Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Kid Miracleman]

"ha-haw?"

Oy gevalt.

[Boyd]

For someone who likes to throw obscure references around, you're awful at catching. And if you can't catch the ball, you're in the wrong league.

I will break it down for you, so that you may taste the flavor even if your chewing faculties are underdeveloped.

It's about that old Redman/Method Man, shit, playa.

"You better shut your trap when my dogs around
We pissin' on fire hydrants, so walk around"

It's all about the comparison between you and your favorite scapegoat, PizDoff. Because while he is PizDoff, you're Pizz'd on. Nah mean? Because I'm going to piss on you. Piss, piss, piss. I'm about to raise my leg up in this bitch.

You're not T.S. Elliot and this isn't The Wasteland. If I have to read half a page of liner notes to understand your post, someone's got water on the brain and it's probably the guy adding notations to his forum posts.

[kismasher]

i keep scrubbing, but it won't come off.

[The Question]

NEW MOBILE REPORT: THE MELANCHOLY OF THE RETURN OF THE QUESTION'S HYDROCEPHALIA THE T.V.: PERFECT COLLECTION (MY PUREST HEART FOR YOU)

Let's investigate the structure of a ? sentence. I realize that doing this is kindof like analyzing the Holocaust by looking at pictures of bad hangovers, but I think this will highlight the delightful, multilayered fractal built out of rimjobs that is the superstructure of his posting.

Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing.

It's like seeing shapes when you look at a cloud. You imagine that something should be there, but it's all just an amorphous blob of drifting dust and bullshit.

I hope that one day you will make it rain for us, Hedgehogey. Make it rain on them bitches. Because when Q-dot throws his wrists up, motherfuckers think it's snowing (yeah, he's that cold). But when you throw your wrist up, motherfuckers think: Aikido?

Grab my wrist, motherfucker. Grab my wrist and learn.

A 4chan joke. Question's no gentleman. He's gonna rub his sweaty neckbeard on you, bitch, and if you don't like it you shouldn't have let him buy you all those Jaegerbombs.

What the fuck is 4chan? Are you waxing nostalgic about the days you spent surrounded by semi literate crack monkeys? Granted, this isn't different from the 'Shido, but come one, mayne. Come on.

This is gold particularly because he needs to add that second sentence fragment. Because fire hydrants are something that is pissed on. By dogs. Which is the joke. Because I am a fire hydrant.

For someone who likes to throw obscure references around, you're awful at catching. And if you can't catch the ball, you're in the wrong league.

I will break it down for you, so that you may taste the flavor even if your chewing faculties are underdeveloped.

It's about that old Redman/Method Man, shit, playa.

"You better shut your trap when my dogs around
We pissin' on fire hydrants, so walk around"

It's all about the comparison between you and your favorite scapegoat, PizDoff. Because while he is PizDoff, you're Pizz'd on. Nah mean? Because I'm going to piss on you. Piss, piss, piss. I'm about to raise my leg up in this bitch.

Wether this is also a hint that Q-dot is top dawg on the ave, i'll leave up to future historians. I just report the present. I'm just wondering how it's possible that a man who clearly goes nowhere without a state appointed handler can insult his reader's intelligence so badly.

Do you feel insulted, Hedgehogey? Because I'm only getting started, man. I've just put the key in the ignition. I haven't even turned it yet. I haven't even shifted to first year. Brace yourself, man. Q-dot is about to go Speed Racer on your bitch ass. ha-haw.

[bob]

Somehow I feel this thread would make sense if only I knew.

But then maybe not.

[Goju - Joe]

AMV = A Mighty Vagina

[Antifa]

What's an AMV?

you mean you dont know?

[bob]

What's an AMV?

[Hedgehogey]

NEW MOBILE REPORT: THE MELANCHOLY OF THE RETURN OF THE QUESTION'S HYDROCEPHALIA THE T.V.: PERFECT COLLECTION (MY PUREST HEART FOR YOU)

Let's investigate the structure of a ? sentence. I realize that doing this is kindof like analyzing the Holocaust by looking at pictures of bad hangovers, but I think this will highlight the delightful, multilayered fractal built out of rimjobs that is the superstructure of his posting.

Then you fail at internet.

A 4chan joke. Question's no gentleman. He's gonna rub his sweaty neckbeard on you, bitch, and if you don't like it you shouldn't have let him buy you all those Jaegerbombs.

Because I can still think of ways to piss on you. Like a fire hydrant.

This is gold particularly because he needs to add that second sentence fragment. Because fire hydrants are something that is pissed on. By dogs. Which is the joke. Because I am a fire hydrant.

Wether this is also a hint that Q-dot is top dawg on the ave, i'll leave up to future historians. I just report the present. I'm just wondering how it's possible that a man who clearly goes nowhere without a state appointed handler can insult his reader's intelligence so badly.

[jvjim]

You guys are trying to scramble my brain, aren't you? Aren't you?!

Also, is it just me, or is Hedge basically a twenty-something BJJ-practicing version of Dennis Miller? I swear I can't understand half the references that fella throws out.

Then again, I am dumber than a bag of hammers... but still.

I don't wanna go on a rant here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the First Battle of Antietam, I mean when a Neo-Conservative defenestrates, it's like Raskolnikov filibustered deoxymonohydroxinate.

What's so hard to understand about that?

[Boyd]

With this post, you have demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of anime and hentai. You are worthless as a human.

Link me to your Deviant Art account. I know you have one.

[Ke?poFist]

Question. I am pulling guard on you at the Throwdown.

[Kid Miracleman]

You guys are trying to scramble my brain, aren't you? Aren't you?!

Also, is it just me, or is Hedge basically a twenty-something BJJ-practicing version of Dennis Miller? I swear I can't understand half the references that fella throws out.

Then again, I am dumber than a bag of hammers... but still.

[Squerlli]

I only cos-play for the str33t

You have an actual fucking buster sword!?!?!?!?!?!?

[selfcritical]

Yeah but it'd be so single sided. I mean Hedge is whiter then on rice on a paper plate in a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.

The only thing I see hedge beating the ? in is a cos-playing contest, and the basic premise of cos-playing is failure in its purest form.

I only cos-play for the str33t