The BJJ sticker on my car won a fight yesterday

[EternalRage]

does your sticker do seminars

[JingMerchant!]

And yet another crush on this Lily person is formed.

Seriously, you should stop playing the "aggressive woman that wants to toss you around a bit" card. Esp with that accent, NO CAN DEFEND.

I dunno... Some of us love Lil for her mind....

And for those acerbic put downs of Teh Question, Angry-Spas, etc.....

[Snake Plissken]

It was posted next to his "Keep Honking I'm Reloading" sticker.

[JingMerchant!]

Here's how it could have gone down :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fsgs49r8U

[hapkido_keith]

Here's how it could have gone down :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fsgs49r8U

Please tell me that was staged.

[Flail_Crapple]

Yes it was. The original video from a couple years back had a disclaimer saying that it was just from friends making a movie because they were bored.

[Vieux Normand]

My jaw-gaping woman experience was a tattoo artist named India. Has full-sleeve inkwork (among other tats) and definitely works out. Did my last two tats as well. Gotta go to Toronto more often.

BJJ: so far, every idiot I've thrown out of a bar, who has claimed BJJ training, has ended up face-planted on a support-beam or table-corner--and then just tossed out the door. I'm now almost curious enough to try a class and see if these idiots were just bullshitting me. I'm assuming they were...

[Squerlli]

My jaw-gaping woman experience was a tattoo artist named India. Has full-sleeve inkwork (among other tats) and definitely works out. Did my last two tats as well. Gotta go to Toronto more often.

BJJ: so far, every idiot I've thrown out of a bar, who has claimed BJJ training, has ended up face-planted on a support-beam or table-corner--and then just tossed out the door. I'm now almost curious enough to try a class and see if these idiots were just bullshitting me. I'm assuming they were...

How do armbar?

[WhiteShark]

So BJJ has t3h R34L no touch KO!

[Vieux Normand]

How do armbar?

That's my guess as well. Usually they (get this, aikido-types) grab my wrist (!) and try swinging a leg or two over my head and sort of hang on like this, trying to 'go for' a bar or a squeeze. I figure they've seen videos of armbars and triangles and they assume that viewing a vid is sufficient "learning" for them to actually do it to a doorman who has fifty to a hundred pounds on them. Shit, if it worked when Roids did it to Severn, it should work for them...even if they've never stepped into a BJJ club (which I am assuming, though I don't know for sure).

The result is always the same: moron's arms and legs are all tied up in his very-impressive submission (?) attempt, and he's left his head wide open. The rest is easy: slam moron's head into floor-tiles or nearby object, pick up the remaining moaning jumble, chuck it out the nearest door.

BJJers should really do something about guys claiming to know BJJ, MMA, whatever. Hurt them enough so they don't (ab)use BJJ or MMA in their attempts to impress. Think of it as socially-useful fun...

[Squerlli]

That's my guess as well. Usually they (get this, aikido-types) grab my wrist (!) and try swinging a leg or two over my head and sort of hang on like this, trying to 'go for' a bar or a squeeze. I figure they've seen videos of armbars and triangles and they assume that viewing a vid is sufficient "learning" for them to actually do it to a doorman who has fifty to a hundred pounds on them. Shit, if it worked when Roids did it to Severn, it should work for them...even if they've never stepped into a BJJ club (which I am assuming, though I don't know for sure).

The result is always the same: moron's arms and legs are all tied up in his very-impressive submission (?) attempt, and he's left his head wide open. The rest is easy: slam moron's head into floor-tiles or nearby object, pick up the remaining moaning jumble, chuck it out the nearest door.

BJJers should really do something about guys claiming to know BJJ, MMA, whatever. Hurt them enough so they don't (ab)use BJJ or MMA in their attempts to impress. Think of it as socially-useful fun...

Where the fuck were you when "Never Back Down" came out!?

[Vieux Normand]

Where the fuck were you when "Never Back Down" came out!?

Not seeing "Never Back Down". Why?

[aaaargh]

If your sticker was from a Ninjutsu school it would probably have had the same impact. Very few people bother to learn the distinction between marital arts.

[colonelpong2]

If your sticker was from a Ninjutsu school it would probably have had the same impact. Very few people bother to learn the distinction between marital arts.

MARITAL arts? Is Doctor Freud in the house?

[The Question]

Not seeing "Never Back Down". Why?

You should, it's a cultural phenomenon.