Another fat instructor larping!!

[13ringinheat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqQouLgY79A

Those moves cant come any more telegraphed or in slower motion than that.

[Lily]

A dead man could do better.

That kid looks mildly excited by what's going on.

What was this video intended to be? An advertising demo, a training tool??!? The kid can't even make a proper fist.

My favourite part 1:07 - 1:11

[ty5]

I reckon I could take him out with my baseball batjitsu.

[Cletus]

is it required that he spin those "blades" whil doing the techniques.

Also even if it is a compliant drill, some sort of intent on his behalf would be nice to see. He is so...loose for want of a better term. and I dont mean fluid, more floppy :). he almost looks disinterested in wat he is doing, and he's not even trying to be accurate with thos spinning kick thingys

[RobT]

I do not understand how so much bollocks like that is about... and people think it's worth training.

[syberia]

Dammit, i love that song. It's now ruined by that asshole.

Christ those two should just have sex already.

*ahem* Please excuse me, i'm not my normal polite self...

That being said, my god that was retarded

[Ungjaevel]

You know, I think this might be really useful. I like to make sure that I carry two red, hooked blades AT ALL TIMES, meaning that this style will mesh really well with how I live. It also fits well with other aspects of my life, like being overweight and slightly faster than a sloth with parkinson's.

edit: on a serious note, I get the feeling that the kid is just indulging the fat guy, and can't stop smiling because he knows it's Santa Clause's alias.

[mrm1775]

I almost wish the kerambit had never become so popular. Idiots like this think they can look cool by waving one (or even two) around. They're going to become the new numchucks!

It makes those of us who really know how to use the damn thing look stupid by association!

[Rock Ape]

I notice there's an image of the founder of aikido on the wall.. guess that seals the larping shite then lol.

[colonelpong2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqQouLgY79A

Those moves cant come any more telegraphed or in slower motion than that.

So whats new? This shit is dime a dozen. But admittedly the use of a pair of red flattened bananas is a new one on me....

[hiken]

So whats new? This shit is dime a dozen. But admittedly the use of a pair of red flattened bananas is a new one on me....

Pretty sure he is demonstrating karambit stuff (albeit in an absolutely horrendous fashion...)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karambit

[syberia]

So whats new? This shit is dime a dozen. But admittedly the use of a pair of red flattened bananas is a new one on me....

You know what i thought about when i read this?

Chocolate bananas. You know, where you put choc chips into the banana and then back it in tinfoil?

Oh, those are good.

Bet the fat guy knows what i'm talking about.

[Rock Ape]

Chocolate banana means something completely different in some parts of the UK LOL.

[syberia]

Chocolate banana means something completely different in some parts of the UK LOL.

... Well I dont want to know what happens in some parts of the UK...

Grey, romo place that it is... ;)

[xlins]

oh first time i see those little ehmm "things"
that dress... kenpo karate?
well now i ask myself... a fat man can be a fair ma instructor? or the fact "being fat" settles that the instructor is a failure?