. which made him loose a free trip to germany.. you never know when shit goes around.


        so we can conclude with.....= you can kill a kitten with or without bjj.

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          That's a weird thread for sure!

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            Originally posted by Stigander
            I don't know about chimp/lion/shark/bear but a friend of me killed a kitten with his bare hands(broke it's neck and stomped on it 20ish times) ..the owner reported him and.. the police investigated him.. He didn't get a security clearing when he was in the millitary.. which made him loose a free trip to germany.. you never know when shit goes around.


            so we can conclude with.....= you can kill a kitten with or without bjj.
            wow. you have bad friends.

            Find new ones. seriously. Please.

            PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
            http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


            Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
            3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

            Originally posted by sochin101
            I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
            That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
            Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
            I agree with moosey

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              seriously there is nothing cool or macho about killing small animals. all it says is that you grasp helplessly at real control and power.

              shit is disgusting. i actually beat the tar out of a kid who killed his neighbors cats by catching them all in a bag and hanging them from a tree, then hitting them with a baseball bat til the whole bag was a bloody mess.

              he tried to jump me, wasnt a vigilante thing.

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