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    BJJ...Against beasts?!

    I was walking through my apartments the other day while I saw a dog without a leash....

    I also have been almost attacked by dogs who were on an owner's leash, but my thoughts are:

    If I get attacked by a dog, what do I do?

    what are the legal reprecursions of rear naked chocking a dog out?

    which moves work best against people's pets?

    what are the chances of winning a fight against a chimp/lion/shark/bear with MMA?

    #2
    You cant be serious. MMA against a shark?? Shark by swim and bite your ass off. Bear? Get real, they could own you any day of the week, not much to be said. Chimp/Dog? Chimps could bite like a motherfucker, maybe. I would say you should be able to beat most dogs, as long as you dont panic and dont let them anywhere near your throat.

    Cant believe I am responding to this.

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      #3
      This is the shittiest thread.

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        #4
        I just dont want PETA or some shit calling cruelty against animals on me if a dog attacks me.

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          #5
          You'll easily defeat a shark in MMA, given that they won't be able to breathe or live inside a ring/cage. I'm hoping that you aren't remotely considering the idea that you could use mma underwater against a fish.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Munacra
            This is the shittiest thread.
            Nonsense, I omaplata'd a python once.

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              #7

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                #8
                That troll is clearly chokable.

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                  #9
                  I assure you, I am not trolling!

                  dude, if you get attacked by a dog, what the hell do you do afterwards?

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                    #10
                    I was playing with my dog (she's a husky) and she like, jumped on me, so i triangled her.

                    I didn't choke her, i just held her down.

                    No homo/beastiality.

                    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
                    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


                    Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                    Originally posted by sochin101
                    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                    Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                    I agree with moosey

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                      #11
                      the dog in your pic looks like he would glove-slap me for a duel.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by tharuz
                        I was walking through my apartments the other day while I saw a dog without a leash....

                        I also have been almost attacked by dogs who were on an owner's leash, but my thoughts are:

                        If I get attacked by a dog, what do I do?

                        what are the legal reprecursions of rear naked chocking a dog out?

                        which moves work best against people's pets?

                        what are the chances of winning a fight against a chimp/lion/shark/bear with MMA?
                        i told you that you are GAY

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by tharuz
                          dude, if you get attacked by a dog, what the hell do you do afterwards?
                          Go to the hospital and get the bite(s) cleaned. Then maybe play some video games or watch a movie on the nifty painkillers you get.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rolling Stoned
                            That troll is clearly chokable.
                            I dont know... It has no neck. Clearly a wrestler.

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                              #15
                              Lol im sure MMA would work on dogs, as for the sharks and bears, Im not so sure. There is one beast that MMA will work on for sure, and that is Bob Sapp.

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