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    Low Budget Ninja

    http://www.wikihow.com/Train-to-Be-a...h-a-Low-Budget

    I almost pissed myself laughing. There are several other links on the pages that are quite funny.
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

    #2
    I would go further and specify at least a ten story ledge for step #10, maybe higher. Sometimes, you just have to help natural selection a little bit.

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      #3
      Ninjering on a budget? I didn't know being a ninja was expensive.


      At least they are promoting fitness.
      Sumus extra manum tuam.

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        #4
        "8. Join a martial arts school. Ninjitsu is the obvious choice, however Kung Fu involves a wider variety of weapons skills."

        Amusingly enough except for that one it's all good advice. Especially:

        "9. Get yourself a cool ninja outfit."

        This is sound counsel no matter who you are

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          #5
          I would definitely recommend that low-budget ninjers-in-training combine steps 11 and 2.

          11. Wear weights during your ninja training.

          2. Swim as often as possible. Get a waterproof watch and time yourself on how long it takes to swim any length. Try to reduce your time.

          I might add that heavier weights will be much more effective in achieving the results that they are after...

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            #6
            Real ninjas should be out robbin' folks for the shit they need. Ninjas these days...

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              #7
              Originally posted by biner
              I would definitely recommend that low-budget ninjers-in-training combine steps 11 and 2.

              11. Wear weights during your ninja training.

              2. Swim as often as possible. Get a waterproof watch and time yourself on how long it takes to swim any length. Try to reduce your time.

              I might add that heavier weights will be much more effective in achieving the results that they are after...
              I swam with weights once. Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have to hold it above the water....
              ...or if I had got it right the first time.

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                #8
                i fail to see how wearing ankle weights while playing ninja gaiden and sitting on the couch watching naruto is a workout.

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                  #9
                  ...and remember kids to
                  ~Always use your new ninja powers for good.

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                    #11
                    "Practice being quiet at night by having a friend stand on the road or sidewalk in front of your house and you creeping up behind them. Once you've mastered that, get creative. Involve a roll or try coming at an angle where they can almost see you. "

                    dear god.

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                      #12
                      Get a waterproof watch and time yourself on how long it takes to swim any length. Try to reduce your time.

                      What are they talking about a watch is gonna reflect light from it's face and give your position away.

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                        #13
                        Originally posted by markcos262
                        Get a waterproof watch and time yourself on how long it takes to swim any length. Try to reduce your time.

                        What are they talking about a watch is gonna reflect light from it's face and give your position away.
                        this man is a ninjer, and thus, knows something about actual combat.


                        rofl.

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                        Originally posted by Cy Q. Faunce
                        3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

                        Originally posted by sochin101
                        I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
                        That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
                        Originally posted by HappyOldGuy
                        I agree with moosey

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                          #14
                          Oh, hell yeah! I just wish I'd found this guide before I signed up for Jiu-Jitsu classes. All those wasted hours practicing armbars and guard passes when I could have been doing real ninj0r shit, like swimming with weights on and chin-up after chin-up. I'm ringing my school and giving notice tomorrow. Next time you see me you won't see me, because I'll have mad n1nj0r skillz.

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                            #15
                            http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/shirt_ninja.php


                            ^ That and a shank is all you need to be a low-budget, semi-professional Street-Ninja.
                            Dan Severn loves raping people.

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