Are "U" ready for the next Bullshido throwdown? (bring Kingdom Hearts AMVs)

[Vince Tortelli]

LEAVE JASON DELUCIA OUT OF THIS, YOU BASTARD! Isn't it enough for you that he had 55 MMA fights using kung fu and akido? Wasn't that enough? How much more do you want? A pound of his flesh? A gallon of his blood? What will it take to satisfy you jackals?

How about a video of him getting choked out by Bas Rutten? Will that do it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyo0FalpeLI

[Hedgehogey]

Every single question post contains something so astoundingly dumb that it causes the reader's thought processes to come to a screeching halt and their balls to beat a hasty retreat back up the whatever it is the canal your balls drop down from is called. I'm not using hyperbole or facetiousness. It happens in literally every post he makes.

IE, his latest post. There's some lucid moments at the bottom where he's talking about polo or something, but most of the time he comes off as a bizzare racial caricature who doesn't understand that he's not living in 8 Mile.

(tangent: most people will understand the above allusion because 8 Mile is a movie about freestyling contests and it would be astoundingly inappropriate to act like that all the time. Question, however, is just so autistic that he's likely to respond with something like "The fuck you talkin' bout, son? Q-diggity lives in Brooklyn, AKA Crooklyn where we run up on guard pullers with our spears out like Leonidas and go straight through their collar chokes with our furious fisticuffs. Because that's how I roll." Note the nonsensical "rhyme"-structure. That's seriously how he raps.)

Anyway.

Shakespeare? I swear that shit was in 10 Things I hate About you or something.
Fuck reading. I mean, who has time to read when you have to harass people on the internet?

Damn right. I'm more than a rapper. I'm a poet, mayne. I am the beating heart of every human undertaking. I am the centre of every enterprize. I am the gravitational pull that draws us all together. I am the Q.

And like moths to lightbulb, they come seaking illumination and heat. That's why I spit the hotness.

And I'll make that joke again. Because it's funny. Piss, piss, piss.

I take my humor and bitch slap you in the face with it. With a horse's ding dong, and then have it shoot one off in your mouth... or something.

[namaste]

...Because the only time I stump people is when they misjudge the line and length or get beaten for pace...

Forfeit the game, before somebody else takes you out of the frame, and puts your name to shame, cover up your face, you can't run a race, the pace is too fast, you just won't last.

remember nu-metal? shit was hilarious.

[The Question]

Faulkner never says "sound and fury, signifying nothing"

He doesn't?

Oh, wait. So if someone is reading Faulkner's "The Sound and The Fury", and happens to be reading some supporting material that makes reference to some shit Macbeth said this one time, would they not encounter that phrase?

Fuck reading more Shakespeare, fuck reading more plays than I absolutely have to. Bring on the prose. Because I like prose, I like prose, in different area codes . Area codes. Pros.

[The Question]

Good! Shakespeare! You read things which aren't products of the Shounen Jump publishing empire!

Don't read Shounen Jump. Don't like manga.
Shakespeare? I swear that shit was in 10 Things I hate About you or something.
Fuck reading. I mean, who has time to read when you have to harass people on the internet?

...which you follow up by combining Bullshido's retarded interior slap-on-the-back-and-chuckle lexicon with crumping. Stop it. Stop crumping. You're embarrassing to be around.

Jeez, you are so sensitive. I think you need to be comfortable with who you are Hedgehogey. No need to feel embarrassed. No one is judging you.

You. Are. Not. A. Rapper.

Damn right. I'm more than a rapper. I'm a poet, mayne. I am the beating heart of every human undertaking. I am the centre of every enterprize. I am the gravitational pull that draws us all together. I am the Q.

And like moths to lightbulb, they come seaking illumination and heat. That's why I spit the hotness.

...Don't you dare try to imply that you don't know what 4chan is and/or have your favorite naughty doujins featuring doe eyed, pink haired hot pockets of feminine affection covered in unidintefiable liquids bookmarked.

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. I'd investigate, but the past exeprience says it's something I will mostly likely not be interested in.

And if you can't think of a homoerotic ICE BURN that didn't come off the back of one of those Big Dawgs t-shirts, you're in the wrong place.

:?:!!?5

You play this e-dozens thing with all the wit and grace of a middle aged white father rapping about sending his kids to bed early in a whacky comedy about racial differences starring Ice Cube and/or Queen Latifah.

Ramble, ramble, ramble. Inset topical referencne here. Attempt to sound clever. How do you keep up all this pretence?
Seriously, mayne, that's some hall of fame shit right there. If you keep going you might actually convince me that you are a real person. And not just, you know, a random assortment of odds and ends gathered from the darker depths of the internet and thrown together by some bored middle schooler.

Yes. That's the joke you made in your last post. Which I then ironically re-explained. Which you then trotted out again totally po-faced. Because that's the joke. About me being pissed on.

And I'll make that joke again. Because it's funny. Piss, piss, piss.

Question, you take humor and march it out of Anatolia on horseback.

I take my humor and bitch slap you in the face with it. With a horse's ding dong, and then have it shoot one off in your mouth... or something. I don't know man, I can't put that much effort into attempting to stump people with infrequently received allusions.

Because the only time I stump people is when they misjudge the line and length or get beaten for pace. And you, Hedgehogey, are almost half way down the wicket having played all around the delivery. You would like to come back, but Q-dot has already whipped your bails off.

Now only the pavilion will receive you. There is nothing left for you here. Go.

[Vince Tortelli]

Faulkner.

Dear Lord in heaven, not William Faulkner, the master of the run on sentence that extends for page upon page like a line of cars stuck in traffic as the heat of the sun beats down upon them and their drivers blood pressure spikes steadily upward into the moutainous peaks of heart attack and stroke category, and renders any attempt to read it aloud either an exercise in fainting due to lack of oxygen or inserting pauses for breath in random places, but who is for some reason worshipped like an angry patriarchal deity by every literature and English teacher in the state of Misissippi or indeed the entire part of the United States of America, so that he is forced like the mighty phallus of a angry male rapist upon the tender hearts and minds of young students who would otherwise never lay fingers upon his tomes of biblical references, smut, and irrelevant descriptions even if a pistol was placed to their head and who no one has ever read unless they were required to do so by said teachers in a classroom that smelled of chalk and the killing of the individual spirit.

[JohnnyCache]

Faulkner never says "sound and fury, signifying nothing"

[The Question]

Seriously, though, I bet 10$ Q-Tip got "Sound and fury signifying nothing" from Bruce Lee, not Willy S aka Willy Spearshaka AKA Willy Papastacks AKA Da Ole Durty Bard

Faulkner.

[JohnnyCache]

It's a medic alert bracelet. To warn people he's a bad motherfucker, and not to put his blood into other patients unless you want them to turn into bad motherfuckers.

Seriously, though, I bet 10$ Q-Tip got "Sound and fury signifying nothing" from Bruce Lee, not Willy S aka Willy Spearshaka AKA Willy Papastacks AKA Da Ole Durty Bard

[Boyd]

I love his pearl grandma bracelet. Do you think he keeps a trinket like that from every Vietnamese village he burned down?

[Uncle_Phil]

No. you dont. you just have to be under 25 to comment on half of it so that people know that you understand.

Knowing is half the battle

[namaste]

I have nothing to add.

You're not gonna 'gong sau' or 'THRODOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN', so why bother writing text to each other?

[Antifa]

You seriously have to be under 25 to understand half the shit around here.

No. you dont. you just have to be under 25 to comment on half of it so that people know that you understand.

[Vorpal]

You seriously have to be under 25 to understand half the shit around here.

[Boyd]

This. This right here.