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    what is the consensus on the mma blackbelt

    I find it hard to believe that a thing like this could exist now or ever but when i googled the term a number of people seem to be offering it

    this was my favorite
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/spo/706006953.html

    #2
    I think you can guess what the consensus is. LOL at getting this "black belt" with 12 lessons from a nobody.

    I googled Ted Gambordella and his website is called blackbeltinabox.com

    yes, seriously.

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      #3
      "Dr." Ted really has that 1950s look and seems to be a TMAist not a MMA guy. Watch his "amazing" Ki video where he takes standard punches that any decent MT or Systema beginner could handle, then does the Shaolin style blade to kneck bendy trick thingy.

      http://drtedg.com/

      The guy is in amazing shape for his age though.

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        #4
        I have a feeling that the people who buy blackbelts via mail are the same people who buy stuff like penis-enlargment medicine...there will always be idiots in need of some validation.

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          #5
          Fucking laughable. No, fuck that, not even funny. Just retarded. (excuse my language)
          "This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"

          Originally posted by Squerlli
          And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry motherfucker... Budo monkeh.

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            #6
            here are a few more

            http://www.eastwindacademy.com/instructors.htm

            YouTube - kickboxing 1st Degree MMA Black Belt Test (1)

            http://www.commandomma.com/index.cfm?page=10 (not sure about this one)

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              #7
              Does anybody out there know of anyone who both claims to have a blackbelt in MMA AND can fight really well?

              First person to find one gets a really satisfying pat on the back from me.
              Last edited by Holy Moment; 6/03/2008 3:54pm, .
              Dan Severn loves raping people.

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                #8
                Maybe we should start a thread that says MMA Black Belts do not exist. In the body we can have a clear explanation of why they do not. Everyone can copy paste and add to the thread daily. This way when sombody researches mma blackbelts it will pop up. Instead of having to investigate a fraud it could be a move toward preventitive maitenence.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by danielson
                  Maybe we should start a thread that says MMA Black Belts do not exist.
                  I'm pretty sure they exist. You just posted a video of two of them sparring.

                  Really though, they don't even look like they're trying.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Happy Panda
                    I'm pretty sure they exist. You just posted a video of two of them sparring.

                    Really though, they don't even look like they're trying.
                    I could also wear a astronaut costume for haloween and call myself and astronaut

                    And yeah,,they were only trying not to get hit.

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                      #11
                      If you really want to, come down to Seattle and I'll sell you a black belt in MMA, or I'll even do it over the internet.

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                        #12
                        They exist. It is the Mcdojoization of MMA. I have seen three cases now including this one. One was a 3rd degree female in MMA.

                        The problem lies in the fact that there are fight records to disprove dumb claims.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by danielson
                          I could also wear a astronaut costume for haloween and call myself and astronaut
                          Not quite an accurate comparison, but I get what you're saying. If a black belt indicates a relative mastery of the system, all MMA black belts should be able to compete at a professional level. The two in the video don't even look like they're ready for amateur competition.

                          Still, they are sparring with punches to the face, and judging by all the gear, they're supposed to be going with hard contact. That's more than a lot of black belts in other systems can say.

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                            #14
                            ted gambordella is also the author of "Fight for Your Life!: The Secrets of Street Fighting" and "100 Deadliest Karate Moves". both from the most reputable publisher in the world: paladin press.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by It is Fake
                              They exist. It is the Mcdojoization of MMA. I have seen three cases now including this one. One was a 3rd degree female in MMA.

                              The problem lies in the fact that there are fight records to disprove dumb claims.
                              Yeah, there are a few I've seen as well with legit records. One is in Canada and there is another one who is a Tiger Schulmann black belt, Laura D'Auguste:

                              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_D%27Auguste

                              In that example, the problem is the fact that she's a damn good fighter and people will take that to believe that a black belt in MMA will make them badass as well. And of course the less than reputable gyms (and probably some of the reputable ones) will bank on it.

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